#AND HE PISSED ON MY fucking WIFE

[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

[cy6net]

:3

[endomentendo]

Endo: #Ive come to make an announcement

Me: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A-

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[kuldren]

He pissed on the moon ☹️

[mrmeepsmadmind]

DAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIING !

Guess who's BACK FROM JAAAAAAiiiiiiLLLL🗣 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[corvidco]

Day 139 of drawing ponk until hes added to the qsmp

@routeriver @bdaycheesecake @snails-are-made-of-jelly @evren-sadwrn

Full under cut

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

Yeah it sure was Aegon who was the maniac this season. It totally was him. /s

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[cloudjumpervalka]

complaining on main but my future mother-in-laws (who we live with) cousin is staying with us for the week and hes driving me insane for a handful of reasons but my top one is that the past two days when im the only other person home AND HE KNOWS THIS hes hanging out only in his underwear in our kitchen and living room

hes made comments about how he thinks his niece "also named jessica" is hot, made passive comments about how he hates my tattoos and has literally followed up learning my mom is also tattoo'd with "you two arent actually planning your wedding right" to casey

this man has never even met my partner before this past sunday

like i literally cannot get over the audacity of hanging out in your underwear with no shirt in a home youre a guest in and you have never met two of the three people that live there especially when you know the "girl" (on hrt nonbinary) is the only person home idk my dudes

[sunflowercider]

Sometimes (frequently) I think about the fact that the only examples of married couples in TGED are of the count and countess (mushy. super in love. embarrassingly sweet couple) and fucking Verkis (you dont see his wife. hes excited shes gone. communicating with her is a chore.)

[imflyingfish]

God just blocked some bitches on being weird about martyn

[bewarethemoonlads]

AND ANOTHER THING

the fact that david had to BEG the showrunners not to include the five/lila storyline, bc he knows that it doesnt make sense for the characters OR the plot, and that it was totally unnecessary, nd they did it anyway

how did steve blackman become steven moffat 2.0 so quickly i feel genuinely betrayed

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

finished helluva boss and now i have Thoughts

[meraarts]

I’ve come to make an announcement