#And Satan Calls the Turns
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Catherine Deneuve / on location in Collioure, France, during production of Grisha Dabat's Et Satan Conduit le Bal [English: And Satan Calls the Turns] (1962)
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Husk: *pointing to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?
Angel: Awww, Whiskers! You need me in your life after all.
Husk: I could replace you with a step ladder.
#husk: fuck why am I even thinking about this I HAVE WINGS#Husk: …#husk: Vaggie- would you#Vaggie: nope#Husk: ladder it is *turns to see Angel getting the jar down* ???#Angel: *embarrassed* Well I was already standing and it’s not like it’s that high and I didn’t have anything BETTER to do#husk: thanks Legs 😉#Angel: 😳#Cherri: *from another room* JUST FUCK ALREADY FOR SATAN’S SAKE#*they’re already dating they just like to mess with everyone*#huskerdust#husk: fuck this shit i’m going to sleep in angel’s room#Angel: me too#they’re in love your honor#they’re chaotic together#loser baby#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#husk/angel#angel hazbin hotel#husker hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#incorrect quotes#they’re both losers#and call each other pet names FIGHT ME#Angel: You’re not my real ladder!
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obligatory rock murder mention
#i think someone said earlier that they had kind of a lot of mind control stories 'back in those days'#dont remember where#but now im trying to think if we have a lot of them in new who#and if theres something to that in terms of like societal preoccupations#but i guess im just gonna have to...........continue my classic who watch for that and make notes#what do we have in new who? satan comes to mind#midnight but i feel like thats..........a very particular kind it's not like the hypnosis thing you see here#or with the master#or i think sarah jane in the hand of fear?#maybe its JUST because they had the master around who kept hypnotising people tbh like that seems possible#the unquiet dead but thats ghosts more than mind control#i feel like we've got more bodies being taken over than minds in new who?#like the gas mask thing. midnight like i said. 42 with martha and 10?#love and monsters. idiots lantern. the vashta nerada. that guy who got turned into an ood. the masters thing in end of time#11 and the flesh. the god complex perhaps could be mind control? but feels different to me too#but i also havent watched really a lot of classic who so i dont know the vibe of their supposedly frequent mind control#town called mercy. asylum of the daleks. crimson horror. journey to the centre of the tardis? cybermen#it all feels more about the hijacking of the body than the mind or will or whatever#would be intersting to actually look into#if i continue my classic who watch#biggest mind control in new who might have been those mummy monks in pyramid/lie of the land?
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Btw not that anyone remembered me saying that I can only hear Leslie’s voice as the main girl from the ghost stories dub but yes that is still a problem for me.
I was supposed to post this hours ago but I went and saw longlegs with my friend and even though it sucked so hard ngl I am so scared of Nicolas cage oh my god.
#clone high#candide sampson#leslie bosf#tophabe slander#dear lord and savior protect me from Nicolas cage tonight#I don’t like when movies turn to satanism for their horror plot line#booooo lame#yall can’t just say hail Satan and call it a day THATS BORINGGG#The first half was good though.
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Bombastic side eye. Criminal offensive side eye.
#they're turning against my fave boy luci again#this calls for extreme measures#om#obey me#obey me nightbringer#satan#belphegor#anti lucifer league
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the only reason for me that this game is worst than last time is i didnt get to see sid throw a man to the ground. we used to be a real hockey team.
#pens lb#last time i paid $200 to witness whatever tf this is AT A HOME GAME!!#i turned on THIS game and it was the offsides call so i turned it back off again. not today satan [wes].#is our losing streak because i havent caught a game live in two weeks. is it me.#I HIT POST AND THEN A SCRUM HAPPENED APPARENTLY?
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Irony is that one of the cautionary tales in 13's era was the dangers and dehumanisation of putting somebody on a pedestal (the master putting 13 on a pedestal bc of some scraps of genetic code, and long story very very short, this ends in him murdering her) bc oof you guys are gonna do the fandom over fawn thing with the new/old showrunner and then turn on him like rabid dogs over something arbitrary and do a metaphorical murder, and this is so unnecessary and could be avoided by just treating him like a person to start with 🙃
#dw shit#this is all absurdist#stop acting like he's the savior#we all know how this ends#badly.#it's a tale as old as time#he's a guy with good and bad parts#his writing is sometimes good and sometimes bad#i have Seen this shit over and over and i cba to do the circus with him again#i know asking ppl to be normal is a tall order but really he's just a guy#the pedestal is a bad thing to be put on#and you're doing him no favours for setting him up for a fall#( for the record the reason for turning on him will be arbitrary. then pll will start to care about his Actual shitlist and the call outs#will begin. in a week he'll be satan's spawn. it's how it alwsays goes).
