#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[cosmicrogue2]

major spoilers for sonic 3

*Before watching sonic 3/watching the trailer*

Snapcube fans: they better do a reference to robotnik making an announcement that he's pissing on the moon as revenge for shadow pissing on his wife! 😂

*after watching sonic 3*

Everyone crying: he made an announcement but instead he pissed on our hearts! 😭💔

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT — HE TOOK HIS SNAKE FUCKIN' SCALEY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS WAS 🐤🍎👑🐍✨️𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖌✨️🐍👑🍎🐤 AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! BWBWBSHSGSHHS💥💥💥💥💥‼️ THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SPIKES, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK HELL! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE UNDERWORLD, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙉!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!?!? 𝙄 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙊𝙏!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS 𝓓𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓞𝓟𝓛𝓔𝓣𝓢 HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!

[nostalgic-muffins]

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[chaosfantasmic]

man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background

[glitched-out-mess]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[hellsite-proteins]

Hi, im sorry if this violates no nsfw but i thought i might try coz its been an old meme; delete if you dont want to ans it, no pressure!

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

tbh i'm not going to be super strict about the no nsfw thing, but i also don't entirely trust the internet and wanted to make sure no one would submit anything truly vile. this is more comedic than anything else though, so you're all good!

letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:

IvecmetmakeanannncementShadwtheHedgehgsaitchassmtherfckerHepissednmyfckingwifeThatsrightHetkhishedgehgfckinqillydicktandhepissednmyFCKINGwifeandhesaidhisdickwasTHISIGandIsaidthatsdisgstingSImmakingacalltpstnmyTwittercmShadwtheHedgehgygtasmalldickItsthesiefthiswalnteceptWAYsmallerAndgesswhatHereswhatmydnglkslikeThatsrightayTallpintsnqillsnpillwslkatthatitlksliketwallsandangHefckedmywifesgesswhatImgnnafcktheearthThatsrightthisiswhatygetMySPERLASERPISSEceptImntgnnapissntheearthImgnnaghigherImpissingntheMNHwdylikethatAMAIPISSEDNTHEMNYIDITYhavetwentythreehrsefrethepissDRPLETShitthefckingearthnwgettfmyfckingsightefreIpissnyt

protein guy analysis:

if you've been here long enough or have a general idea of what proteins are supposed to look like, i'm sure you could write this analysis from looking at the picture for about two seconds. all i have to say is this: why is it so spread out??? the answer, of course, is that all of the many polar and charged residues are way too hydrophilic to make anything real, and instead are just flopping around uselessly with all the water. proteins were never meant to have this much entropy, and this chaos is downright infuriating

predicted protein structure:

[george-mullner-mailbox]

im gonna shit yourself

Well I’m going to PISS on THE FUCKING MOON. How do you like that Obama.

[elemental-daddy-neos]

I misread that as "final" and thought "Damn, what a way to go out. Reblog"

This is my finest contribution to the zexal fandom

Ok bye

[thetetrisco]

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON NY FUCKING WIFE THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK-ASS OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS *THIIIS BIG* AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG. YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! AH-BWOOOOSH!! THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH … IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM PISSING ON THE MOON! BWOOOSH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS CRUMBLE HAS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[thesovietonion77]

little callout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what heres what my dong looks like *explosion noises* thats right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong he fucked my wife so guess what im gonna fuck the earth thats right this is what you get my SUPER LASER PISS except im not pissing on the earth im gonna go higher im pissing on the MOON how do you like that Obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrrrrroplets hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too

what really kills me is that all the Solruin shippers are either cringe or their artstyle is really scary, its really hard to find cool ones- i just want someone to talk to abt my dumb headcanons without being judged 😭

also THERE ARE NO BLOODRUIN SHIPPERS THAT EXIST istg bloodruin seems like the rarest pair that ever happened. im not sure why, they have the perfect dynamic for two mentally unstable guys(sadomas x sadist) and i could go on and on about their interactions in last october takeover I COULD GO ON AND ON!!!! please contact me, bloodruin shippers wherever you are i want to show you my shitty fluffy drawings and my fanfiction i wrote on my phone in the car

[sillygoofyqueer]

Ive come to make an announcement,shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfuker,he pissed on my fucking wife.

That's right,he took his hedgehog fucking quily dick out,and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was this big and i said that disgusting,so im making a call out post on my twitter dot com;

Shadow the hedgehog,you got a small dick,its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what my dong looks like

Phecww

Thats right baby,all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!

He fucked my wife so guess what,im going to fuck the earth! Thats right this is what you get!

MY SUPER LASER PISS

Except im not gonna piss on the earth,im going to go higher

IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?!?

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!

You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth,now get out of my fucking sight! Before i piss on you too!!/ref

WHY ARE PEOPLE QUOTING THINGS IN MY INBOX?!??!!? FIRST HOUSE, NOW SNAPCUBE???

WHO ARRREEE YOUUUUUUUU?!??!?

I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. ALSO HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU JUST QUOTE THIS. WERE YOU WATCHING IT AS YOU WROTE IT???

I'm SO CONFUSED.

[hatchetmanofficial]

I had way too much free time so I wrote a full version. You literally don’t need to post this at all I just needed to share this with Someone.

Ahem.

“Ive come to make an announcement. Stuart Cassidy is a bitch-ass Motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Doe-eyes. THATS RIGHT. He took his weeaboo fucking grey dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING DOE-EYES. And he said that it was, “THIS BIG”. And I said, “that’s DISGUSTING.” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Stuart Cassidy, you got a SMALL dick. Its the size of this walnut, except way smaller. And GUESS WHAT? Heres what MY dong looks like.

(BOOM SFX)

THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SCARS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He fucked my Doe-eyes, so guess what? Im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER-LAZER PISS.

(Pause for dramatic affect)

except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. Im gonna go higher. Im pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. You have twenty-three hours, before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.”

the dedication...

[im-1hater]

Twitter announcement….

I have an announcement to make! Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch 🐶 ass🍑mother fucker👩‍👧!! He pissed 🍌on my fucking wife!👰 That’s right!!He took his hedgehog quilly dick 🍆 out and pissed 💦 on my fucking wife👰 and he said his dick was “this big 👨🏿🫸🏽 🫷🏽” and I said that’s disgusting 🤮!!! So I’m making a call 📞 out ✌🏽post on my twitter dot com 🕊️! Shadow 👨🏿 the hedgehog 🦔, you got a small dick 🍆 it’s the size of this walnut 🌰 except way smaller 👌🏽 and guess what? here’s what my dong looks like!! 💥 That’s right baby 👶!! All points 👉🏽No quills, no pillows 🛏️! Look 👀 at that it looks like two balls 🏀🏀 and a bong 🧪!! He fucked my wife 👰‍♂️ so guess what? I’m going to fuck 👉🏽👌🏽the earth 🌍 ! So this is what you get, my super laser piss☄️💦!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth 🌏….I’m gonna go higher… IM PISSING ON THE MOON 💦💦💦🌕🌕🌕❗️❗️❗️HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA👨🏾?! I PISSED ON THE MOON💦🌕!! YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets 💧 hit the earth 🌍. Now get out of my sight 👀 before I piss 💦 on you too😡

that took at least 3 minutes guys…

[baconcolacan]

Forgive me I stole this off of an ask lmaoz

Edd: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT RED LEADER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS NORWEGIAN FUCKING COMMUNIST DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS " t h i s b i g " AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM RED LEADER YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF A WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *b o o m* THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO UPGRADES, NO MACHINERY, LOOK AT THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO COLA CANS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IN PISSING ON THE MOON!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!