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therewillbenoromance · 12 days ago

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10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly

#/silly #can i put the entire monologue in here. i'm gonna put the entire monologue in here #i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right. he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said it was “this big” and i said that's disgusting #so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: shadow the hedgehog you've got a small dick #it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller #and guess what? here's what my dong looks like #*pppllloooouuuuughhhhhhhh*#that's right baby #all points #no quills #no pillows #look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so guess what? i'm gonna fuck the earth #that's right this is what you get. my super laser piss!!!#but i'm not gonna piss on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. i'm pissing on the moon!!!!#how do you like that obama?? i pissed on the moon you idiot!!!!!#you have 23 hours before the piss drrrroplets hit the fucking earth #now get out of my sight before i piss on you too #ethan's asks!!

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glitched-out-mess · 9 months ago

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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

#THATS RIGHT.#HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT #AND MY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ‘this big’ AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING #SO IM MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM #SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG #YOU GOTTA SMALL DICK #ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT W A Y SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM #THATS RIGHT BABEY #TALL POINTS #NO QUILLS #NO PILLOW #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALL AND A B O N G #HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #YEAH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER #LAZER #P I S S #EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS KN THE EARTH #IM GONNA GO HIGHER #IM PISSING ON THE M O O O O O O O O O O O O O N #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU *IDIOT*#YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DDRROOPPLLEETTSS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH #NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT #BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

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microwavethemicrowave · 1 year ago

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Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right #he took his #hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “THIS BIG #I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY small #er #And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.That's right #baby. All points #no quills #no pillows look at that #it looks like two balls #and a bong. He fucked my wife #so guess what #I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right #this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm #not gonna piss on the Earth #I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that #Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON #YOU IDIOT!#You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth #now get outta my fucking sight #before I piss on you too

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localparalysisdemon · 6 months ago

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

#ive come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right #he pulled his hedgehog quilly lil dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was THIS BIG #and i said THATS DISGUSTING #so im making a callout post on my Twitter.com #SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG #YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #and this is what my dong looks like #💥💥💥💥💥#thats right baby #all points #no quills #no pillows #look at that it looks like two balls and a bonG #he fucked my wife so guess what IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #that's right that's what you get #my SUPER LASER PISS‼️‼️‼️#except im not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #IM PISSING ON THE MOON‼️‼️‼️‼️#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA⁉️#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT‼️‼️‼️‼️#you have 23 hours before the Piss DrOPLetSsss hit the fUCKING EARTH #now GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHt before i Piss on you toO .#keeping this. for later

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chaosfantasmic · 4 days ago

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man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background

#ipad baby #sonic the hedgehog #snapcube #sonic fandub #ive come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass Motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #that’s right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out #And he pissed on my fucking wife #And he said his dick was #“This big”#So I’m making a callout post on my twitter.con #Shadow the hedgehog #you got a small dick #It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller #And guess what here’s what my font looks like #EXPLOSION #that’s right baby #All points #No quills #No pillows #Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna fuck the earth #That’s right this is what you get #MY SUPER LASER PISS #except I’m not gonna piss on the earth #I’m gonna go higher #IM PISSING ON THE MOON #how do you like that Obama?#I pissed in the moon you idiot

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butterflyscribbles · 26 days ago

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Taking shifts❤️💙🧡

#sonic wachowski #tails wachowski #knuckles wachowski #sonic movie #wachowski brothers #knuckles the echidna #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sth #scu #sonic movie 3 #watch out knuckles your pillow has quills and crippling guilt #comic is still WIP I just needed them to CUDDLE #UGHGHHHH #sonic movie 3 spoilers #but only extremely vaguely #INSPIRED BY THE ENDING BC KNUCKLES BEING SOFT AND LEANJNG ON HIS BROTHERS IS SO RARAGHGHHHH #also HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE💜💜💜

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bleepzip · 14 days ago

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when did i start to lose the parts of me that weren’t just anger?

#i care her… so much…..#melanie king #the magnus archives #rusty quill #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives fanart #melanie king fanart #the slaughter #magpod #the magnus pod #my art

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beebundt · 11 months ago

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im busy with an art trade but wanted 2 share some recent scraps of charlie. i haven't posted abt her in years oh my god

#nudity cw #my art #art #illustration #drawing #artists on tumblr #digital art #my ocs #oc #ocs #original character #charlie #charlie raine quill #god i need to change her name. n update her in general . CRY

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1taco-muncher-420 · 6 months ago

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#young artists #My thirteenth birthday is in 2 days #I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right #he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “this big #” and I said “that’s disgusting #” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog #you’ve got a small dick #It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right #baby #tall points #no quills #no pillows — look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife #so guess what #I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right #this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth #I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that #Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON #YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight #before I piss on you too!#𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

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life-imitates-art-far-more · 6 months ago

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Charles van den Eycken (1859-1923) "The Little Writer" (1913) Oil on panel

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lestangestthing · 2 months ago

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thinking about jonathan sims and daisy tonner both feeling more like themselves than ever in the coffin because in there they were simply two scared people and not avatars. they felt their lightest when the weight of the world was pressing down on them. in this essay i will-