#MY SUPER LASER PISS

[sec0nd-breakfast]

With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT — HE TOOK HIS SNAKE FUCKIN' SCALEY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS WAS 🐤🍎👑🐍✨️𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖌✨️🐍👑🍎🐤 AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! BWBWBSHSGSHHS💥💥💥💥💥‼️ THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SPIKES, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK HELL! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE UNDERWORLD, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙉!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!?!? 𝙄 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙊𝙏!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS 𝓓𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓞𝓟𝓛𝓔𝓣𝓢 HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[chaosfantasmic]

man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT stimboard

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[nostalgic-muffins]

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[therewillbenoromance]

Rate my blog themee

10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly

[barneysbigstompers]

MAKING A CALLOUT POSTON MY TWITTER.COM SHADOW THE HEGDEHOG YOU GIT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT WAYYYY SMALLER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

This just in shadow teh hedgehog’s a BITCHASS motherfucker

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[imanflexington]

Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

[microwavethemicrowave]

Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

[adderall-juice]

I've come to make an announcement

[rainbowgod666]

L o u d P i s s i n g

This is the first use of my art degree