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love when people draw the robins as robins and steph is just. notably taller than all the others.
cause like. dick was 8-9 when he started. jason was 11-12. tim was 12-13. damian is some nebulous number between 8 and 11 depending on which continuity we're in. Steph was SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. this is a late high schooler hanging around elementary schoolers and maybe one middle schooler. let her be tall
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Ollie Queen’s Apron Collection Appreciation Post
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Dick appealing to Bruce’s protective instincts to snap him out of the mind-control and then THE FIRST THING BRUCE DOES IS WRAP HIM UP IN A BEAR HUG. BRUCE IS THE ONE HUGGING HIS KID FOR ONCE. I’M FINE SHUT UP I’M NOT EMOTIONAL I’M FINE
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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By Doug Sneyd, in Playboy magazine (February 2005).
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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person
Justice League: !!!!
Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*
Green Arrow: Wait wha-
*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*
Green Arrow: … huh
Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?
Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes
Justice League: ?!?!?!
Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*
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The way Selina was so respectful abt Bruce having a newly adopted son in Jason, And when Jay didn’t warm up to her immediately, made sure to tell him that she wasn’t trying to replace the mother/son relationship he had with Nocturna, and even suggested to Bruce they take a break from dating bc she knew Jason wasn’t comfortable sharing dad yet…and now she’s “mama cat” 🥹
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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.
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Tim Drake Aus where we just shove him into a different city and make him equally obsessed with those local heros.
Like instead of recognising Dick’s flip from Haley’s circus it would be like.
“I grew up in Smallvill and everyone had memories of the weird crash in that random field”
“My parents were close with the Batsons’ and you have C.C’s face”
“You have a really recognisable gotee”
“I was doing research on Starr Labs and this experiment seems to have familiar results”
Please he’s such a freak, just shove him into different families, it works don’t question it
Also, he is enough of a weirdo to try and do the lightning experiment on himself inorder to get into the flashfam
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
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remember—there’s no “i” in homunculus. that’s why they do 90% of the manual labor around my tower
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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
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