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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

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The way Selina was so respectful abt Bruce having a newly adopted son in Jason, And when Jay didn’t warm up to her immediately, made sure to tell him that she wasn’t trying to replace the mother/son relationship he had with Nocturna, and even suggested to Bruce they take a break from dating bc she knew Jason wasn’t comfortable sharing dad yet…and now she’s “mama cat” 🥹

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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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Tim Drake Aus where we just shove him into a different city and make him equally obsessed with those local heros.

Like instead of recognising Dick’s flip from Haley’s circus it would be like.

“I grew up in Smallvill and everyone had memories of the weird crash in that random field”

“My parents were close with the Batsons’ and you have C.C’s face”

“You have a really recognisable gotee”

“I was doing research on Starr Labs and this experiment seems to have familiar results”

Please he’s such a freak, just shove him into different families, it works don’t question it

Also, he is enough of a weirdo to try and do the lightning experiment on himself inorder to get into the flashfam

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You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

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remember—there’s no “i” in homunculus. that’s why they do 90% of the manual labor around my tower

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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

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I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use

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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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Tim, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time I lost my spleen.

Bruce, choking on his coffee: Excuse me?

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

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Bruce Wayne: *brings home orphans* 

Damian Wayne: *brings home animals* 

Jason Todd: *brings home attitude*

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Tim: Bruce would be disappointed in me if I killed the Joker.

Tim: But Jason and Dick? They'd buy me an ice cream.

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Damian: If I jump off this building, Duke will catch me

Literally anyone else: Please don't-

Duke: I'M IN POSITION, DO A BACKFLIP