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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

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people who dont like drinking water confuse me. getting a sip of water is like a drug to me. i love a drink of water

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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Inspired by @lacnunga 's adorable dragon embroidery

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it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

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"You want some help?"

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under the nannerfly nights...

Moonshine Cybin, spore whore, ambassador of decay, friend of fungus, midwife of death, I salute you.

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listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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Lapse by Dorianne Laux / @worldsbeyondpod

adding to my wbn poetry collection

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

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i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

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Vic making pretzel pizza on their instagram story (the first video got cut off)

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court