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aleppothemushroom · 14 days ago

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HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

#THAT'S RIGHT!#HE TOOK HIS SCALY LIZARD DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DISGUSTING!”#SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM!#DIMITRI LOUSTEAU!#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!#AND GUESS WHAT?#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!#(boom)#THAT'S RIGHT BABY #ALL POINTS #NO SCALES #NO SLIME #HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT?#I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!#MY #SUPER #LASER #P I S S !#EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARH!#I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!#SO GET OUT OF SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!#sly cooper #sly 2 band of thieves #bentley the turtle

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localparalysisdemon · 5 months ago

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

#ive come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right #he pulled his hedgehog quilly lil dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was THIS BIG #and i said THATS DISGUSTING #so im making a callout post on my Twitter.com #SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG #YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #and this is what my dong looks like #💥💥💥💥💥#thats right baby #all points #no quills #no pillows #look at that it looks like two balls and a bonG #he fucked my wife so guess what IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #that's right that's what you get #my SUPER LASER PISS‼️‼️‼️#except im not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #IM PISSING ON THE MOON‼️‼️‼️‼️#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA⁉️#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT‼️‼️‼️‼️#you have 23 hours before the Piss DrOPLetSsss hit the fUCKING EARTH #now GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHt before i Piss on you toO .#keeping this. for later

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beaft · 4 months ago

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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

#i'm not even being bitchy i'm just genuinely bewildered by it.#like everyone will need to search for a job at some point in their life #and everyone will need to use a job-hunting website to do it #so why are there so few options and why are they all so awful

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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muffinlance · 8 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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crookedtines · 5 months ago

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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.

These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.

And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.

#I collect them because they come in fun shapes but they're also incredibly nice to use #all the ones I own write impressively smoothly #even the most flexible and fine pointed nibs #I have a ton of modern nibs as well (like a lot) and smoothness plus flexibility is not a common trait combo #good object #dip pens

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zytes · 1 year ago

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time #misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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imanflexington · 20 days ago

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Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

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systemic-stupidity · 6 months ago

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*deep breath in*

*deep breath out*

Let AAC users say fuck!

Let them swear, let them say fuck and asshole and anything else they want.

Let them program their devices to say ‘fuck off’ instead of just ‘leave me alone, please’. Let them have language that’s adult or even offensive! Give them the ability to communicate the same as anyone else- let them have the option to be abrasive and even rude for when people are being assholes, let them swear casually so they can joke with their peers and say shit like ‘can you pass the damn ketchup’!!!!!!!!

Let disabled people say fuck!

#AAC #disabled #disability #AAC user #we as a system are semi verbal #we experience frequent episodes of speech loss #though are often able to use ASL or writing to get our points across #if we’re in full shut down #then it’s more helpful to have things like communication cards #and all the communication cards we see are so sanitized

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p0isonives · 4 months ago

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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings #QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD #like take the win when it’s handed to you #red robin #batman #tim drake #dc #robin #timkon #conner kent #superboy

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brian-kinney-apologist · 4 months ago

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I had to do this guys

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ivvyela · 2 months ago

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can’t wait to see billy sitting with the young avengers trying his best to ignore his loving ghost mom being an asshole in the corner

#agatha pointing at hulkling and saying ‘yeah you WOULD.’ and billy wishing he were dead #‘you’re also into a strong person with a green motif? you’re just like mommy 🫵🥹’#agatha all along #agatha all along spoilers #agatha harkness and billy maximoff #agatha harkness #billy maximoff #billy kaplan #billy kaplan mcu #william kaplan #young avengers #the young avengers #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #wiccan #ela posts!#8k

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lemongogo · 3 months ago

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dont forget what happened to icarus

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #my art #guhh cat #i like ford the most in this 1 .i struggled hard w fiddleford but thts OKAAAYYYY :thumbs up:#also idk if it translates well at all but i wanted to include stanleys brand.fresh off the press 📣#i do want to come back to this at some point and touch it up . future me w the future ability 2 execute this how i wanted hmmm #but im j happy to have smt i want to draw again LAWLL #gf art is incredibly embarrassing 4 me to post #like not even ab the show (which is awesome amazing legiterally da best) and i loveee lovee all the other art its like.#i feel like there is a magnifying glass looking in2 my soul.exposed. ths is how roly polies and armadillos feel

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beaft · 1 month ago

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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it #tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point #'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that #fatphobia #weight talk cw #ableism #be shh now #containment breach

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stevenrogered · 2 months ago

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AGATHA ALL ALONG | 1x07, "Death's Hand in Mine"

#agatha all along #aaaedit #agathaallalongedit #marveledit #mcuedit #agatha all along spoilers #lilia calderu #patti lupone #billy maximoff #billy kaplan #joe locke #wiccan #jennifer kale #sasheer zamata #the one liners were on point this episode lol #mystuff #1k #5k

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