#how do you like that Obama

[barryogg]

I've come to make an announcement

Samus Aran is a bitch-ass motherfucker

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[nintendo-switch-2]

sonic adventure 2 reference on the xkcd youtube channel....

[squiblysabre]

do you think obama knows about the eggman moon piss rant

[thatlittledandere]

Hey, tumblr

Tumblr look at me

Tumblr

[lolly-dolli]

Hot take but I think Alice Girl's The Kitty's Tea Party is cuter design-wise than AP's Cats Tea Party. I'm sorry but it's a SALOPETTE with KITTY EARS ON THE BODICE and a SCALLOP HEM. Yes the print isn't a Kira Imai collab but CTP has the same silhouette as a good number of JSKs out there and while the pink and grey colorway is very pretty AG's has a WITTLE BITTY TAIL ON THE BACK CMON PEOPLE

[cosmicrogue2]

major spoilers for sonic 3

*Before watching sonic 3/watching the trailer*

Snapcube fans: they better do a reference to robotnik making an announcement that he's pissing on the moon as revenge for shadow pissing on his wife! 😂

*after watching sonic 3*

Everyone crying: he made an announcement but instead he pissed on our hearts! 😭💔

[shwubudemon]

i wonder if he will be trapped in a building, blow up an island perhaps?

HE PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON

[kuldren]

He pissed on the moon ☹️

[mmx-zero]

Guys what if I told you I peaked when I say I turned the entire fucking eggman announcement meme.... But typed the whole thing out using an unown translator. THAT'S RIGHT BABY I DID THE UNTHINKABLE!!! NOW POKEMON AND SONIC FANS ALIKE CAN READ THIS IN THE ANCIENT LANGUAGE OF THE POKEMON GODS!!! might be some possible spelling errors so I do apologize. Had to remove a lot of Commas and other sentence marks so it was kinda difficult but it wasn't impossible!!! Click or tap on it for full image!

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[swan2swan]

They knew what they were doing putting this in the trailer.

[irhabiya]

"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"

i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[vexter-the-comedian]

"I won't, Moon. Promise" *He ruffles their hair before walking out of their room, softly sighing as he makes his way into the lobby*

- December 21st, Moonlight’s birthday. Of course, they didn’t tell anyone that it was their birthday as not only are they not big fans of parties, but they also did end their life on their birthday sooooooo it always brought back memories from that actual day. It was the middle of the day, and they were currently laying on the couch, doing absolutely nothing like usual. -

*He walks down from the hotel rooms, looking over at Moonlight. A spark pf memory reminded him that it was, in fact, they're birthday. While he wouldn't want to throw a big ass celebration for them, he wanted to do at least a little something for them. It was their special day after all. Walking into the kitchen, he comes back out with a cup of coffee for himself, and a brownie for Moon, setting it in front of them on the table*

[hesitantvampirealien]

whenever i see someone say anything among the lines of "we shouldn't be normalizing hating teens" my first thoughts usually are "it's okay honey you'll understand in half a decade"

edit: jokes aside this is obviously not an attack to my teen mutuals and followers, i'm just messing around with your type a bit, i love you very much xoxo