#its the size of this walnut excelt way smaller
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Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.
#sonic 3#ive got an announcement to make#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right#he took his hedgehog fucking quily dick out and pissed on my wife#and he said his dick was#THIS BIG#and i said thats disgusting#so im making a callout post on my twitter.com#shadow the hedgehog#you got a small dick#its the size of this walnut excelt way smaller#and guess what#heres what my dong looks like#💥#thats right baby#all points#no quils#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bomb#he fucked my wife#so guess what#im gonna fuck the earth#thats right this is what you get!#my super laser piss!#🎆#except im not gonna fuck the earth#im gonna go higher#im pissing on the moon!
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