#the magnus archives spoilers

[colorsandwords]

You know what? Moving this rant over here from Twitter because I refuse to be silenced

[rye-bot]

My thought process listening to TMA

Season one: haha why does this cynical rude man voice act when reading the statements I don’t think putting on a voice was part of the job description

Season five: oh dear god that’s why

[jeena-says-hi]

WAIT DID THEY REFERENCE THIS MEME??

[starsh0ck]

martin blackwood

[joneevarts]

I couldn't download the video version so just imagine freebird playing in the background :D

[not-scared-of-microwaves]

i can’t decide if it’s funnier that when Elias confronts Jon for literally stalking his employees, a very reasonable thing for elias to do, jon immediately decides that elias murdered gertrude, or that jon was RIGHT

[madbard]

So. I just finished The Magnus Archives.

You’re telling me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, began his journey from such a place of uncertainty and desperation to prove himself worthy of the title, and ended as the embodiment of everything that tormented him?

You’re telling me that Martin Blackwood, who held so much love for the people around him, unintentionally paved the way for his lover’s desperate martyrdom?

You’re telling me Jon was marked for this from childhood, manipulated by forces older and greater than civilization to bring such harm upon the world that the only solution he could see was to end it?

You’re telling me there was no escape for them?

You’re telling me they could have lived happily together, but they could never have taken that path because it lies contrary to who they are?

You’re telling me Jon and Martin had everything and everyone slowly and agonizingly ripped away from them until they had nothing left but each other, until neither one could fathom surviving without the other?

You’re telling me that Martin and Jon kissed at the center of a collapsing reality, then Martin felt the life leave Jon’s body as he stabbed the only living person he loved?

You’re telling me there is a chance they are Somewhere Else, but that would mean they never escaped the Fears and never will?

You’RE TELLING ME-

[tentotea]

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

[momokarp]

A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅

[thatsfrickenace]

[mini-minish]

GERRY MY FRIEND GERRY?!!?!?!??

[mydirtyvalentine]

poor, disposable, magnus podcast men

[jeena-says-hi]

Magnus Archives au where Jon just REALLY loves birdwatching

“Supplemental, on my way to the archives today, I saw a bullfinch fly out from the hedges outside the cafe, it was a nice surprise. Anyways, I think all my assistants want to kill me”

[bermudarhombus2]

Oh boy this one is a doozy for people who don't know the ARG

[starsh0ck]

A very normal timsasha animatic! Don’t worry about it ^^

[joneevarts]

I just want to be happy but rusty quill said no.

Elias' version

Edit: y'all this is Peter Lukas not Martin lmaooo (tho they do look alike, plus I didn't made his white hair strands visible enough so my bad)