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cy6net · 10 months ago

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#I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT #MARIO MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER #HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PRINCESS #THAT'S RIGHT #HE TOOK HIS PLUMBER FUCKIN' MOUSTACHEY DICK OUT #AND HE PISSED ON MY fucking WIFE #AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS #this big #AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING #SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM #MARIO MARIO #YOU GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT #HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #*pppffpbbppbbbttt*#THAT'S RIGHT BABY #TALL SPIKES #NO MAMAS #NO MIAS #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #HE FUCKED MY PRINCESS #SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER FIREBALL PISS #except i'm not gonna piss on the earth #i'm gonna go higher #i'm PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONN #*piano chord* *piano chord* *piano chord* .... ... well i guess it's just something people do !

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sheikfangirl · 11 months ago

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Link... you must find me ♥

#my art #zelink #find your boss-wife Link!!#legend of zelda #loz fanart #zelda fanart #tears of the kingdom #zelda #botw #breath of the wild #princess zelda #botw link #light dragon #i have a crush on both of them #he would do anything for her #i love drawing the light dragon #this fucking game re ingnited the fangirl in me

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tragedy-machine · 7 months ago

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You know what would be fun, Edwin using a little bit of physical violence to defend Crystal or Niko, like "accidentally" dropping something heavy on the bad guy's foot while he's yapping aggressively and coming closer to the girls or tripping him over with a quick pull on the rug the dude is standing on, Edwin turning and "accidentally" hitting him on the head with something Edwin's holding etc

And obviously, the bad guy gets mad and goes to attack Edwin, but Charles swiftly swoops in between them

So bad guy is like "Oh so you started shit, knowing your little boyfriend will come and defend you, you coward?!"

And Edwin just smiles at them as Charles throws the dude out and says, "Yes, I did."

Brought to by a scene from gig officially gigged

#lovely fic go read it if you like a band au #edwin has scary guard dog privileges and he knows it #someone said edwin pillow princesses his way out of fights and its so fucking funny #dead boy detectives #payneland #my posts #edwin payne #charles rowland #dbda #dead boy detective agency #dbd

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pigdemonart · 2 years ago

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Bowser junior doodles

If Luigi is mama Luigi, then its Uncle Mario and Auntie Peachy to you! :]

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#bowser junior #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #at least implied ehehe #super mario bros #mario #princess peach #my art #mario and junior already went on an adventure together #he is absolutely uncle status #keeps the kid out of trouble in a general sense but if he sees him playing with a knife he’s not gonna like……….tell him to stooooop #luigi on the other hand is hands-on #dont even think of a swear in front of this little baybay #meanwhile bowser junior came out miyamotos punani saying Fuck #peach is the only one outside of Bowser teaching this kid manners #but plays hot potato the minute he starts crying #kids are only cute when they dont belong to me!!!!

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lloyd-the-green-gremlin · 3 months ago

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My beautyful daughter who came back wrong :)

#Harumi #princess harumi #Harumi ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago #Tehee #ninjago sog #This is what he is to me in Crystalised #They should have made her more fucked up #Or #Just a little fucked up #Imo #To be honest i didnt even finish Crystalised bc it bored me to death so i might be missing some things #But still #My art

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ameliadoesstuff · 4 months ago

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these are fun

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valgeristik · 4 months ago

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i know the end of twilight princess kinda implied Link doesnt go back to his old life n thats a very interesting concept in its own way but. what if......

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#kunst huli #legend of zelda #loz link #twilight princess #tp link #tloz #sorry for posting One Doodle. but i wike him......#did an hour of figure drawing practice today. then went n tried a doodle. got this.#god i hate that practice actually works #what the fuck do you mean. what is your problem #i wana draw more of him.....and also skyward sword link #i think hes like. maybe 25 here #or so #you can pry mustache-having tp link out of my cold dead hands

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florallylly · 8 months ago

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less steve harrington "i try to be a good guy despite my past" and more steve harrington "i've always been a good person (albeit probs annoying asf), you just stereotyped me based on my interest in sports"

