#anti lucifer league

[aydien677]

Salmon.

Mc: "Hey Salmon."

Solomon: "Mc, I told you before it's Sol-O-Mon"

Mc: "anyway, Salmon."

Solomon: *sigh*

Pickles

Mc: "So his name is Mepenalties"

Barbatos: *almost spills tea*

Diavolo: "No, no, Mephistopheles"

Mc: "Mefistoplease

Lucifer: *dies of laughter*

Diavolo: "Meh-phi-sto-phe-lese"

Mc: "Mephipickles"

[shootingstarrfish]

conversation with @melverie has birthed the greatest sentence i have ever read in my life

[irishmammonagenda]

Your mischievous giggling makes Lucifer sigh, looking up from his paperwork, he stares at you as you make your way towards him.

"MC, if this is for the Anti-Lucifer League, think wisely about the consequence-"

Laughing, you boop his nose, (obviously saying the word 'boop!' as well while doing so, which leads you to more giggles) before giving him a soft quick kiss on the cheek and sprinting out of there cackling, knowing the Avatar of Pride won't chase you.

He will find you at some other point in time but that's a problem for future you.

In his office Lucifer smiles softly, touching his cheek gently, he'll get you back for the nose boop though. Just who do you think he is? Some lovesick idiot?! For you, he is but that's besides the point

Even though Satan and Belphie definetly will not think so when you tell them, you'll consider this 'prank' a win for the Anti-Lucifer League. (Even though it wasn't even a prank and you jut wanted to kiss your pretty boyfriend)

[turtleybeachin]

I forgot how absolutely ABSURD the anti-lucifer league is.

Lesson 17-20, Satan and Belphie create the Formerly Anti-Lucifer League and drag MC along to do their first prank. They need to break into his locked/warded study in the library, and are trying to guess the password Lucifer would speak aloud to gain entry.

.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your spoken fanfiction, boys, please. Don't mind me. ????? 😂😂😂

Like okay, the Diavolo is everything, I would die for you Diavolo, fine, we're trolling. I get it. He's a little too fond of his prince.

But the I love you so much it hurts? The there's nothing I wouldn't let you do to me?? The in fact there's so much I wish you WOULD do to me??? I think I've read those smutty fanfics, did they read the same ones or were they ghost-writing those?

Anti-Lucifer League meets up once a week to read their DiaLuci fanfic to the group. Mephisto is part of the fanfic shipper club. They sit around a laptop furiously typing up their 73 chapter slowburn romance novel of Diavolo and Lucifer, where Lucifer is a desperately daydreaming sub longing for his prince and not realizing the affections are already returned.

They end each club meeting by reassuring each other this is definitely trolling Lucifer and they all definitely hate him and this whole thing is just because they don't like him at all and that's why they're doing this and for no other reason.

(Diavolo has Barbatos steal him a copy of their work in progress and he reads it as a bedtime story. He wanted to give them notes but Barbatos pointed out that would alert them to his theft of their secret project and would likely halt its completion and also humiliate those involved.)

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER DAILY CHAT SPOILERS‼️

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HELP HE'S NOT FUNNY 😭 asshole big brother lucifer is my favorite kind of lucifer i fear

also how frustrating would it be to have your fingers forcibly got to "th" every time you try and type "s" ??? i'd have to kms actually

[moon-kitsune]

Lucifer: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Beelzebub, completely serious: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Belphegor, smirking : Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Satan, smirking even wider: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[pseudonymphomania]

This is Anti-Lucifer League Propaganda

One fine day, a princess sat upon his yearning throne to await his prince. A single flower lay by his feet. He did not have to wait long, for his prince always knew when the princess was lonely. Valiant and handsome the prince was, and he swept the princess into his rightful seat.

[galaxydestroyer165]

Normal day at the House of Lamentation

[moth--blood]

anti Lucifer League ft little baby tan

[obey-me-hoe]

Guys I don't think Lucifer is safe 👀

We got Lucifer with the Anti Lucifer League who are fighting to what is basically the Anti Lucifer League anthem

[viaviv124]

Anti Lucifer League at its peak

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

[lokiangel]

Obey me incorrect quotes #19

*The Anti-Lucifer League gathering for a meeting* Mc-*walks in and sits on Satan's lap* Belphie and Mephisto- … Belphie-Why are you sitting there? Mc- There’s no free seats! Mephisto-But we made sure there was enough room for- Satan-*hugs Mc tightly* There are no free seats.

[impaostor]

After many attempts I finally drew lucifers poster !

I might need to take a break from drawing lucifer cause God damn his was the hardest to draw 😭

You know it was pretty bad if I have to add random notes on my sketches.

Somebody sign me up for that anti-lucifer club cause i need it after redrawing him so many times 💀✨️

[ur-dad-satan]

NO ONE CAN TELL ME THAT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, BELPHIE NEVER SAT ON BEEL'S SHOULDERS AND CALLED LUCIFER SHORT TO FUCK WITH HIM

And Satan would want to as well but not openly tell Beel out of embarrassment