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HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
#THAT'S RIGHT!#HE TOOK HIS SCALY LIZARD DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS āTHIS BIGā#AND I SAID āTHAT'S DISGUSTING!ā#SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM!#DIMITRI LOUSTEAU!#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!#AND GUESS WHAT?#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!#(boom)#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS#NO SCALES#NO SLIME#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT?#I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!#MY#SUPER#LASER#P I S S !#EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARH!#I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!#SO GET OUT OF SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!#sly cooper#sly 2 band of thieves#bentley the turtle
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man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background
#ipad baby#sonic the hedgehog#snapcube#sonic fandub#ive come to make an announcement#shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass Motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thatās right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out#And he pissed on my fucking wife#And he said his dick was#āThis bigā#So Iām making a callout post on my twitter.con#Shadow the hedgehog#you got a small dick#Itās the size of this walnut except way smaller#And guess what hereās what my font looks like#EXPLOSION#thatās right baby#All points#No quills#No pillows#Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong#He fucked my wife so guess what Iām gonna fuck the earth#Thatās right this is what you get#MY SUPER LASER PISS#except Iām not gonna piss on the earth#Iām gonna go higher#IM PISSING ON THE MOON#how do you like that Obama?#I pissed in the moon you idiot
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Rate my blog themee
10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly
#/silly#can i put the entire monologue in here. i'm gonna put the entire monologue in here#i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right. he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said it was āthis bigā and i said that's disgusting#so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: shadow the hedgehog you've got a small dick#it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller#and guess what? here's what my dong looks like#*pppllloooouuuuughhhhhhhh*#that's right baby#all points#no quills#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bong#he fucked my wife so guess what? i'm gonna fuck the earth#that's right this is what you get. my super laser piss!!!#but i'm not gonna piss on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. i'm pissing on the moon!!!!#how do you like that obama?? i pissed on the moon you idiot!!!!!#you have 23 hours before the piss drrrroplets hit the fucking earth#now get out of my sight before i piss on you too#ethan's asks!!
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Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.
#sonic 3#ive got an announcement to make#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right#he took his hedgehog fucking quily dick out and pissed on my wife#and he said his dick was#THIS BIG#and i said thats disgusting#so im making a callout post on my twitter.com#shadow the hedgehog#you got a small dick#its the size of this walnut excelt way smaller#and guess what#heres what my dong looks like#š„#thats right baby#all points#no quils#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bomb#he fucked my wife#so guess what#im gonna fuck the earth#thats right this is what you get!#my super laser piss!#š#except im not gonna fuck the earth#im gonna go higher#im pissing on the moon!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENTā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC
Iāve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehogās a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! Thatās right, he took his hedgehog-fuckinā quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was āthis big,ā and I said āthatās disgusting,ā so Iām making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, youāve got a small dick, Itās the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hereās what my dong looks like! Thatās right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows ā look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, Iām gonna fuck the Earth! Thatās right, this is what you get: myĀ SUPER LASER PISS!!Ā Except Iām not gonna piss on the Earth,Ā Iām gonna go higher!! Iām pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!Ā You have twenty-three hours before the pissĀ drrrrropllllllletsĀ hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
#ive come to make an announcement#shadow the hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right#he pulled his hedgehog quilly lil dick out#and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was THIS BIG#and i said THATS DISGUSTING#so im making a callout post on my Twitter.com#SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG#YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#and this is what my dong looks like#š„š„š„š„š„#thats right baby#all points#no quills#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bonG#he fucked my wife so guess what IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#that's right that's what you get#my SUPER LASER PISSā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø#except im not gonna piss on the earth#im gonna go higher#IM PISSING ON THE MOONā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMAāļø#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOTā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø#you have 23 hours before the Piss DrOPLetSsss hit the fUCKING EARTH#now GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHt before i Piss on you toO .#keeping this. for later
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyoneās accepted it, Iām never gonna sway on this.
#personal#im still fighting it but im also a realist so Iāve accepted that this will be our future#rant#gen ai is fucking boring#I hope this doesnāt make me sound like a āgoing against the crowd. not like the rest of societyā type (it would be depressing if it did)#but yeah even in a world where itās considered totally fine to use ai to make art Iāll still be using my bare hands#because I like it and nobody can take that from me#if youāre a young artist interested in or already using ai. just know that the thing you rely on to make art can be taken away at any point#all of it. āand thereās nothing you can do about it if they decide to. it doesnāt belong to you
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
#i'm not even being bitchy i'm just genuinely bewildered by it.#like everyone will need to search for a job at some point in their life#and everyone will need to use a job-hunting website to do it#so why are there so few options and why are they all so awful
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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āThis thing is legally dubious and therefore technically unenforceable.ā Is not a āuseless liberal gotchaā itās how legalism works in this country. Tying up stupidly worded EOs in court is the quickest way to keep them from being implemented. It is the definition of ādoing something.ā But it doesnāt usually involve much tweeting so of course a certain type of leftist feels obligated to mock it.
#challenging an EO in court keeps it from being implemented for a very long time and thatās a good thing#not only does it *not get implemented* for usually at least a year as it gets appealed over and over again#it also distracts conservative resources from going full steam ahead because they have to dedicate resources to defending their bullshit in#and the dumber their bullshit is the longer it takes to defend and the less they can get done#this is materially good so yes saying āthis EO is poorly worded and can be interpreted to mean that all people are now femaleā#is a valid point to make
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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.

These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.

And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.

#I collect them because they come in fun shapes but they're also incredibly nice to use#all the ones I own write impressively smoothly#even the most flexible and fine pointed nibs#I have a ton of modern nibs as well (like a lot) and smoothness plus flexibility is not a common trait combo#good object#dip pens
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three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???
#old hollywood#classic hollywood#my post#my edit#yes yes they are not all throuples there are some that are 4. but you get the point!!!#btw three hearts that beat as one is a legit tagline for design for living#okay okay so lets get into identifying things. song: 3 - britney spears. films in order of appearance:#design for living#design for living 1933#the talk of the town#the talk of the town 1942#the philadelphia story#the philadelphia story 1940#singin in the rain#singin in the rain 1952#too many husbands#too many husbands 1940#fours a crowd#fours a crowd 1938#its love im after#its love im after 1937#my favorite wife#my favorite wife 1940#you can tell the relative throuple-ness roughly by how much they are featured lol. okay now for my OWN sake i must tag some actors#miriam hopkins#jean arthur#cary grant#katharine hepburn#james stewart#olivia de havilland
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, iād immediately make him my bride
#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings#QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD#like take the win when itās handed to you#red robin#batman#tim drake#dc#robin#timkon#conner kent#superboy
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I had to do this guys
#the day we get all of them in one frame in the show it's gonna be over for all of us#the memes will never end#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy#vampire armand#loustat#loumand#lesmand#armandaniel#loudaniel#lesdaniel#danstat#danlou#armandstat#loumandstat#i aged 10 years while typing all these tags#imnot typing the actors'names sorry not sorry#incorrect iwtv quotes#21k
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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