#steve harrington #like why is he always apologizing #i think people want to make him into smth completely docile with the added benefit of apocalyptic berserking #but like he's a bitch and also besties with a lesbian #he can both dish it and take it #and i feel like people tend to take the general fandom consensus that steve used to be an asshole and run with it #not to reiterate but guys was he even really a bully or just a popular high schooler #like yeah bullying can get really bad esp like according to those fucked up eighties movies #but also like sometimes teens are just fucking mean and clique-y #sorry is it a crime to be insular and wary of outsiders #anyway more steve harrington being misjudged but also not caring bc the people who matter know him better #pushing my perfect steve harrington agenda #bc he's not perfect actually but he's my perfect little princess who needs to be loved by everyone

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just-null · 2 months ago

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Pls pls pls pls anything,and I say ANYTHING (bc your art rules) with aizetsu

This is why stalker freaks shouldn't have the strength of a bulldozer

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quiznack · 8 months ago

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rewatching s1

#in retrospect extremely fucking funny that he did all that #this meme is made with only love for keith btw <3 my beautiful princess with a disorder #vld #voltron #cant draw so this is the best i can do

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fyllophobia · 25 days ago

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#ffxiv #ff14 #emet selch #hythlodaeus #hythades #fanart #uhhhh b is for boyfriend #or there is a bee on your boyfriend #idly doodling interactions #but like i think hythlodaeus is the designated bug handler #with how much emet complains about shit (ktisis cold zone cough cough) i think he’d REALLY REALLY hate bugs #i mean i’d also think so #hythlodaeus is like your resident beetle boy nerd and he’s like ‘holy shit so cool look’#emet makes the most shriveled up prune face as possible and he just laughs at him #low key man he’s kind of a fucking princess a whole dramatic ass bitch #strongest sorcerer of the star gets owned by fucking gross bug #wouldn;t it be really fucking funny #surprise cockroach jumpscare and he burns down the entire house with an instant lb3 blm meteor #ok exception for bees he's desensitised to them now #note my wording

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royaltea000 · 3 months ago

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- Sanzang <3

#he said at this point just let the demon have me #journey to the west #jttw tripitaka #xuanzang #this dude has like 4 different names #ah good ol Chinese bynames #digital art #my art #do NOT go onto jttw tiktok yall they hate his ass :(#xuanzang they will never get me to hate you #except the dsb one that one was shit #they left him chained up in the kitchen and he was like while I wait lemme make him a nice treat for when he comes to rescue me :)#and then fucked it up so bad he went just let the demons eat me at this point or2 #this came from me watching the old conquering the demons film and seeing a scene with him waiting in a dank hole #and said out loud pov princess peach lol #jttw sun wukong

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halfsixwakeup · 17 days ago

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part one of figuring out how this fucked up bird Works

#he's so ugly #that fucking bird that i hate #slay the princess art #slay the princess #stp the long quiet #the long quiet #my art

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kinetic-chaos · 9 months ago

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Iblis is so back guys

Inspired by one of the memes on this post!

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nocasdatsgay · 10 months ago

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The reason Eris isn’t allowed in Velaris is cause Nesta would have took him home once during her ✨escapades✨ and it would have been over for Cassian.

#I’m sorry that art I just reblogged rewired my brain #IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER FOR THE IC #he would have took her to Autumn and pampered her like a princess #after he killed Beron of course #this is a joke btw #neris #I want to jump to the part they fuck in my story like now #acotar

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bird-inacage · 3 months ago

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The Heart Killers EP1 | Kantbison + Lovesick

May I remind you that this is after ONE NIGHT. Already sooo far gone. Completely LOST IN THE SAUCE. If they're like this NOW, god only knows how they'll behave when they're dating.

#the heart killers #the heart killers the series #THK #kantbison #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #THEY'RE IDIOTS YOUR HONOUR #cupid struck them HARD #a pair of certified FOOLS #I LOVE MY PATHETIC SONS #fucked the living brain cells out of one another #googoo gaga #the stupid is showing #just how EXCEPTIONAL was the sex???#bison's a disney princess #i will take no objections #he just IS

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