#Andre hb

[xxxfizzarollixxx]

WHY HAS I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW BLITZØ CALLED ANDREALPHUS ELSA?!

Like I did not know how much I needed this till it happened

[floofballsammy]

They could never make me hate you Andrealphus.

You're such a dramatic asshole for no reason and I love it. Keep being mean and conniving you gay little elsa bird. Scheme those evil plans.

[minzart]

Ok but like, Satan saw the dramatic swipe of this bitch and still NOTHING, no questions asked no eyebrows rise

Is he so used to dramatic bitches/twinks (lucifer, stolas bc he straight up started singing and noone batted an eye, Vassagos big star as a T pose to Andrealphus ice peacock) or is being dramatic a Goetia thing

It could also be that backstabbing each other is so comum with the goetia that at this point he just rolls with it and let shit hit the fan

[a-hell-of-a-time]

Well, he had done it. He had hit the point of no return, putting everything on the line for a power grab that would have made his father proud. He had pulled out every stop, put to use every teaching and lesson his father had drilled into him since he was a peachick. He had attained everything his father had ever wanted, and then some.

He had finally become the model son, and all it cost him was everything and everyone he had ever known.

Were you proud of him now, Andras? Was he still a weak sissy boy in your eyes? Would you finally, after all these years express genuine pride and happiness at his existence, or would you, like his mother, shoot down his successes by reminding him of just how much of an idiot he was in how he went about things?

More importantly, as he began to look inward: Was it all worth it?

[rpicons]

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[grishamanimationstudios102]

Smurfs Modern AU: More pictures of Lazy Smurf (and Brainy, in one picture). The Smurfophone is based on the Gaffophone from Andre Franquin's Gaston LaGaffe.

The Smurfs (C) Peyo/IMPS/Lafig Belgium, S.A.

[prof-ramses]

I'm bored so I'm gonna post my predictions for the rest of HB season 2

Episode 7: Similar structure to The Circus, one flashback with Blitz and Fizz at Mammon's concert, the second with Fizz working for Mammon and being miserable behind the scenes (maybe how he started working for Mammon in the first place), and lastly a scene/sequence at the end with Mammon in the present establishing him as a looming threat. Mammon will probably consider going after IMP due to another villain, probably either Crimson or Stella and Andre.

Episode 8: Stolas gives Blitz the asmodean crystals shortly before the gang get a new client and the episode follows them using the crystals for the first time while Blitz feels increasingly guilty. I get the feeling someone familiar might show up, like Barbie, the cherubs or the agents.

Episode 9: Blitz trying to fix things with Barbie and/or Verosika, probably the latter. I'm not sure what else we might see for the actual plot, but if we do see Verosika we'll also be getting more Tex content.

Episode 10: A weird, world-building episode in the vain of C.H.E.R.U.B, based on an old idea I had before the series properly started, a client jumps through a portal and assumes a ghostly form in the human world, with I.M.P. having to hunt them down. I really hope I'm right with this one

Episode 11: The most mysterious episode, there's a good chance this will be some completely new thing (or at least something following from something we haven't seen yet). If it is something already established then my money's one either the D.H.O.R.K.S or Stella and Andre, some people seem to think this will be another Crim episode, which is possible. A friend (who doesn't have a tumblr) suggested that this episode might introduce Belphegor, since she's implied to be a mad scientist, tough I find that highly unlikely I still thought it was worth noting.

Episode 12: Some big Stolas stuff, maybe the first time Stella and Andre personally try to carry out some scheme. Probably won't have anything to do with the plot, but we might learn about the Hellavrse's version of Krampus.

And that's all I've got, kind of hard to believe that by the time all these are put to the test we'll officially be half-way through the show. Feel free to discuss and suggest alternate ideas.

[blitzsicedcoffee]

What do we think will happen FIRST in the HB ep Mastermind?

Based on some theories I've read floating around on what could happen in the last two episodes.

[picsani]

Man... Sinmas was even worse than last ep.

