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cy6net · 7 months ago

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#I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT #MARIO MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER #HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PRINCESS #THAT'S RIGHT #HE TOOK HIS PLUMBER FUCKIN' MOUSTACHEY DICK OUT #AND HE PISSED ON MY fucking WIFE #AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS #this big #AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING #SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM #MARIO MARIO #YOU GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT #HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #*pppffpbbppbbbttt*#THAT'S RIGHT BABY #TALL SPIKES #NO MAMAS #NO MIAS #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #HE FUCKED MY PRINCESS #SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER FIREBALL PISS #except i'm not gonna piss on the earth #i'm gonna go higher #i'm PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONN #*piano chord* *piano chord* *piano chord* .... ... well i guess it's just something people do !

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sheikfangirl · 8 months ago

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Link... you must find me ♥

#my art #zelink #find your boss-wife Link!!#legend of zelda #loz fanart #zelda fanart #tears of the kingdom #zelda #botw #breath of the wild #princess zelda #botw link #light dragon #i have a crush on both of them #he would do anything for her #i love drawing the light dragon #this fucking game re ingnited the fangirl in me

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alectology-archive · 2 years ago

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most annoying breed of author is actually someone who doesn’t respect a genre and sets out to subvert it.

#princess stories and fairytales are especially so susceptible it. I especially hate it when a man decides he can do better and writes a #story that insults the genre as a whole. do not fucking touch the genre please and thank you.#text #edit: if you’re here to check my tags pack it up kids I was ranting about brandon sanderson very tangentially.#but the people saying horror is subjected to the worst of this treatment are right

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tragedy-machine · 4 months ago

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You know what would be fun, Edwin using a little bit of physical violence to defend Crystal or Niko, like "accidentally" dropping something heavy on the bad guy's foot while he's yapping aggressively and coming closer to the girls or tripping him over with a quick pull on the rug the dude is standing on, Edwin turning and "accidentally" hitting him on the head with something Edwin's holding etc

And obviously, the bad guy gets mad and goes to attack Edwin, but Charles swiftly swoops in between them

So bad guy is like "Oh so you started shit, knowing your little boyfriend will come and defend you, you coward?!"

And Edwin just smiles at them as Charles throws the dude out and says, "Yes, I did."

Brought to by a scene from gig officially gigged

#lovely fic go read it if you like a band au #edwin has scary guard dog privileges and he knows it #someone said edwin pillow princesses his way out of fights and its so fucking funny #dead boy detectives #payneland #my posts #edwin payne #charles rowland #dbda #dead boy detective agency #dbd

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pigdemonart · 2 years ago

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Bowser junior doodles

If Luigi is mama Luigi, then its Uncle Mario and Auntie Peachy to you! :]

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#bowser junior #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #at least implied ehehe #super mario bros #mario #princess peach #my art #mario and junior already went on an adventure together #he is absolutely uncle status #keeps the kid out of trouble in a general sense but if he sees him playing with a knife he’s not gonna like……….tell him to stooooop #luigi on the other hand is hands-on #dont even think of a swear in front of this little baybay #meanwhile bowser junior came out miyamotos punani saying Fuck #peach is the only one outside of Bowser teaching this kid manners #but plays hot potato the minute he starts crying #kids are only cute when they dont belong to me!!!!

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florallylly · 5 months ago

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less steve harrington "i try to be a good guy despite my past" and more steve harrington "i've always been a good person (albeit probs annoying asf), you just stereotyped me based on my interest in sports"

#steve harrington #like why is he always apologizing #i think people want to make him into smth completely docile with the added benefit of apocalyptic berserking #but like he's a bitch and also besties with a lesbian #he can both dish it and take it #and i feel like people tend to take the general fandom consensus that steve used to be an asshole and run with it #not to reiterate but guys was he even really a bully or just a popular high schooler #like yeah bullying can get really bad esp like according to those fucked up eighties movies #but also like sometimes teens are just fucking mean and clique-y #sorry is it a crime to be insular and wary of outsiders #anyway more steve harrington being misjudged but also not caring bc the people who matter know him better #pushing my perfect steve harrington agenda #bc he's not perfect actually but he's my perfect little princess who needs to be loved by everyone

