#funny The Magnus Archives memes

[jeena-says-hi]

Martin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Tim: Just rip the bandage off.

Martin: It’s Jon-

Tim:

Tim: Put the bandage back on.

[clawfootcoffin]

gertie and gerry :3

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

hes so bitchy in s4 and 5 i love it

[gravizentrum]

they put my bois in the puter...

[phenphoenix]

Saw this post, blacked out, and then came back to this.

[ceaseless-rambler]

You think YOUR life is hard? Try being a podcast fan whose favorite author is Jonny Sims. THIS Jonny Sims

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

This guy gets it

(Comment on YouTube MAG 111)

[mintytea-exe]

the emotional rollercoaster that is the magnus archives (graphed)

[operationladybug]

Post for @mariandhamza ❤️🙏

"My name is Alaa, I am a Palestinian mother of two children: Maria and Hamza, as well as a wife and daughter... After 7th of October, my life turned upside down due to the war on Gaza. On the night of October 28th, the neighborhood we lived in Gaza – the neighborhood where my children grew up and where we started our family – was completely bombed... That night, my children and I witnessed unimaginable things – from casualties to bloodshed and bodies.

The suffering didn't end there. We fled... As evening approached, the bombing intensified in the area... We lost our ability to see clearly and had difficulty breathing, so I had to put wet masks on my children's faces in a desperate attempt to protect them. Their screams and fear didn't stop. I didn't know if we would survive. I held them close, trying to calm them, while sadness crushed my heart...

Eventually, we were forced to flee to the south... Rafah was overcrowded with displaced people, and we could only find a small tent lacking the necessities of life. My children suffered from epidemics and skin diseases caused by the pollution in the camp. Unfortunately, my little daughter Maria was infected with viral hepatitis due to the shared bathrooms in the camp. After miraculously escaping death with my children, I realized there was no safe haven in Gaza. With multiple displacements, we faced the harsh reality of lacking basics like water, food, and medicine, and the inability even to perform basic activities like bathing, eating, or accessing clean water.

We lost everything: our home, our jobs, our dreams. My biggest worry is for Hamza and Maria, their future is uncertain. Where will they live, study, and grow up? Gaza offers little hope now, as the essentials of life are being destroyed. My children's future seems bleak, overshadowed by uncertainty.

Today, I ask for your help. I ask for support for me and my children to recover from the traumas of the war we experienced. To have a new warm home for my family, to help my children go to school and get decent education, and to assist us in starting our lives anew. To live from the beginning once again. Your support is our hope and our future for a new chance in life for my children. Thank you for being a part of restoring hope and stability in our lives."

DONATE, REBLOG SHARE.

If you have the spare cash, which I know many of you do, please take the time to donate even a small amount to this struggling family. Imagine what you would want you to do if you were in this situation, and whatever it is, do it.

Reblog, add this post to your queue a couple of times, and share to your personal and friendly Discord servers.

We are all counting on your action.

[the-butterbun]

got lil silly goofy thought I'd share the giggles

[randomfandomsgobrrrrrr]

Listening to podcasts is a really interesting experience because to the average person I look like I'm listening to some funky music. But no. I am listening to a British twink and his boyfriend get tortured by beings outside our imagination

[jeena-says-hi]

Tim: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Sasha: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Jon: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

[eggsandbxcon]

[st4r-t3ars]

Elias: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Martin: I did. I broke it.

Elias: No. No, you didn’t. Jon?

Jon: Don’t look at me. Look at Melanie!

Melanie: What?! I didn’t break it.

Jon: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Melanie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Jon: Suspicious.

Melanie: No, it’s not!

Basira: If it matters, probably not… Tim was the last one to use it.

Tim: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Basira: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tim: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Martin: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Elias.

Elias: No. Who broke it?

Melanie: Daisy’s been awfully quiet…

Daisy: Really?!

Melanie: Yeah, really!

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Elias: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces.

[fuckthisshitimin]

Jon: I, ah, I - Uh, I overuse comas so much, it's because... it's because, uh, I, hah!, I have been in one. (strained chuckle)

[m0ldybr34d]

Okay so I have a idea for a guy in a podcast right, so it’s just this dude and he just has the shittiest dye job, like his dye job just fucking sucks, like it’s just such a horrible dye job, just a super shitty hair dye effort. Just a really ugly dye jo