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Proposal:

Joel is Saturn.

My points:

1: He's married, the most married fella, he has a ring, Jupiter's Rings

2:

Car 👍

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(Art above credit to the lovely @lunarcrown )

Hyellow, I've returned with some more silly lil textposts for y'all ^-^

experiencing the Empires , Life Series / Hermitcraft , and QSMP brainrot all at once, let's goooooo

anywho, go check out lunarcrown's & aquaquadrant's Hels To Pay stuff ^-^

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In honor of Bdubs LimLife Movie, Grian 3rd Life Movie, Decked Out Two, and all the other content that's out now, have some Hermitcraft/Life Series Textposts that've I've procrastinated posting ^-^

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In honor of Bdubs LimLife Movie, Grian 3rd Life Movie, Decked Out Two, and all the other content that's out now, have some Hermitcraft/Life Series Textposts that've I've procrastinated posting ^-^

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HAPPY WET CAT WEDNESDAY

IT'S WET CAT WEDNESDAY EVERYONE !!!!!!!

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I'm back from the dead and I'm here to offer more of whatever this family is

My favorites honestly

In which Joel's closer to a type of demigod and gets real insecure about his "not godly" form

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Hello, have this mix of Hermitcraft / Life Series stuff while everyone is watching or recovering from today's episodes ^-^

yippee!🎉

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❤️‍🔥💖🍪🍪🍪💝🍪🍪🍪🍪🍡🍪🍪🫐🍪🍪🎂🍰🍫🍄🍭🍬🍓🥰💌MmmmbabbpHappy bValentimes Dauyyyyy eueueue 💌🍓🥰🍬🍭🍄🍫🍰🎂🍪🍪🫐🍪🍪🍡🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪💝🍪🍪🍪💖❤️‍🔥

And a smooch -> 💋

And more cookies

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

If you need more cookies, lmk

Happy Valentine's to you tooooooo <3<3<3<3<3<3

🌹💌🏹💋🏹💘🐻🍓🌸🎀💝💐💌💕🍫💘🌹🍰🧸🕊️🥰🎀❤️🌷🍭🏹🌺💗🧁🍓🌸💖🎀💕💞🌺🌷🌸💕💌❤️💟🌹🌷💘🤍💝💐🌼🌺🍫🍒❤🍬

eueueueueue, thamks for the cookies 'n smooch -> 😘

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art is by catcrumb

art is by catcrumb

art is by catcrumb

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Team Best content, lets goooo (plus a dash of Impulse)

i am constantly resisting the urge to repeatedly rewatch Last Life

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hyello have some Hermitcraft content with an Oli Orionsound thrown in

kinda kept forgetting to post the stuff ive been making

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woe, comic be upon ye

(with accompanying cat pictures)

The girls are fighting again

I'm not sure my motivation on this one, I simply do not thing Martyn & Bdubs [in relation to their King] would get along all too well

Inktober Day 19: Ponytail

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listen grian, nobody touches my bush. youre done

it all started when grian touched my redstone. he played himself li-li-like a xylophone set on automatic. Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics. im a legend of the NHO with Etho, Beef, and Double 0. Doc MC is coming for you sevenfold. we got Rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again

you think im in hiding, im just biding my time. putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes. we're the Star-studded group who got together just to crush you, once we start something you know we're gonna see it through. im the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light. yall had to incite, so now i gotta indict: youre guilty of getting murdered with words. yall are outgunned, go home nerds (woohoo!)

hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang

if you think you can stop the symmetry, thats false. G-Team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls, and when their bodies dissolve youll know that False is on a killing spree. try to stop my pvp and perish painfully. im the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts. your diamond armour cant compare to my martial arts. i'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath. G-Team's name will be the only thing left

caffinated, animated, redstone innovator.my behavior's crazy, cant phase me, Impulse is never lazy. Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming. better run for from cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming. without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing. better watch your step or the G-Team will end up blazing. who's the better team? there is no controversy. but before its said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang

oh, X gon' give it to ya, im gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya, whaaat. lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes. and the G-Team, theyre looking unclean, needing some sunscreen. burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, its insane how my rhymes got them injured. danger, danger! i got lasers to cut em up like razers. its flexin' season and I got flavour. their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting

theyre presenting them alright. theyre not very good. i could- i could walk over that, i could- i could jump over that. i could use an ender pearl, could use my elytra. c'mon G-Team, geez

yknow i don't know what to say, um let me- let me think

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now im back, got some things i wanna say. (yeah!) whats the letter that starts the alphabet? (Ay!) ladies get in line, the Diggity be on the way. Cleo dont know who she freakin' with. all the signs say to notify her next of kin, this Diggity-Dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits. spit that rhyme again cause the message is: i can mumble rap and still be the best there is

hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang, hermit gang

oh you- you wanted me to do a verse? id have to check with G-Team- i mean, uh, id have to- i'll have to check with my schedule and see if i can... see if im able to that sort of thing, you know? 'm a busy guy. do have to do a verse? oh, oh. you know? oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh. you know? oh, oh. bananas. do i have to do a verse? oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. ugh, i just- i just dont know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song...

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have one of my favorite posts with many variations!

was just gonna make the first three, but was encouraged to make more by @oleander-neruim (you should go see their cool art there)

the last one is inspired by them reminding me of this vid (specific bit starts at 1:30:30)

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the Empires SMP brainrot is so strong my dudes

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woo, content!

been watching empires s2 lately, gotta catch back up on hermitcraft

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have some content of the radioactive guy and the axolotl/egg/bone/bee/turtle/etc. dude.

congratuleggtion.