#and his daddy a bitch too

[abnormallycreative]

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[idontmindifuforgetme]

Plans for tonight: studying physics and psychology and not being pressed about anybody’s dumbass son ‼️🎀🥂💕

[zenlesszonezero]

[wtowingedtragicobsidian]

Megumi is struck by a rare playful mood and bothers Itadori

Megumi had been peacefully laying on the couch watching the nature channel after a long day of training. Had. Up until about 7 minutes ago when Itadori arrived to fight him over the limited cushion real estate he had monopolized. After it became clear Megumi was not, in fact, going to move, Itadori had decided to just lay on top of him in protest. A bit of begrudged shuffling later and they were actually resting pretty comfortably. Itadori’s head was tucked into his chest as Megumi lazily carded a hand through his fluffy pink and black hair, while the other boy stared at the screen. Which he had changed to sitcom reruns sometime during their initial squabble and then had tossed the remote out of reach, likely as another sign of protest. Not that Megumi could do anything about that now.

As Megumi plays with Itadori’s hair his fingertips start to absentmindedly travel down the other boy’s neck to his back and, did Itadori shiver at that? Megumi traces his fingers across Itadori’s left shoulder blade, earning himself a little “mrmph” of protest as the other boy reflexively twitches away from the contact.

Maybe he could do something about that now.

Megumi drags his nails across his back to his right shoulder blade this time and feels Itadori shudder again.

“Fushiguro that tickles,” Itadori complains into his chest.

Megumi stops.

For a whole of 3 seconds before the pettiness overcomes him and he runs his fingers quickly down Itadori’s spine, who lets out a squawk and scrambles up, boxing Megumi into the couch under him.

“Hey! That tickles!”  Itadori says more insistently,  like Megumi didn’t hear him the first time.

“Yeah. I know. You told me,” Megumi replies dryly, “But you didn’t tell me to stop.”

Itadori sputters at that and might be saying more but Megumi wouldn’t know, he’s not paying attention anymore. Itadori’s shirt got askew in the mad scramble to escape his hands and is currently hanging off his body, exposing a sliver of bare waist.

More importantly Itadori forgot to pin his arms.

The face Itadori makes when he realizes his fatal mistake and that Megumis’ hands are now poised over his waist is nothing short of gold. His entire body goes stiff and he’s chewing nervously at the inside of his bottom lip while trying and failing to stare Megumi down. Megumi just raises his eyebrows in response, as he lets the edges of his nails brush past Itadori’s skin, causing Itdaori to tremble trying to suppress a reaction. But his eyes give him away.

Megumi reaches up past the other boy’s shirt and flutters his hands down his hips to his waistband, causing the other to all but moan in response, hanging his head in defeat.

A beat passes. Even with just the tv light Megumi can see Itadoris’ ears are burning and he hopes naively that his face is faring better. But then, with his face still hidden in shame, Itadori growls at him,

“Oh, it is so on.”

One short tickle fight and explosion of shadow bunnies later, Itadori is panting over Megumi victoriously. He remembered to pin his hands this time.

“I win.”

 “I’m not done yet,” Megumi grumbles incredulously in response.

“Yeah, right. I still won.”

Itadori leans back, releasing the other boys’ hands and smiling a bit cockily, but no less wholesomely, down at him.

Megumi stares up at him, mildly amazed that the shit lighting from the tv somehow doesn’t detract from his ability to make out the glowing smile the other boy throws around too freely, at the rise and fall of his chest and the faint glimmer of sweat on his skin that’s lightly flushed. And suddenly Megumi is very uncomfortably aware that the inside of Itadori's thigh is straddled against his hips and that Itadori is very much on top of him, sitting directly above his lap.

-shit, please no, don’t make this a problem-

“Ok, yeah, you win. Now get offa me, I gotta use the restroom."

Thankfully, Itadori doesn’t contest the call of nature and lets Megumi up. After a quick leak Megumi is perhaps disproportionately relieved that there was not in fact a problem as he pads back into the room.