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I love love love drawing but I cannot draw poses in any circumstances
#anyway the Saint Bernard pmv is still a thing#STILL FIGURING OUT EACH FRAME SO I AIN'T SHARING SHIT BUT#I'm just at the “to remind me that I am a fool” part#which sounds bad bc that's literally the second line BUT. I figured out where all the pictures and posters go#so there's that#I have to draw Tobias in the mirror now as he grows up and I'm. SUFFERING#and then I gotta decide if “tell me where I came from” is a birds view of the town or like. the highway with the sign that says “Welcome to#“how I will always be/just a spoiled little kid” would be like him standing at the bridge and turning into a kid#“who went to catholic school” is the corrupted club (no fucking idea how you call the building in English so. club.)#the beat of silence is a stone falling into the river#“when I am dead I won't join” showing characters at their funeral the“join” beat showing Thea and his brother's family#and then on “their ranks” it shows like. “ghosts” of Thea's family (Thea as a child. Thea's dead brother. and Thea's dad in cuffs)#“cause they're both” side by side Iván and Thea “holy” Thea “and free” Iván#“and I'm in Ohio” Tobías family. his aunt and father. his aunt is staring emptily and his dad looks annoyed/disgusted#“satanic” his father “and chained up” his aunt#“and until the end/that's how it'll be” I have no fucking idea lol#“I said make me love myself/So that I might love you/etcetc” Tobías and Iván stuff Idk#“Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you” Thea's (alive) brother talking to Tobías before he leaves town#“but he's got his own things to deal with” show's her brother's wife and child behind them in the doorway#“there's really just one thing that we have in common/neither of us will be missed” Tobias and thea blabla symbolism#the silent beat after that is two stones in the river#I have no fucking idea what to do at the end tho#modern prophets#CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO TAG THAT
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Man they're releasing obey me chatecter scented candles and I just like -
I mean they're cute and all - like imagne having a scented candle and ppl just be like oh what's it called and its just like 'lucifer' like 💀
BUT ALsO
*deep sniffs 🥵🤫
#its best i get none or imma turn into a candle sniffer fr#but like ngl the satan scent dosnt sound half bad yk#how to make a candle into a perfume?#'oh wow you smell great whats your pefume called?' SaTaN !#i wanna smell like satan#yes thats the dream#obey me#obey me brothers#obey me lucifer#my lill meow meow#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me shall we date#obey me night bringer#obey me candels#obey me merch#obey me official
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Imagine IK telling the demons about the strange things that parents do that are actually super common ??
Like IK tells them that when a little kid has a loose tooth (Do you think Demons had baby teeth ?? Or I guess in their case little angels like Luke) the parent ties a string around it and then ties the other end to a door and slams it to get it out
They're all so .... silently scared because that honestly sounds like a torture method
Alecto is the type of person to actively seek out someone with a loose tooth because she wants to try it
ik tells them about the 'here comes the aeroplane' food thing and the brothers think it's so funny that it becomes a regular joke at the dinner table to come up with increasing nonsensical things for the spoon of food to be ("hey beeeel, here comes the giant rolling ferris wheel!")
