#how do you like that Obama

[barryogg]

I've come to make an announcement

Samus Aran is a bitch-ass motherfucker

[a-tenno-called-prin]

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[squiblysabre]

do you think obama knows about the eggman moon piss rant

[thatlittledandere]

Hey, tumblr

Tumblr look at me

Tumblr

[lolly-dolli]

Hot take but I think Alice Girl's The Kitty's Tea Party is cuter design-wise than AP's Cats Tea Party. I'm sorry but it's a SALOPETTE with KITTY EARS ON THE BODICE and a SCALLOP HEM. Yes the print isn't a Kira Imai collab but CTP has the same silhouette as a good number of JSKs out there and while the pink and grey colorway is very pretty AG's has a WITTLE BITTY TAIL ON THE BACK CMON PEOPLE

[avegool]

guys

MY FRIEND IS MAKING WEIRD ASS MOON IMPRESSIONS AND IM GONNA SHARE THEM

LMAO

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[irhabiya]

"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"

i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[irenespring]

I was going to make my next politics post about Project 2025 and its likelihood of trying to ban fic in the US but then I saw this and fuck it, we're talking about this right now.

Not sure whether my Jewish alarm bells or history person alarm bells are ringing louder, but this is getting really scary. This is Nazi shit. Full-tilt unabashed Nazi rhetoric. He's talking about assigning people numbers and putting them on buses in massive groups. He wants to do it with violence. With the Supreme Court the way it is right now, he could do it. He can kill people with impunity, as long as he's doing it as President. That is the current law.

If you can vote in this election, you need to vote for Harris. Whether you like her or not, she is not using Nazi rhetoric and elevating admitted Nazis (*cough* Robinson in North Carolina *cough*). She is the only one with a shot at victory.

We need to stop this man. If that means making a pragmatic move and voting for someone you detest on some issues but who is not going to assign humans serial numbers and round them up into detention camps bloodily---fucking pinch your nose and do it.

Take it from someone who has to spend a large portion of their week reading history studies...history will not remember your supposed reason for not voting. You will be remembered as a Trump supporter, because you supported Trump.

Tldr: We need to stop this man in this election. Vote for Harris.

[medicinemane]

I don't know... horrible things happen all around the world and it's not a competition

Atrocities are committed against multiple groups in multiple parts of the world at the exact same moment, and none of them erase each other. They all matter, all the people in this world who are being brutalized matter. There shouldn't be any line you draw where one group doesn't actually matter as much as another

You're welcome to prioritize your energy towards helping one group or another, but what's not ok is invalidating or dismissing people who are actively being harmed

Same goes for trying to figure out which social group has things worst (and lets be honest, always using a US lens)

Like... maybe the important thing is to prop each other up and help everyone get on their own feet rather than trying to... pick fights about if physical disabilities or mental illness are less respected (I'm trying to pick a more absurd example but sadly I've seen exactly that argument happen before). Maybe it doesn't really matter and what matters is helping who we can when we can

I'm tired of it, I'm just fucking tired of it. Support people, champion them when the world is just brutalizing them, but you don't need to throw a single other person under the bus to do that

Which seems to be an absolutely impossible lesson for people to learn

[elemental-daddy-neos]

I misread that as "final" and thought "Damn, what a way to go out. Reblog"

This is my finest contribution to the zexal fandom

Ok bye

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[ashwii]

How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference

JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

Called my aunt to wish her a happy birthday and we spent an hour discussing what I was doing with my life 😭