Itadori has acquisitioned the couch in his absence and is now chuckling along with the laugh track of whatever is playing. Megumi is about to turn around when Itadori notices him and open his arms, “Fushiguro.”

Shit.

[sejarcus-archive]

Sejanus is like Chappell Roan in the sense that he was only ever meant to be loved by queer people, but it got out of hand, and now there’s way too many cishets who don’t get him, expressing opinions about him.

Sejanus I’m sorry that your character keeps getting absolutely murdered and turned into everything you’re not, just cause a bunch of straight girls wanna fuck the actor who played you in that horrible adaptation, and keep projecting their fantasies onto you, and aside from how bad that is, they won’t even admit the objective truth that the actor was actually a terrible pick for you and he doesn’t fit you at all

[soaps-mohawk]

omg... omg...

that chapter was DELICIOUS. i absolutely gobbled it up and licked the crumbs clean off the plate. holy shit!! i was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time.

and relating to that anon who said they're ovulating ✊️☹️ me too. not helping that other anons are talking abt exploring a daddy kink in crcb as if it's not gonna make me scream and cry in joy!! probably (in my opinion) the best kink to ever exist. maybe it's just the daddy issues 🤭

dude, i am just so proud of simon. he's come on in leaps and bounds with reader and i was in pleasant shock the entire chapter.

anyways pookster, how've you been? i hope you're alright 💞 lots of love!!

- 🪐

Thank you, thank you but also RIP you as well 😂 I had bad timing with the ovulating girlies.

Mhm mhm daddy kink is happening (as well as some other things 👀👀)

Ugh Simon I just adore him in this fic. I can't with him. He's too precious, my sweet little boy has grown up.

I'm alright. A bit manic so things are kind of crazy on the blog rn

[nixie-deangel]

✨ 🍼 💐

✨ Retired Bradley, Jake climbing Command

Can’t help feeling his mouth go dry at the still so broad shoulders, thick bare arms. But it’s the soft tummy, covered in a thin line of dark hair leading down to the low riding pink shorts that makes him damn near choke on his own tongue. Jesus fucking Christ.

🍼 non navy bradley/fighter pilot jake as parents - hangster

“I know you don’t like me,” Bradley murmurs softly as he stares down at his cup, waiting for his tea to finish steeping.  “I didn’t,” Jake agrees as he drops down onto the stool opposite of the older man. “Not so much now though.” “That you’ve got my full, sad life story?” Bradley looks up, flashing him a grimacing smile that looks strained around the edges.

💐 serial killer Jake - hangster

“So,” Jake starts, lips quirking up into a smarmy smirk, as he lets his eyes drag up and down what he could see of Bradley’s body, “how about Friday night?” Eyes flickering up, Bradley shoots him a questioning look before dropping his eyes back down to where he’s cutting up limes for the bridal party that had ordered Tequila shots. “Friday?” “Me taking you out, honey.” “No,” Bradley cuts in, pausing as he takes a breath before tightening his grip on the knife as he gets back to carefully cutting. “No, Jake. You gotta stop asking me, man.” “Why?”

Make Nixie Write!

[futuremrscameron]

kiara after jj told her to scram and go live with her real family

[s4pphoiduser]

in a world with an aftg show (because it Has to be a show, not a movie) seth would have a Pretty Guy actor playing him who looked even prettier when he was sneering or scowling and people would make edits of him with the velocity + slo-mo effects and be like "i can fix him"

[atopvisenyashill]

one day i will explain how my complete indifference to both tyrion as a character and his fear/hatred of cersei ties into my hidden tragic backstory but today is not that day.