The pacing was so bad and I felt like barfing at each stolitz moment.

The big fight scene fell flat bc Andre is just a last minute villain (it was whatever), he is not threatening at all.

Plus the very plot convenient client lol that was insane.

Ugh, so many things wrong with this ep... The list is endless.

The only reason I kept watching HB was to see how bad it would get but it's not even fun anymore, it's depressing. The show's poor writing is depressing.

[a-hell-of-a-time]

((Honestly my biggest take away from the new episode was Andrealphus's characterization and animation, and I think both could have been handled better.

Again, that's just my opinion.))

[a-hell-of-a-time]

"My my, such profanity and anger! And here I thought you would like such a thing, or perhaps only when Stolas does it?"

℧ :: @a-hell-of-a-time / ❤️

【𐂃】 ❝ NEXT TIME Y' PUT YER TACKY ICY HEELS ON MY HEAD I'LL FUCKIN' PULL 'EM OFF AN' SHOVE 'EM INSIDE YER THROAT SOO DEEP IT'LL MAKE YA SHIT CRYSTALS, YA FUCKIN' COCK!! ❞

[helluvapurf]

*sips tea seeing HB "Mastermind" making its rounds*

...Sooooo, this latest episode's content definitely was... alot, in more ways than one lol .w. Don't really have the energy atm to do a full "Pros & Cons" list like my prior reviews, soooo... have some jumbled first impressions below lmao:

NOTE: Obv there'll be some spoilers ahead so do keep note of that... aaaaand like usual these ARE just my own personal thoughts at the end of the day, so *please* try to keep things civil if you disagree with anything below. Thank you. 🙏

WOO, nice to see some more Sins introduced on-screen! 🤩Satan is pretty rad with his cowboy dragon aesthetic, the sleepy sheep lady (Belphegor, I think?) looks cute, and I do like the idea of Leviathan being a two-head split creature (tho ngl, I kiiiinda wish her "pretty" half wasn't just a taller version of the Glam twins 😭 might just be the Bi in me talking hlhjk but... Viv y u so allergic to giving us pretty monster ladiessss-)

Great to see Asmodeus, Beezlebub & Mammon back all at once, and their courtroom getups were pretty cool~ 👀Loved Ozzie & Bee's lil friendship, along with Mammon being the most annoying brother-like figure to both Bee & Ozzie lmao

BLITZ'S (almost) FINAL SPEECH TO HIS WHOLE CREW PRE-EXECUTION (+requesting M&M to take care of Loona if he died), MY HEART- 😭😭❤️For all this man's flaws/past mistakes, there's NO denying how much he loves his employees & loved ones at the end of the day (& vice-versa on their ends)... hhhhh q-q

The inner-most squee I had at the Fizz cameo & his frantic worry for Blitz (+texting Ozzie to protect his best friend), aaaaaa~ TwT 💕💕 (*also semi-related side note; but YAY a lil Verosika cameo too (loving her twin-tail hairdo~), even showing fearful concern for Blitz's fate? Aww~ 🥺🩷Plsss let this be a sign her character's not completely done in terms of screentime, I'd SO love for more Blitz/Verosika bonding moments (to maybe a potential brotp forming) as he got with Fizz! 🙏🙏*)

Striker returns, yaaaay!~ 😍 ...aaaand he's mainly just there to act like a dumb grunt to Andre's plotting, oh... 😐'least his court getup's pretty snazzy though, loving the jacket~👌

Blitz + IMP finally getting to receive some hero treatments in the public (Impkind's) eye, fireworks, street celebrations, and potential new clients-included? Sweeeeet~ 👏👏