also re: teeth (that sounds so weird) - i think young demons start out with really sharp little fangs when they first are created, but then they have like a first 'moult' where they develop their mature demon forms, and their baby fangs fall out then
young angels also have a first moult but they don't lose any teeth - it's just the silver baby down on their wings moulting into proper white flight feathers. though i'm sure at least some angels have accidentally knocked a tooth out in an accident before
and alecto would ABSOLUTELY do that, she puts up an ad in the rad newspaper asking any demons close to moulting to please contact her, she swears it'll be worth their time
#answering asks#whensam#alecto calls each of the brothers in turn very seriously like 'hey. i need a favour. it's a matter of life or death'#once she drops the actual request lucifer hangs up immediately#satan has to explain to her that as full grown demons they don't have baby teeth#and that it would be unethical to yank out one of their regular ones for fun#mammon actually considers it for a moment because like.... monetary compensation perhaps?#levi yells some sense into him
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anyway i need to hang out with my brother again he is the one person who i am pretty sure knows literally everything about me so he's the only person i trust that i can absolutely not disappoint. nothing i can do could be worse than the sum of everything i've been doing to that poor man (and him to me) the past 19 years
#especially now that im back into literally the only interest we actually share on a deep enough level to enjoy it together LOL#i mean we were also both into hannibal but thats just not an enjoyable show to watch together its too much effort#but wow that time we read das boot slash fanfic on the bus together that was awesome#and the time we wrote fanfic together lol LITERALLY WHY DID WE STOP#he has only gotten cooler and more comfortable with his gayness since then we need to write fanfic again ‼️#anyway i feel sorry for every person in my life but i dont think anyone ill ever know could ever have as close a relationship to me as him#were platonic soulmates lol but like not in the spiritual sense bc its pretty obvious that its not some supernatural bond#its juuuust shared trauma haha and the fact that our trauma is so complex and layered that only we will ever truly understand each other#there has been a really rough patch where we practically did not talk for 4... 5? whole years im serious. maybe on the weekends sometimes#while we were stewing in our own shit. but now were inseperable i think it actually pisses off the rest of our family because every time#theres some event where we meet again (we live like 5 hours apart) we only hang around for like an hour before we get in his car#and drive somewhere and hang out there for the rest of the day and night and only return at like 3am drunk#in a sense i guess were catching up on all the missed time#to be honest we both had some horrible shit going on in our heads me with the transgenderism and toxic relationship#him with his anger issues and (what he calls) psychopathy. like ill say this much he was not a good person as a child he was a devil#he was quite literally what some describe as born evil like u know those satans spawns kids that cut off babys fingers and dissect rabbits#all that yk. and i was his first and most frequent victim due to availability lol and my parents did not know any of it and if they did#they ignored it. so yeah u can imagine the relationship was a little strained and for a long time i lived in fear of him#also due to all the death threats and attempts on my life HAHA its kinda funny because i can say all this all detached now#but i think to anyone else this sounds mad as hell. like im not talking roughhousing or being mad at each other#he was always scarily calm and hyperintelligent he was actually diagnosed with some form of like super high intelligence that#makes kids capable of being really manipulative and thats what he used at every turn. everything was always calculated that was scary#if he was nice to me i would question if he was trying to lure me somewhere to hurt me yk?#anyway. sometimes those old thoughts come back when were hanging out alone but mostly i know hes changed and worked on himself#sorry oversharing oh wow
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If you're not listening to Zeal & Ardor what then the fuck are you doing?
#missing out on a masterfully mixed blend of metal and Black folk music including call and response and vaguely soul-inspired songwriting#occasionally interspersed with an interesting use of synths#their whole Thing is inspired by the question 'what if Black enslaved people turned to Satanism instead of xtianity'#and it fucks#they JUST released their newest album and its so fucking great#if you listen to one song listen to Clawing out#and wear headphones bc they make excellent use of stereo sound#blah#i should be sleeping.......
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#i am in a constant state of all because of s random man#im muslim and i invited a handful of married muslim Women to a pole dancing class#mind you i felt this group was scary so i wasnt gonna do shit but another sister had asked me to teach and set it up#the majority id them said no bc they ahd to work and whatever which was fine im not finna stop you from making money#but then this one sister who tbh does not dress appropriately done said something to the Woman thats over the Muslim women#or so i thought bc it doesn’t seem like she would have an issue#turns out her bitch ass husband was the one who said something to the man thats over the men#and the man thats over the men told the women thats iver the women and she called me saying its against islam#newsflash it isnt#any she used very long quran quotes to say thay pole dsncing was satanic and scared away the sister who were going to go#AND THE SIS THAT ASKED ME TO SET IT UP#and since my number was on the flyer it make me look like the master mind behind this thats tryna lead women away from islam#so i go up the sis whos husband had a problem and apologized if i offended her#she wasbt offendsd in the slightest#it was her BITCH ASS HUSBAND THE WHOLE TIME#who you get a sis who dont dress right snd get mad when she wanna pole dance#you pick and choose how you want a woman to express her islam#it was a PRIVATE FUCKING CLASS FOR WOMEN#and this the same bitch ass nigga who immediately got her pregant and since she cant drive she barely been to the mosque#hes a control freak and is insecure bc hes ugly as FUCK and his wife oretty and so be checking her phone to see if shes texying other dudes#hes a bitch ass nigga#and his daddy a bitch too#and pole dancing isnt against islan#if i were to pole dance in front of men that would be fucked up but i would never do thay bc i really dont like these nigga#like a borderline hatred for them#the reason there an issue with it is bc of how peiple sexualize women and how every thing we do#so instead of bresking down the patriarchy and the shit thats creeping into islam before our eyes#you just tell Women not to do anything!!!