[nicolethered]

I know I am very very old but this show had me in a chokehold 30 years ago

Also maybe one day I’ll find the picture and tell the story of how I met Jon Stewart in the 90s

[dcconfessions]

Idk I never can take seriously the whole Titans Tower fight between Jason and Tim, like it feels like they just decided this pokemon should fight this pokemon and thought of nothing else. It's up there with Brothers in Blood on it's level of ridiculousness (and like who the fuck takes this one seriously, they literally made Jason an octopus monster)

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[pinkmirth]

thinkin’ about the fact that reiner probably had younger siblings (from his father’s side) but never got to meet them… he’d be the best big brother ugh

[demonbloodenthusiast]

team free will going back home from a hunt with the windows down to air out baby from the smell the corpses left behind from having to put them in the backseat (since there wasn't enough space in the trunk) listening to taylor swift cause it's jack's turn in music and dear john comes on... and then cut to these four grown ass mfs absolultely loosing their collective shit screaming along to it from the top of their lungs because ✨️daddy issues✨️

[kingdaddydaichi]

HE QUICC

HE SLICC

BUT MOST IMPORTANT...

HE THICC

[rickybaby]

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[dirtytransmasc]

Hi!!!!

Do you have any hcs for how Alicole would try and solve and argument with the kids? Like, their dynamic (especially Aegon with Alicole cause he’s the oldest) is just so interesting and I’ve always wondered how an argument/disagreement would play out with them

ooh, tasty concept.

with arguments amongst the children, they try and get them to take a step back. they'll each take a kid (or two if it involves all of them) and give them a hug or something of the like, easing the tensions, before helping them come to some sort of compromise or agreement.

when it comes to non petty arguments that every child has, the source of issues amongst the kids is the following;

with Aegon they have to settle his need to compensate for feeling as though he is lacking. he tends to pick on his siblings when he's feeling down on himself. so it's a lot of affirming words and hugs while also chiding his cruel behavior. he's definitely hard on himself about being cruel as well, he doesn't like being mean it just sorta comes out of him when he's not in good spirits about himself. he shoves his siblings away over little things when he's upset which only makes him feel worse in the long run. the whole situation makes it hard to parent, as it's not right how he treats his siblings at times, but it's also awful how he feels and how it presents itself. there's typically long talks after the fact. Aegon's usually in his dad's arms, more often than not, while he mom comforts him.

with Aemond it's cooling his temper and frustration, deep breaths and grounding. they remind him that he can't let every jab get a rise out of him, that he always had them to turn to when he needs help, that he's not alone to handle his anger. they try and learn more and more each time, what triggers his anger, what helps him calm down, what to avoid, etc. sometimes he needs to just be held other times he needs a moment alone to breathe. they also try and help him learn how to self regulate and also make his siblings aware that he's getting upset prior to him lashing out (they also talk to them about it).

with Helaena, arguments tend to be because she thinks so differently from her brothers. not only is she a girl in a house of boys, but also because she's autistic (I was the autistic 'sister' in a house of boys for most of my life, it definitely brewed some unique arguments, and I'm gonna project god damn it), their ways of thinking and doing are so different sometimes that she just loses it. so with her, they let her talk, they let her ramble and decompress until she can ground herself, then they have to try and explain the boys point of views, how they see may not be the right way, nor is hers, neither are, but they have to learn to agree. then it's hugs and kisses and talking it out, before they go back to hashing it out with the boys.

Daeron's the most agreeable with the siblings, very adhd coded in my mind (so I'm going to project my brother onto him cause they're very copy pasted in my mind) so when he gets into an argument it's because he's going too fast, too passionate, and/or too much. so again, like most of their children, it's grounding first talking later. like Helaena, they have to explain that the way he is isn't bad or wrong, but that's sometimes we need to slow down, take a breath, cool off, and than continue.

with arguments they take their kids separately, normally separated into different rooms and they visit them together. depending on the exact situation they may just offer hugs and softness, or they'll play a slight game of good cop/bad cop, though they're careful with it. the goal is to solve the problem, not slap a bandaid on it. they tend to each kids needs before handling the actual issue at hand and then being them together to find a solution.

