#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[sakialumei]

Tamlin: I've come to make an announcement: Rhysand's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his shadow daddy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com, Rhysand of the Night Court, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JURIAN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[peanut-tyrug]

//nsfw

[Don’t Starve] Maxwell’s Announcement

[A large portal appears in the sky. Maxwell is sitting on the Nightmare Throne. Wilson, sitting by a small campfire, watches as the portal opens and Maxwell looks down upon him]

Maxwell: I’VE COME TO MAKE TO AN ANNOUNCEMENT! WILSON IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING ASSISTANT! THAT’S RIGHT!! HE TOOK HIS FUCKING BEARD HAIR COVERED DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING ASSISTANT!! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS- “This big.” -AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING! SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM! HIGGSBURY! YOU GOT A SMALL DICK! IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!! AND GUESS WHAT!? HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

*Explosion. A big triangular shape appears in the sky. It resembles a large laser*

Maxwell: THAT’S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS! NO QUILLS! NO PILLOWS!! LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY ASSISTANT SO I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

*A large beam of light shoots from the sky and into the ground, drilling a hole in the soil*

Maxwell: EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH! I’M GONNA GO HIGHER! I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON!!

*The beam directs itself toward the Moon. The moon explodes*

Maxwell: *He looks away from Wilson for a moment to look towards the Pig King* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PIG KING!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!

Maxwell: *He looks back to Wilson* YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING GROUND! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

*The portal closes. Wilson is left with his mouth agape, speechless*

[peterbthedog]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have exactly 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING PISS ON YOU TOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHADOW’S DICK—

[idoldragos]

And guess what?! Here's what my dong looks like! PFWOOOM! That's right, baby! All points, no nubs, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! She fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm going to fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get - MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not going to piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, BB?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth!

".............."

I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!!"

[valiantsilver]

Mustang: I’ve come to make an announcement, Envy the Jealous is a bitch-ass motherfucker, they pissed on my fucking Lieutenant! That’s right, they took their homunculus fucking quickly dick, and they pissed on my fucking Lieutenant, and they said their dick was “tHiS bIg” and I said “that’s disgusting”, so I’m making a call out post on my twitter dot com - Envy the Jealous, you have a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what, here’s what MY dong looks like! That’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! They fucked my Lieutenant so guess what I’m gonna fuck the EARTH, that’s right this is what you get, my SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher, I’m pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BRADLEY?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too!

[anonymous-cs]

I’ve come to make an announcement. 【Ｅｎｔｒａｐｔａ】 the CS user is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. She took her sparkledog rainbow dick out and pissed on my fucking wife. And she said her dick was THIS BIG. And I said “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on CS dash salt dash anonymous dot tumblr dot com. 【Ｅｎｔｒａｐｔａ】 the CS user, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this 2011 CS Birthday blue candy except WAY smaller. And guess what? HERES WGAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! That’s right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! They fucked my wife, so I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! Except I’m not goons piss on the Earth... oh no... I’m going to go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Tess? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours until the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my sight before I piss on you too.

How do you like that, Tess?

[code-verxnica]

2) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Eggman: Oh God, wtf happened last night?

Shadow: You pissed on the moon Eggman.

Rouge: We’re really worried about you, this is an intervention. We’re here to help you.

Eggman: What are you talking about? I didn’t piss on the moon!

Shadow: You pissed on the moon! Look at the moon, it’s in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I’m telling you this has been a problem for a long time.

Eggman: I did nothing such I woke up

Rouge: You did! You pissed on it

Shadow: Listen we’re doing this cause we care about you and your wife

Rouge: Yeah you pissed on it and cursed out Obama! It was like really bizarre

Eggman: Obama is a strong figure to the America, I would never say such a thing! No way! I’m gonna log on to my Twitter

Rouge: It’s right here in the newspaper

Eggman: WTF?! Why does Tails have the weed?!

[the-blog-is-dead]

@jestybutt is a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was “this big” and I said “that’s disgusting!”. So I’m making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Jestybutt, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like [explosion sounds]. That’s right baby. No points, no quills, no pillows. And look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOON!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! Yoi have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[khaleesiofalicante]

That's right baby all points, no fur, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right, this is what you get, my super lazer piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON. How do you like that Penhallow? I pissed on the moon you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking earth now get outta my fucking sight before I piss on you too. 2

[mikurulucky]

Zorglub: I have an announcement to make: Zantafio is a bitch ass motherfucker! You pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his mafia fucking fuzzy dick out and pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said, THAT'S DISGUSTING! So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Zantafio, you got a SMALL dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what MY dong looks like!!

*BOOM*

Zorglub: That's right baby! All points, no fuzzies, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG!! He fucked my wife, so guess what?! I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except, I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, PACÔME?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on YOU too!!