#but to get married and have babies#so when we find something fun for us to do its a damn problem. anyway i start my pole teacher training in September. fuck thwse niggas
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slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
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So, as it turns out, my capacity for tyranny is actually fuckin huge and I'm really fucking good at it
I have so many more things to put in my book now
Peace Through Tyranny will be real circa 2048 and it'll still be sued by fucking Hasbro
#yippie peace through tyranny!!#matrix visions#So many fuckin matrix of leadership and matrix of conquest visions it's fucking unreal#A few days ago woman came up to me and my latest victim and was like “So what's wrong with you two?”#and then she started talking about the Bible. So I matched her by happily talking about my Bible study and shit#And she got taken aback and asked “So why are you living a life of sin?” and without hesitation#“Sin? What sin? Do you see any sin on me?” dressed as the most obviously queer person imaginable with a mask and cap on blocking my smile#and most of my telling facial expressions. She looked me up and down for a moment and went “Oh. Oh I see.” and then started talking about#where she's from and before she got to the “we don't dress like that there” part i go “Oh cool#I've got family there!“ which wasn't a lie because lying is inefficient and asked where she was from in her own damn home state and she#just got flustered. Eventually she fled with a smile on her face and I don't know what the hell she saw when she said “I see”#Maybe she realized I wasn't gonna stop talking. Maybe she realized I knew what I was talking about. Maybe she remembered the golden rule!#But to be completely honest I think she just realized she literally couldn't tell what was in my pants and didn't want to risk#the ego damage of realizing “Damn I can't actually tell who is and isn't trans even though I keep saying I can”#Because if she called me a man I'd nod my head. If she called me a woman I'd nod my head. This shit ain't nothing to me man.#I'm just. So glad my friend who I was taking care of this for didn't turn around and show off the literally Satanic shit she was wearing#Anyway that was the most opely hostile interaction but imagine that stretched over the course of a week#And I made them all fucking smile. Gave em the Lucitron Razzledazzle. or whatever lol#The Matrix of Deception really fuckin did light my darkest hour I can tell you that much. The other 2 were giving so many visions too.#There was even plenty more to the lady I mentioned but god. I am so fuckin good at tyranny it's unreal#I am a MACHINE that turn REACTIONARIES into FAGGOT LOVERS#And I'm coming to a State near you!!#Thinking it's the “Gay Agenda” means you've already fallen for my literal communist plot
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Can't stop thinking about the brothers calling MC "master" since that new teaser trailer came out. The game is called "One Master to Rule Them All." It's always been called that. This massive potential has been right in front of our eyes the whole time.
Lucifer, who only uses it in private when he's feeling particularly devilish. He wraps his arms around you, looks you right in the eye, and asks, "how does my master feel today, hmm?"
Mammon, who has an empty wallet and the urge to gamble: "Maaaster! Can I borrow some cash? I can, right? I'm your first, after all. I'll just take it from your wallet."
Leviathan, who wants to go to an anime collab cafe but is too anxious to go alone, so he begs you: "Please! Master! It's only open this week and I just have to collect all 24 limited edition cafe coasters! It'll be easier if we go together!"
Satan, who catches you when you stumble and jokingly asks, "are you okay, master?" He likes seeing the little sparks of wrath in your eyes that mirror his own.
Asmodeus, who thinks the word is hot and enjoys your reaction when he comes to steal you away from other people by saying "hey! I need to speak with my master. I'll be borrowing them for a while. I'm sure you don't mind."
Beelzebub, who hungrily stares at the food in the fridge with your name on it. He knows he needs to butter you up to have any chance of success: "Hey master, are you gonna eat that?"
Belphegor, who uses it at the most unexpected times. He texts the group chat, "does anyone know where our master is? I can't find them." It sets off a long chain of messages. "Master's not in their bedroom?" "Master? Haven't seen 'em." "Did you try yelling 'master!' and seeing if they respond?" "I saw master getting something to drink about an hour ago." "Master, are you reading our messages? I know you are." "I can't believe master is ignoring us." Several crying emoji are sent in quick succession.
Solomon and Barbatos, who witness the brothers doing this on occasion. Solomon turns to the latter and says, "You never call me your master. Want to give it a try?"
Barbatos looks at him with barely repressed revulsion. "I only have one master, and that is the Young Master. If you ever make such a joke again I will have you tried in court for lese-majeste."
#i know OG barbatos isn't as cutthroat towards solomon as NB barbatos is but i imagine he'd still be offended. mad barbatos is just funny.#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me brothers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me barbatos#obey me solomon#obey me writing#obey me hcs#obey me fluff#obey me drabble
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