#I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that

[doodledoesthing3]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: @lpsgirl109’S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE SAID THAT THE HOPPY HOPSCOTCH PLUSHIE WAS COMING OUT LAST. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE SAID THAT TO ME. SHE WENT TO MOB ENTERTAINMENT HEAD QUARTERS' AND SHE MADE HOPPY HOPSCOTCH GO LAST, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT MATPAT TO HELP HER DO IT. AND I SAID “that’s insane!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: "PEG, HARRY OSBORN ISN’T GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT SPIDER-MAN GAME, HIS STORYLINE WILL BE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY HOPPY HOPSCOTCH STORYLINE LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT, GUYS. ALL FLUFF, NO PLOT HOLES, NO CREEPY WRITERS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE POPPY PLAYTIME CHAPTER 4. SHE RUINED MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO GET A HOPPY HOPSCOTCH PLUSHIE, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JOE BIDEN? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

FUNKOOOOOO‼️ DROP A RAIMI HARRY OSBORN POP FIGURE. AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[1taco-muncher-420]

draw

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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[bottomivanfan]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[inkedintothepaper]

I’ve come to make an announcement, Bill Cipher is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking grunkle. That’s right, he took his dorito fucking dick out and he pissed on my grunkle. And he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my new sweater: Bill Cipher, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this gnome except way smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. All points, no bricks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my grunkle, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!! How do you like that, Time Baby? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING FALLS, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[spacelazarwolf]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

i got this three times in a row and i want you to know i’m putting this on my tombstone.

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

"I’ve come to make an announcement: Joy’s a bitch ass mother fucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her joyful fuckin' sunshine dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was “THIS BIG.” And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: “Joy, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.” And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. All point, no sunshine, no pillows, look at that it looks like two memories and The Headquarters. She fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER ANXIOUS PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, BING BONG? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"

[sonicfactsijustmadeup]

Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[slyandthefamilybook]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

they really don't do em like this anymore

[bsdtual]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Dazai’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Dazai, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Mori?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[pigeonfinder]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

pigeon count: 7

[stonedmhababe]

hihii!! I saw your post asking for requests so here I am!! I’m obsessed with the idea of a touchy/friendly male reader being close friends with yaoyorozu and katsuki getting jealous during the whole AvsB arc in season 5 — like him watching the reader hug yaoyorozu through the screen and clenching his fists OMG IM GOING INSANE

— 🐾 annon

I’m gonna do my best for you but I’ve never wrote in my life and I also am not a male so I’ll do my best for a male reader (I’m sorry if I’m horrible at this)

Just friendly touches

It’s an early Saturday morning, most students stirring awake at 9am. Bakugo katsuki class 1As hothead already awake showered and teether brushed, one of the few awake since 6am on the dot and already got his morning training session in. He doesn’t expect anyone to be up and ready for their day when he comes down to the common room after his shower from training. Bakugo slowly starts to feel the heat seep into his body as he watches some extra from class 1B sit in the common room with yaoyorozu momo, they’re just sitting there drinking tea momo made. Shoulders rubbing against each other momo smiling at him as if he hung the sun and moon and decorated the sky just for her or at least that’s what bakugo thinks.

Momo was so excited this morning to see her friends from class 1B but when she awoke she had 4 text from kendo, ibara, kinoko, and pony saying they couldn’t make it for morning tea but they could catch up later. Momo was upset but she had another text from y/n saying he’s getting ready and will be over soon, momo decided she’d get ready because her morning wasn’t completely ruined. Yaoyoruzo dressed herself in a pretty pink tennis skirt with a nice white polo shirt with her name in little pink jewels at the top, as she went down to start tea there was a knock at the dorm doors. Momo knew exactly who it was and she was so excited to see him, they are friends after all.

“Hii y/n! I’m excited you could come for our morning tea.” Momo says while smiling at one of her close friends from class B

“I’m sorry everyone else had to bail on us last second momo but I’m glad I was still able to make it to spend time with you” y/n says as he smiles at her.

Momo invites y/n in and he sits on the couch as he watches her go to the kitchen to fetch the tea. “Do you need any help yaoyoruzo?” Y/n ask “no I’ve got it thank you though” she calls back to him.

Momo walks out with tea and sets it on the coffee table in front of the couch, she sits down next to y/n smiling up at him “how has life been since the last time we got to hang out?” She ask while smiling at him.

“It’s been good, training is going good I’ve been making strides with my quirk hopefully I can show you soon” he replies while smiling at her.

Bakugo walks over and sits on the other couch watching them laughing and smiling at each other knowing he hasn’t been acknowledged yet makes the heat he feels climb higher. He’s not sure who he’s angry at Momo or Y/n he’s not sure how he feels he just knows he’s angry about them being close and then the touches started.

Y/n leans over and pushes a stray hair behind Momod ear, “how are your parents doing?” He ask momo while grabbing and holding her hand smiling ear to ear. “They’re great! Just left on a trip I can’t remember to where though” momo giggles and grabs y/ns hand back.

Y/n leans back against the couch pulling momo with him as he makes a joke about something but katsuki can’t hear it all he hears is his heart thumping in his ears as he watches the display before him and still not being acknowledged, he’s growing more pissed by the second.

Momo leans against y/n laughing and giggling with him making jokes holding hands but it’s all friendly touches in their mind but in katsukis it’s different it’s not friendly touches they’re flirty touches something that he thinks should be behind closed doors to intimate for normally people.

Finally bakugo tips over the edge “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU EXTRAS?!?!” he screams at them face and ears red from anger hands slowly starting to spark. Y/n looks up at him putting himself in front of momo to make sure she doesnt get hurt “what’s your problem man? Just chill out, no one’s doing anything wrong we can talk this out calmly” he says looking up at bakugo slowly starting to stand up.

(I’m so sorry I know I kindve left on a cliff hanger but I can make a second part if you like, I just have to get ready for an inspection on my apartment but I hope you like it)

[somegurl407]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[the-disemvoweler]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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You're lucky I had nothing better to do

[cup1d5-bl33d1ng-fangs]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!