#HE TOOK HIS SCALY LIZARD DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
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aleppothemushroom · 15 days ago
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HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
#THAT'S RIGHT!#HE TOOK HIS SCALY LIZARD DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DISGUSTING!”#SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM!#DIMITRI LOUSTEAU!#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!#AND GUESS WHAT?#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!#(boom)#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS#NO SCALES#NO SLIME#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT?#I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!#MY#SUPER#LASER#P I S S !#EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARH!#I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!#SO GET OUT OF SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!#sly cooper#sly 2 band of thieves#bentley the turtle
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