...well I'll be, Stolas actually getting some narrative consequences here?? 😲😲Standing up for Blitz's life, taking the blame for the Grimoire's misuse, accepting his punishment of the 100 year ban from his status, wealth & powers that were part of his life since forever... daaaaang, now this is some good character building here!~ 👀 Now, with such an honorable & grand gesture Stolas did for the sake of Blitz, their brief duet, and the end shot of them basically becoming roommates now that Stolas has nothing left... does this make me an official Stol*itz shipper now?? 🤩 ...Hmmmmmmmmm, nah lol 🤷‍♀️Now, okay I don't mean to sound like some negative nancy bitch or however, cause I AM proud of Stolas taking the lengths he did to protect Blitz & IMP (and now with him not having a fancy prince title anymore, this could potentially give him the chance to challenge his past privileged/classist mindset, living in the same social class as the same Imps his fellow Goetia society have long-oppressed). However, if there's anything I've learned from shows like Bojack Horseman... big grand gestures are NOT the be-all/end-all answer to proving romantic compatibility 👏👏

When it comes to any sort of relationship, romantic or otherwise... what should matter most is consistent, genuine care & support from one partner to another. And as far as we've seen from Stolas & Blitz's dynamic up til this point... imo, they really haven't had enough positive (non-sexual) bonding moments (save for stuff like their attempts at small talk at "Ozzie's", Stolas laughing at Blitz's sitcom jokes in "Seeing Stars", one photo of Blitz smiling while they slept), to justify them being some "destined-for-one-another" couple? 🤷‍♀️ Not helped by how both men were constantly avoiding & bickering at one another for most of S2 up til now... Iiiii can't be the only one who found it just a tad rushed Blitz was suddenly all "loving/domestic hubby mode🥺🥺" towards Stolas at the end... right? .w.;; Esp. in light of Stolas going through so much as he had to in one trial (+the realization of what'll become of his daughter, following said-punishment) ...he really, really shouldn't be in the mindset for tackling romance rn (at least til he continues to grow & heal better, down the line)... with OR without Blitz😔

....buuut yeah, thats just my own take on the matter; so ofc NO shade at all to those who are genuine Stolas/Stol*itz fans btw (thanks to this ep and/or previous ones), you're valid!👍👍For me, I'll still be vibing onwards with my own personal HCs/ships, so feel free to stay tuned for that if you're curious! :>

Now that we've finally got to meet Vassago upfront, Iiiii'm honestly a lil disappointed he was just... "there" in terms of plot-relevancy (even with all his previous trailer/merch hype)? .w.;; Don't get me wrong, I DO find it refreshing that Vassago's actually a nice guy, and that Stolas did have some genuine support in the Goetia society after all. But other than Vassago wholesomely cheering on Stolas by the sidelines... hmmm, I can't help feeling like not much would've changed had Vassago not been here at all, ngl 🤷‍♀️ Maaaaybe S3 might change things if he gets more spotlight there instead (esp with what I remember everyone theorizing of Vassago (possibly) becoming a 2nd love interest for Stolas .3. idk, part of me's kinda curious how that'd play out with Blitz in the picture- 🤔)?

Andrealphus's antagonist spotlight here... was fine, I guess? Idk, I can't say I've ever been too big a fan of Andre beforehand (mainly from his late-inclusion in the Stolas plot feeling a lil forced + him stealing the spotlight of what could've been interesting villain potential for Stella imo). Not to say I didn't find some of his hammy dialogue funny, along with enjoying the visuals of his ice magic... buuuut yeah, still pretty lukewarm towards him either way 🤷‍♀️could've also done without those creepy af comments about his sister as well... like bruh that in*cest shit wasn't funny the first time, whyyy keep bringing that back- 🤢

Speaking of Stella... ehhhhh, still a pretty flat character as she was in previous episodes (which I guess shouldn't be too surprising with this show's track record with female characters ngl 🤷‍♀️). Interesting to finally see an on-screen interaction with her & Octavia though (granted, not exactly on a good note given her evil smirk at the end... but I guess it does answer some HC questions I had previously of what their mother/daughter dynamic is like, hmmm... 🤔).