they can both be soft and stern in their own ways. Cole is typically softer on them, as he gets to their levels, takes them close while talking, but he has a stern voice and makes it clear he's willing to put a foot down if need be. while Alicent tends to be a bit more formal and stereotypically authoritative, sitting at the table with them, even if she holds their hands in hers and pulls their chairs close so she can stroke their cheeks.

normally the kids can make right up, or at least come to peaceful terms, but if it doesn't, cause kids can hold grudges like no one's business, Alicent and Cole are forced to remain wholly neutral which is much harder than one would think. most of their fights that lead to grudges are very childish so it's really just waiting for them to crack and realize it was a stupid argument. this is made easier when they don't get involved, so they just laugh amongst themselves where the kids can't see them, and try and keep face in front of them (they can smell weakness and betrayal. send help. a 4 kids household isn't easy). they definitely have moments where they wave the white flag cause one of the kids accused them of siding. the "get along" shirt is also an active and well worn member of the family (Aegon and Aemond share it often)

this video is very much Aegon and Daeron. they feud often. they're either acting like Aegon is a second dad to him, or they are actually going to war and have been sworn enemies for generations, fighting a battle to honor their forefathers (Alicent and Criston are so tired). speaking of Aegon being a second dad, he definitely oversees a lot of arguments between Daeron and his friends... does he understand little kid drama? no. is it entertaining as all hell? you fucking bet, he wants to hear all about what little James did at daycare.

when the kids are arguing with them, which with the way they run the house is pretty rare, but not impossible, they first take a step back for themselves. they will never show anger or cruelty towards their kids, so they make sure they're ok before they even think about talking to their kids.

talking will always be their goal, they never want to use threats or punishments to get what they want from their kids, and they have different ways about it. because their kids know how their household works, that things work on their time, and that just being open and honest, they really just need a day or two to themselves, if the reason for arguing isn't time sensitive, and then they can just take it out.

Aegon is sulky, he just closes himself in his room or flees to a friend's house (which they let happen so long as he leaves a note, leaves his location on his phone, and checks in every few hours) if its really bad. he'll drag himself back to the kitchen table in 48 hours tops, wanting nothing more than for his mom and dad to love him again (they never stopped).

Aemond is just frustrated past reason, so he'll go out and fence with his dummy or just something physical, then he's more willing to listen to reason.

Helaena normally had a boundary or nerve pushed, which was normally accidental, either cause she was already frustrated with something or something changed and it just put both parties in bad positions. space is all she needs.

Daeron is a bit of all the above. he's sensitive, though hard to cross, its often more about other things, something his parent did just broke the camels back, so a long run brings everything back to reason.

Alicent and Criston care so much about their kids, every argument they have with their kids, typically one-sided as they refuse to truly yell, breaks their heart whether or not they did anything or not. they never plan to punish their kids for arguing, they were kids once and they know that its good that they feel safe enough to stand up and fight for what they believe to be true, that they feel safe to shout and disagree with them. they would rather that over anything else, cause they know their kids trust them.

while they aren't permissive with their kids, their are rules and hard limits, they don't count arguing as something to be punished, and their kids don't tend to strand into punishable territories. so resolving a fight is a long talk at the kitchen table, no man's land so to speak, where all parties air their grievances. the problem is discussed, apologies are said on all sides, and sometimes it doesn't always end in a hug, but it does end in feelings being soothed and bridges mended. no one walks away with hard feelings.

they're not perfect, but they make it work, and because they've put so much time and effort into making their home safe and sane, the whole family in therapy, making active efforts to be nothing like their first "home" true arguments are far and few between, and when they happen they're equipped to handle it. Alicent and Cole are such good parents, their kids love and trust them, theirs so much space to talk and negotiate and handle issues early on that there typically isn't any reason to fight. I think that's what makes them such a good family, cause its so hard for me to picture them actually fighting outside of petty things.