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quiznack · 5 months ago

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rewatching s1

#in retrospect extremely fucking funny that he did all that #this meme is made with only love for keith btw <3 my beautiful princess with a disorder #vld #voltron #cant draw so this is the best i can do

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ameliadoesstuff · 18 days ago

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these are fun

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lloyd-the-green-gremlin · 13 days ago

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My beautyful daughter who came back wrong :)

#Harumi #princess harumi #Harumi ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago #Tehee #ninjago sog #This is what he is to me in Crystalised #They should have made her more fucked up #Or #Just a little fucked up #Imo #To be honest i didnt even finish Crystalised bc it bored me to death so i might be missing some things #But still #My art

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valgeristik · 26 days ago

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i know the end of twilight princess kinda implied Link doesnt go back to his old life n thats a very interesting concept in its own way but. what if......

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#kunst huli #legend of zelda #loz link #twilight princess #tp link #tloz #sorry for posting One Doodle. but i wike him......#did an hour of figure drawing practice today. then went n tried a doodle. got this.#god i hate that practice actually works #what the fuck do you mean. what is your problem #i wana draw more of him.....and also skyward sword link #i think hes like. maybe 25 here #or so #you can pry mustache-having tp link out of my cold dead hands

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nocasdatsgay · 7 months ago

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The reason Eris isn’t allowed in Velaris is cause Nesta would have took him home once during her ✨escapades✨ and it would have been over for Cassian.

#I’m sorry that art I just reblogged rewired my brain #IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER FOR THE IC #he would have took her to Autumn and pampered her like a princess #after he killed Beron of course #this is a joke btw #neris #I want to jump to the part they fuck in my story like now #acotar

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kyonshi-8610 · 3 months ago

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more than one week i will be gone

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#kabru is using casual language here even though ik he uses polite language for toshiro in jp #its just that it sounds weird to me for a 22 yo to use ho/po for a 26 year old they're friends with 😭😭 feels losyang eh #dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #toshiro nakamoto #kabru #namari #yes that thing on the last one is me yes i look like mithrun yes the scars do make it painful to move yes i am growing my hair out #kanal talk namari and kabru taglish truther btw . kanal talk is street talk for ppl who live near open sewers (me) iirc #lets be Real toshiro has to commute 6 hours everyday from his work to home i simply dont believe he owns a car. fuck cars forever #i just KNOW when its 8:50 pm on a saturday that man is BOLTING for the lrt-1 station train after 9 hours of work #namari is also a jeepney driver .im assigning every single commute vehicle to her get on the pedikab girl #to me kabru is that one guy who sat inside an empty jeepney and acted like he was a limo princess #i also have like 3 other drawings but i dont. what this post to get too long as it already is so i'll send those later...

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autismsupersoldier · 9 months ago

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🎵...'cuz I know a thing or two when it comes to being killed! it may seem a bit painful but at least you get to come back again, and again, and again🎵🎶

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this was the very first draft i made of this drawing. its kind of cute! i even prefer it slightly to the finished piece in certain places... especially liquid ocelot, he looks a lot sneakier here.

some simple colour versions. i like these too

heres where he gets sick, evil, and twisted

#i fucking love ocelot so much idk if you can tell #hes my special princess #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs1 #mgs2 #mgs3 #revolver ocelot #revolver shalashaska ocelot #idk what else #he kinda looks like a cuuuunttt....#mgs fanart #mgs adamska #my beloved. behated. ahh....#i looped this song so much while drawing its all i listened to #autismsupersoldier originals #i keep forgetting to tag my stuff

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bullets4august · 3 months ago

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NEW GERARD WAY SIGHTING I REPEAT NEW GERARD WAY SIGHTING

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bunnywanted · 10 months ago

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yesterday my dad asked me ‘why can’t you like pink, girly, feminine things like most women?’ (lol) what i didn’t tell him is that i do like pink, girly, feminine things………. i like to fuck them 💖

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frootloopsl · 2 months ago

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#fear and hunger #funger #enki ankarian #fear and hunger enki #enki fear and hunger #my beautiful princess #hes so cunty #hes so fine #i love him but why cant you hold the fucking claymore oh god #he's too pretty to be there

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