#how do you like that Obama

[barryogg]

I've come to make an announcement

Samus Aran is a bitch-ass motherfucker

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[segasonic-popcorn-shop]

sonic adventure 2 reference on the xkcd youtube channel....

[squiblysabre]

do you think obama knows about the eggman moon piss rant

[thatlittledandere]

Hey, tumblr

Tumblr look at me

Tumblr

[lolly-dolli]

Hot take but I think Alice Girl's The Kitty's Tea Party is cuter design-wise than AP's Cats Tea Party. I'm sorry but it's a SALOPETTE with KITTY EARS ON THE BODICE and a SCALLOP HEM. Yes the print isn't a Kira Imai collab but CTP has the same silhouette as a good number of JSKs out there and while the pink and grey colorway is very pretty AG's has a WITTLE BITTY TAIL ON THE BACK CMON PEOPLE

[avegool]

guys

MY FRIEND IS MAKING WEIRD ASS MOON IMPRESSIONS AND IM GONNA SHARE THEM

LMAO

[kuldren]

He pissed on the moon ☹️

[shwubudemon]

i wonder if he will be trapped in a building, blow up an island perhaps?

HE PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[swan2swan]

They knew what they were doing putting this in the trailer.

[irhabiya]

"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"

i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[hesitantvampirealien]

whenever i see someone say anything among the lines of "we shouldn't be normalizing hating teens" my first thoughts usually are "it's okay honey you'll understand in half a decade"

edit: jokes aside this is obviously not an attack to my teen mutuals and followers, i'm just messing around with your type a bit, i love you very much xoxo

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[elemental-daddy-neos]

I misread that as "final" and thought "Damn, what a way to go out. Reblog"

This is my finest contribution to the zexal fandom

Ok bye