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chaosfantasmic · 4 days ago

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man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background

#ipad baby #sonic the hedgehog #snapcube #sonic fandub #ive come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass Motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #that’s right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out #And he pissed on my fucking wife #And he said his dick was #“This big”#So I’m making a callout post on my twitter.con #Shadow the hedgehog #you got a small dick #It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller #And guess what here’s what my font looks like #EXPLOSION #that’s right baby #All points #No quills #No pillows #Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna fuck the earth #That’s right this is what you get #MY SUPER LASER PISS #except I’m not gonna piss on the earth #I’m gonna go higher #IM PISSING ON THE MOON #how do you like that Obama?#I pissed in the moon you idiot

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vexter-the-comedian · 25 days ago

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"I won't, Moon. Promise" *He ruffles their hair before walking out of their room, softly sighing as he makes his way into the lobby*

- December 21st, Moonlight’s birthday. Of course, they didn’t tell anyone that it was their birthday as not only are they not big fans of parties, but they also did end their life on their birthday sooooooo it always brought back memories from that actual day. It was the middle of the day, and they were currently laying on the couch, doing absolutely nothing like usual. -

*He walks down from the hotel rooms, looking over at Moonlight. A spark pf memory reminded him that it was, in fact, they're birthday. While he wouldn't want to throw a big ass celebration for them, he wanted to do at least a little something for them. It was their special day after all. Walking into the kitchen, he comes back out with a cup of coffee for himself, and a brownie for Moon, setting it in front of them on the table*

#*explosion*#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA #I PISSED IN THE MOON YOU IDIOT #you have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrrOPLETS hit the fucking earth #now get out of my fucking sight #before i piss on you too #same :33 #i love snapcube

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shima-draws · 1 month ago

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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d

#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR #SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE #They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS #AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S #THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry #I’M NOT I SWEAR #I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE #Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back #I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL #OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling #Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer #And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO #That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven #I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry #I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now #Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks #Sonic 3 #Sonic #Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic movie 3 #Sonic spoilers

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sec0nd-breakfast · 10 days ago

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With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...