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glitched-out-mess · 7 months ago

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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

#THATS RIGHT.#HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT #AND MY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ‘this big’ AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING #SO IM MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM #SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG #YOU GOTTA SMALL DICK #ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT W A Y SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM #THATS RIGHT BABEY #TALL POINTS #NO QUILLS #NO PILLOW #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALL AND A B O N G #HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #YEAH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER #LAZER #P I S S #EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS KN THE EARTH #IM GONNA GO HIGHER #IM PISSING ON THE M O O O O O O O O O O O O O N #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU *IDIOT*#YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DDRROOPPLLEETTSS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH #NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT #BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

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microwavethemicrowave · 11 months ago

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Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right #he took his #hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “THIS BIG #I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY small #er #And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.That's right #baby. All points #no quills #no pillows look at that #it looks like two balls #and a bong. He fucked my wife #so guess what #I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right #this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm #not gonna piss on the Earth #I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that #Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON #YOU IDIOT!#You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth #now get outta my fucking sight #before I piss on you too

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localparalysisdemon · 4 months ago

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!