As for Octavia in-question... hhHHHH MY POOR BIRD CHILD T-T 💔💔Girl practically watched her greatest fears coming true (aka: Stolas abandoning her for the sake of Blitz), seeing what became of her dad on live-TV. Even if she obviously doesn't know the full story (esp with her mom & uncle pulling strings), its still SO heartbreaking when you consider her trailer sneak-peek ("You never loved Mother, you don't love me, you love him-"). And with only one episode left before S2 wraps up... ooooof, this ain't gonna be pretty ;-;

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-Hoooo yeah, that was alot of rambling my bad... but yeah, thats about as clear of thoughts as I have rn regarding "Mastermind". Even with some of the (admittedly) bloated cast, and some other narrative nitpicks I have with it... I'm honestly hyped to see how the upcoming finale will tie all these big plot points together! 👀🤞🤞

[chaifootsteps]

feeling bad for the fans holding out hope that Via's one line from the trailer about 'you never loved me or mother you love him [Blitz]' will be part of the narrative holding Stolas accountable

if the storyboard leak is still accurate Via says that right before ditching Stolas outside Andre's castle. Viv is again framing him as the victim because Stella/Andre have been screening Stolas' calls so she thinks he doesn't care (so it's not his fault) and she gets mad at him for using anti-depressants (which is pretty transparently designed to make Via look bad and unreasonable imo). the only thing she's allowed to mention that makes some sense is his choosing Blitz over her which is similar to Blitz getting to vaguely gesture at Stolas being a pompous royal without the writers letting him use specific examples anyone would think to mention

and speaking of - it's the exact same writing issue as all the stuff with Blitz.

everything she could say that's reasonable for her to be upset about - why didn't he call her when he got hurt and was in the hospital (texting Blitz first instead), why didn't he do anything to ensure either of their safety after he knows Stella called a hitman on him, why didn't he tell her about that, why did he instead spend all that time focused on getting a crystal for Blitz only to get drunk when he got rejected, why did he risk her inheritance for sex - I'm pretty confident the vast majority of this stuff will never be brought up

instead she's only ever going to be mad at him for things that are either not his fault or unreasonable on her part. it's embarrassing to feel so defensive of a character that his 17yr old is next to be forced to take stupid pills just so the narrative can favor him

An all likelihood, they'll learn the hard way what we all had to learn...that holding out hope for anything when it comes to HB is a recipe for disappointment.

[prof-ramses]

Love this on so many levels.

who wants to go here with me?

[curious-shadow-cat]

....

"Do people not get that Andre is hiding his homosexuality by talking like that about his sister??"

Are people finally this desperate to defend its homophobia towards gay men?

For real, where have you been for the entirety of the seasons because NOBODY IN HELL GIVES A DAMN WHO OR WHAT THEY FUCK.

HB is very open about that and has always been.

Andre's writing is fucking pointless other than to insult gay men, it's obvious with stolitz and it's obvious with Andrealphus.

He does not have to flirt with his sister to be a 'closeted gay man' to show it. That makes no fucking sense.

I haven't seen the episode because I knew it was another stolitz ship ep, but I've seen clips of him constantly talking about how hot his sister is and it's stupid they made him a closeted gay man even though they already HAD ONE WITH STOLAS.

The stolitz ship is a dumpster fire and it's too late for it to be saved. Blitz has been guilt tripped to hell and back by his ex's and friends to be with Stolas. He never loved Stolas, they made him feel bad for standing up for himself for once against people like him that have used him over the years. Stolas has made him beg and cry so that he could survive and keep his business. It's disgusting that the show actually wants the audience to believe he's a 'poor misunderstood person'. When honestly he's just as bad or maybe worse than Stella...She didn't care about his power she just wanted his stuff.

Oh and Stolas being 'unaware of his actions' is a bullshit excuse for somebody who seems to love romance movies so much and hates his wife for belittling him and more when he does the same to Blitz.

Finding that out about Andre is so dumb but I shouldn't be surprised at this point.

[petitprincess1]

FIRST HALF OF HB TEASERS! MOXXIE'S DAD, ANDRE, AND MORE OF MOX AND MILL v STRIKER!!!

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