#you have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrrOPLETS hit the fucking earth

[vexter-the-comedian]

"I won't, Moon. Promise" *He ruffles their hair before walking out of their room, softly sighing as he makes his way into the lobby*

- December 21st, Moonlight’s birthday. Of course, they didn’t tell anyone that it was their birthday as not only are they not big fans of parties, but they also did end their life on their birthday sooooooo it always brought back memories from that actual day. It was the middle of the day, and they were currently laying on the couch, doing absolutely nothing like usual. -

*He walks down from the hotel rooms, looking over at Moonlight. A spark pf memory reminded him that it was, in fact, they're birthday. While he wouldn't want to throw a big ass celebration for them, he wanted to do at least a little something for them. It was their special day after all. Walking into the kitchen, he comes back out with a cup of coffee for himself, and a brownie for Moon, setting it in front of them on the table*

[screamingaboutaceattorney]

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

[dandelion-idk]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

MR GRIZZ IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND!!!

THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS BEAR FUCKING MAMMAL DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ""THIS BIG""

AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM

MR GRIZZ, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS SMALLFRY EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT??? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE *Booom*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO HAIR, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

*Distant laughter from Callie and slight chuckle from Marie in the background*

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT IM GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.

IM GONNA GO FURTHER.

IM PISSING ON GRIZZCO!!!

*More laughter and chuckles*

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JUDD??? I PISSED ON GRIZZCO YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SPLAT LANDS

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[o-no-it-all-went-wrong]

I've come to make an announcement, Wheatley The Core is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking facility. That's right, he took his British fucking robot dick out and he pissed on my fucking facility and he said his dick was THIS BIG, MATE and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Wheatley The Core you got a small dick, it's the size of this potato except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *BOOOSH* That's right baby, all neurotoxin, no birds, no lemons, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my facility, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Cave Johnson? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

GLaDOS, most likely

[mizuribbons]

sorry lunala but...

i've come to make an announcement: shadow the hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker! he pissed on my fucking wife! that's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and i said "that's DISGUSTING!" so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com! shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick! it's the size of this walnut except way smaller! and guess what? here's what my dong looks like! boooooom that's right baby! all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that! that looks like two balls and a bong! he fucked my wife, so guess what? i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! except i'm not gonna piss on the earth, i'm gonna go higher, i'm pissing on the MOOOOOON!! how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon you IDIOT! you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit the FUCKING earth, now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too!

Propaganda below!

Fandub Eggman

Destroyed a large part of the moon because he was mad at a hedgehog and also Obama I guess

Lunala

Mahina-pea!!!!!

Bat. B) 👍

It's a big ghost bat that looks like the moon. C'mon.

[butterscotch-brigade]

giegue: ive come to make an announcement. niiues a bitch ass motherfucker. he pissed on my fucking wife!!!! thats right, he took his alien-fuckin slimy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was """"this big"""" and i said "thats disgusting" so im making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com. niiue, youve got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. and guess what??? heres what MY dong looks like!!!! thats right baby, tail points, no slime, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG!!!! he fucked my wife, so guess what, im gonna fuck the EARTH!!! thats right, this is what you get!!! my SUPER LASER PISS!!!!! except im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher!!!! im pissin on the MOON!!!!!! how do you like that obama????? i PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!!! you have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking earth!!!! now get outta my fucking sight before i piss on you too!!!!!

[papas-milferia]

I've come to make an announcement; Papa Louie's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his Italian quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Papa Louie, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this radish except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO LEAVES, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the MULTIVERSE. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE PIZZERIA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BIG PAULY? I PISSED ON THE PIZZERIA YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

My personal hc voice for radley is Dr Eggman from the snapcube sonic fandubs btw

[lolitadollanganger]

"I've come to make an announcement Bruce Wayne is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking orphanage that's right he took his dick out and pissed on my fu king orphanage and he said his dick was THIIS BIIIG and I said THATS DISGUSTING so I'm making a callout post on my insta dot com Bruce Wayne you gotta small dick its the size of this wallbut except WAY SMALLER and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like thats right bby tall points no quills no pillows it looks like two balls and a bong he fu ked my orphanage so guess what im gonna fu k the earth that's right this is what you get MY SUPER LASER PISS except I'm not gonna fuck the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm PISSING ON THE MOON HOW TO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT you have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking earth now get out of the sight before I piss on you too"

okay but imagine riddler doing an instagram live like eggman's announcement from the sonic fandub

[pogaytosalad]

"I've come to make an announcement; Salamence The Dragon's a bitch ass motherfucker, it pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, it took its dragon scaly dick out and it pissed on my fucking wife, and it said its dick was "This big~" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com, Salamence the Dragon, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SCALES, NO WINGS. Look at that, it looks like two Pokéballs and a bong! It fucked my wife so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."

Yes bitches I got it