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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
#THATS RIGHT.#HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT#AND MY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ‘this big’ AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING#SO IM MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM#SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG#YOU GOTTA SMALL DICK#ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT W A Y SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM#THATS RIGHT BABEY#TALL POINTS#NO QUILLS#NO PILLOW#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALL AND A B O N G#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#YEAH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET#MY SUPER#LAZER#P I S S#EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS KN THE EARTH#IM GONNA GO HIGHER#IM PISSING ON THE M O O O O O O O O O O O O O N#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU *IDIOT*#YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DDRROOPPLLEETTSS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH#NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT#BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
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Neon street lights to guide you home
ig: space.ram
#v a p o r w a v e#vaporwave#a e s t h e t i c#vaporwave aesthetic#vaporwave art#aesthetics#dream core#vaporart#art#dream aesthetic#dreamcore#dreamwave#neon lights
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last chance to guess what the new round of birthday outfits will be!
#art#twisted wonderland#twst devs like 'aw no. oh man. we didn't think it would last this long.'#'uhhhhh this year they're all going to...(throws dart at dartboard) wear big silly hats'#'wait no we did that one already. DAMNIT'#...i'm just now realizing that in my excitement over fellow i forgot to look at the other announcements#and i. might potentially have missed if they actually said anything re:birthday cards#w h o o p s#well i can't un-draw this so have it anyway
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anyone else have a word they absolutely cannot spell as in no matter how many times you read or write this particular random word your brain just absoltuely will NOT play ball for me its "genius" and "parallel"
#genius should have an “o” and parallel has too many “l”s all in the wrong order i need this language to sort itself out ASAPS#p#idir lúibíní
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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A commission for @thesuperiorfeeling of a scene in chapter 5 of her fic with Sebastian and her MC Eloise 💕
Go check out her fanfiction!
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#thesuperiorfeeling#my art#this scene was a lil s p i c y but not nsfw!#I loved drawing his smug smile here!! 😏
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CENSORED
#cyberpunk#cyberpunk aesthetic#vaporwave#a e s t h e t i c#v a p o r w a v e#glowing#projection#projection art#censored#female form#blue light#blue aesthetic#cyber girl#glow#blue#lights
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Miss Oranje Disco Dancer
#c o m p r o m i s e d#disco elysium#klaasje amandou#klaasje#discodancer#disco#dancer#digital art#fanart#my art
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Empy you CAN'T just keep ceremorphing the witnesses
#i'm so sorry this is dumb af#I just wanted to draw him as a hot evil prosecutor#he would yell something sexy as his 2nd interjection like#“I M P E R M I S S A B L E”#ace attorney#bg3 emperor#emperor bg3#bg3#my art
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obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!
#the fighter is fabulous muah muah what a fun little enby#i only have one line of info on housemaiden siffrin. absolutely no info on his face (I bet the black eyebrows are incorrect. rip...)#BUT I ALREADY LOVE THEM DEARLY THE COMCEPT!! THE DESIGN!!! IT C O M P E L S M E#isat#isat au#isat siffrin#mari draws#in stars and time#i was going to ask about the eyebrow shade but after my 'is it a glove or a spandex?' ask i went 'i will free style' hope is alright
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1 900 Download The Future by warakami-vaporwave
#vaporwave#v a p o r w a v e#vhs#pop art#cassette#nostalgia#nostalgia core#retro#art#a e s t h e t i c#90s aesthetic#90s#digital art#warakami#warakami vaporwave#neon#retrowave
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#a#b#c#d#e#f#g#h#i#j#k#l#m#n#o#p#r#s#t#u#v#w#y#z#50 likes#100 likes#250 likes#500 likes#750 likes#1000 likes
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PlayStation 2 Ocean Blue (2002)
#ps2#sony playstation#sony#playstation 2#retro gaming#childhood nostalgia#childhood memories#2000s nostalgia#2000s kid#2000s childhood#v a p o r w a v e#vaporwave#vaporwave aesthetic#aesthetics#a e s t h e t i c#2000s aesthetic
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#kagerou project#kagepro#shintaro kisaragi#my art#critai mine#i'm aware that there s like only 2 days left and im only on shintaro's DHHDHAHDAH IM SPEEDRUNNING THESE#i was sick the past few days AGHHHH#also ik this is p similar to last year's LOLLL#in a way i think all the drawings so far r like a reinterpretation of what i did last year but hopefully i could break that chain.!
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Hey!
HEY!
Have you seen this?????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS????
THESE ARE
SCREENSHOTS
FROM AN ADVERTISEMENT VIDEO
FOR NOODLES
The noodle brand is “Man Xiao Bao” by the way
WITH OFFICIAL DONGHUA DUB
HELLO??????????
SOURCE: WEIBO, TWITTER
#???????????!?!?&&$~~!|>{€|€\?#WHAT ARE THOSE NOODLES#WHAT WOULD WARRANT#T H I S#BUT ALSO#CAN THIS AD GIVE US ENOUGH SPONSORSHIP MONEY FOR SEASON 3 PLEASE#JKJKMJMJKHKHJHKJKJKKK#P L E A S E#tgcf#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#hong er#tian guan ci fu#tgcf donghua#heaven officials blessing#天官赐福#tgcf official#tgcf official art#tgcf…. merch?#tgcf nOODLES#bkjJGCOHFOUFOUFPU#tgcf adds
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MP3 Download the Future (2024 version)
#pop art#vaporwave#vhs#neon#retrowave#glowing#art#aesthetic#90s#80s#glitch#v a p o r w a v e#a e s t h e t i c#90skids#popart#synthwave#television#nostalgia#retro#tv
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