#Arrow out of Context

[wildglitch]

Billy Batson being a modern boy. And modern boys watch things they probably shouldnt. Modern boys have unrestricted internet accese. Modern boys are crying over the lates episode of Helluva Boss.

Any ways heres a skit about Billy crying over Stolitz and Blitzø relationship except he watched the episode on the tower and now the league is confused on why this grown man is crying in the common room. Pls dont take this seriously-

Also- SPOILER WARNING FOR EPISODE 8 SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS!

Captain Marvel: *Suffering*

The Flash: Hey buddy, you good?

Captain Marvel: He just wanted an honest conversation...

Green Arrow: what?

Captain Marvel: BUT HES TOO BROKEN TO ACTUALLY THINK ANYONE CAN LOVE HIM!

Green Lantern: What is happening???

Cyborg a.k.a the only one that knows his identity: He just watched the lasted episode of an indie show he likes and now hes crying over two demons not fucking

The Flash: Im sorry back up, what?

Captain Marvel: Its not because they havent fucked and you know that! Its because they havent been able to have a real honest conversation, Blitzø! What the Fuck!

Superman: Language...

*Stomps from the hallway getting incresingly louder*

Kid Flash Burst into the room : Dude!

Captain Marvel: Dude?

Kid Flash: Dude!

Captain Marvel: Dude?!

*Pulls out Phone as showed watched episode*

Captain Marvel: *Le Gasp* Dude!

Kid Flash:: Duuuude!

Green Arrow: Yeah Im out-

Lucky for Billy, Young Justice are also Modern kids that have too much internet and watch things they probably shouldnt

[teafourbirds]

That is definitely not smart! In fact, that is dumb. (And if you're gonna do it anyway, you can be damn sure I'll be right there with you.)

-- Green Lantern (1960) #116

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

.... Roy, you're supposed to be explaining why people think Connor's gay, not why they think you're gay.

[fallentheatre]

each other's world, torn apart

minecraft end poem as a conversation between two broken brothers.

(@hoverboards-and-dragons heyyyyy)

[superman-out-of-context]

[kazuko-stuff]

3:00 AM Guys’ Chat

Warning: Crack

(Superman, Green lantern (Hal Jordan), The Flash and Green Arrow just playing Uno)

Superman: Out of context, but what would you do if you a succubis just appears informs of you

The flash: What would I do

Green Arrow: I trauma dump

* cue to guys laughing*

The flash: thank god you’re here

*more laughter*

Green lantern: Trauma dumping, it’s like trying to seduce you, and you’re like: when I was 11 my father left and never came back”

Green Arrow: NOO! THAT’S IT!!!

*More laughter increase*

Green Latern: and I think that’s the reason why I can’t form any permanent attachments. Whenever someone tries to get close, I just push them away”

Green Arrow: why are you actually trauma dumping?! OMG!!

Green Lantern: and the succumbs is like: WHAT?!

The flash: It’s like you were expecting them, oh thank god you’re here

Green Arrow: oh I needed you

Green lantern: and then there’s like a bit where like the succubus is trying to unsummon itself and then you silence it so it can’t unsummon itself

The flash: you’re like way stronger than her like—

Green latern: I have you for three hours

Superman: maybe Batman can charm a succubus

Green arrow: I mean if villainesses like him…

The flash: he is the broodiest person in the world

Green Lantern: succubus for therapy time

Batman: what were your saying

*all four look at him and then each other*

Superman: no where just talking about you, all good things, all good things

Green arrow: we’re just talking about succubus,he~he 🙃

Green lantern: can you charm one?

*the bat looks at them all confused underneath in stoicism and leaves, while the four are just sweating*

The flash: I guess he ain’t a meme guy

Superman: pretty much too stiff to have fun

[outofcontextdiscord]

[vaugarde]

watching japanese pokemon openings again and sorta ranking them in my head, and its kinda insane to me that i think the dub openings for bw are consistently better than the originals

[hawkgirlz]

perfect summary of the green arrow & hawkman rivalry

oliver not actually caring is the least surprising thing ever

[overwhelmedandlonely]

Out of context Batman panels that made me laugh

Part 3

JPV as Bats is a major bummer so it’s mostly funny faces. I prefer the acrobatics in the background but he’s more slash and bash.

[matineemonsters]

Today my cat woke me up for snuggles by very gently tapping just my pinkie with her paw 🥺

[flecks-of-stardust]

whoops

[teafourbirds]

There's that Legolas/Gimli exchange, and then there's this:

Kind of stupid, isn't it?

-- Green Lantern (1960) #83

[coquelicoq]

i have finished the first part (of five) of les misérables! that's the good news. the bad news is that i now have to read the second part, which opens with a 70-page section entitled "waterloo". like babe i do not know what ANY of these nouns are though. i'm getting that there was a battle at which lots of people died horribly (as often happens in battles) and we are now describing the battleground thirty years later. okay so are we gonna do this for the whole 70 pages or...

[emdotcom]

This is what my bg image is.

[darabeatha]

I love how insane some return Valentine's day gifts are because in a lot of cases it's something sweet and simple like handmade rice balls (Jekyll) or a cup of coffee (Dantes) but then u have cases like a.rjuna's where it's like,, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED THIS ARROW TO D/ECAPITATE YOUR BROTHERRRRRR AND UR GIVING ME THAT!?