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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
#i could really go for a root beer float actually#also who in their right mind is putting the ice cream in after the soft drink. what was that reblog talking about#You put the ice cream in first so thatyou know how much soda you can fit??#And then you refill the soda as you drink cause it won't all fit in the glass with thw ice cream
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I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast
#As far as my coworkers are concerned I don't have social media#I'm on tumblr. I use discord. I text people sometimes. I listen to music/podcasts. And I play solitaire and puzzle games.#That's it#Oh and the library app or other ways of reading on my phone#People who don't know about tumblr think I live a peaceful and offline life#I'm not even chronically online in a tumblr way really. I know most of the memes and very little of the discourse#It's great
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I desperately want to see all of these productions. However. Why on earth does it list Jonny Sims as one of Tim Ledsam's parents
Does anyone knows what "Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things" by Tim Ledsam is or if it even exists?
#It's clearly some sort of internal thing but I cannot for the life of me work out what#the mechanisms
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Because we’ve already made a poll where voters can choose if their Blorbos are canonically queer or if they’re queer in headcanons, this one only asks about canon events
This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
#Posts that make you realize gunpowder tim isn't canonically anything#I suppose you could make the argument that he's canonically some level of gnc due to the fact that he voiced multiple women#The idea of a cishet mechanism is laughable but also if a cishet gnc man felt like his gender noncomformity made him queer I wouldn't argue#Anyway the other characters that came to mind as my blorbos are all canonically queer so I voted based on them
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tim stoker canonically has a masters degree in anthropology and worked very successfully in publishing before going back into academia. he is meticulous in his work and does his due diligence as evident when he corrects jon on his filing mistakes. and yet his fanon depiction often boils down to a sex-crazed himbo who slacks off at work which shows the inherent slutphobia of the fandom. in this essay i will
#the magnus archives#tim stoker#I have been trying to get this point across for ages but you did it so much better#Thank you for this
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tim stoker canonically has a masters degree in anthropology and worked very successfully in publishing before going back into academia. he is meticulous in his work and does his due diligence as evident when he corrects jon on his filing mistakes. and yet his fanon depiction often boils down to a sex-crazed himbo who slacks off at work which shows the inherent slutphobia of the fandom. in this essay i will
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tim stoker canonically has a masters degree in anthropology and worked very successfully in publishing before going back into academia. he is meticulous in his work and does his due diligence as evident when he corrects jon on his filing mistakes. and yet his fanon depiction often boils down to a sex-crazed himbo who slacks off at work which shows the inherent slutphobia of the fandom. in this essay i will
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I always wanted my friends to call me Gerry
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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
#my spotify is under the name emrys as well. I don't use emrys in real life at all#My coworkers know my spotify and I've said I don't use my real name online. It haunts me that they know my Internet Name#As far as they're aware I don't have social media at all so hopefully that's enough#One of my coworkers knows I have a tumblr becayse she has a tumblr but she's never finding out my url
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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The Toy Soldier's Song (The Mechanisms)
Whoever’s uniform you wear/No loyalties to hold or share/No burning hate, no bitter fear/No heart to break, so shed no tear/Marching ever through the black/Orders fly, retreat, attack/Whoe’er commands a toy obeys/Out in the stars and far away
"The Toy Soldier in general fucks me up. It "obeys any order given to the letter" and it's only alive because it's pretending to be. This song has an amazing violin solo in the middle that just makes me. I don't have words actually it just gives me shrimp emotions. And The Toy Soldier is just obeying any commands it's given, it has "no heart to break" but it did, once, it was so lonely before, it did have its heart broken and it stole its voicebox about it, but its emotions just kind of Stopped ("his heart remembered nothing. All feeling was gone. It felt fantastic") (note the pronouns, it changed from he to it) and it makes me!!! So!!!! Sad!!!!!"
Take Me To Church (Hozier)
I was born sick, but I love it/Command me to be well/A-, Amen, Amen, Amen/Take me to church/I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies/I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife/Offer me that deathless death/Good God, let me give you my life
“1. It’s Hozier, what do you expect? 2. Worship imagery... (I don’t know why I like it, but I do.)”
Toy Soldier submitted by @ceaseless-rambler
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Guys please vote Ruin. Please. It opens with "I will bring you ruin/In everything I do/It's never my intention/but it happens all the same" but then it gets HOPEFUL. Nothing quite prepares you for when the piano sings again. "I wish I'd done things different/I wish that I'd been brave" to "Tomorrow I'll do things different/Tomorrow I'll be brave" guys this song does insane things to me. Please. Begging you to vote for it it's so good
Ruin (The Amazing Devil)
Because brick by brick you built us And I’d fill in the cracks/Nothing quite prepares you for/When they don’t come back/I wish I’d done things different I wish that I’d been brave/I wish I’d known these stones were something I could save
Of the earth, the silt and ground/We can rest, you say, in the pieces/Of what’s left, or of what what we’ve found
"It’s about repairing a damaged relationship and it makes me cry every single time. The vocals start out so quiet, almost whispered at the beginning, as if they hurt to say— but at the end, the two singers are in harmony, still not necessarily “better” but ready to begin again. It just. AUGH. These things are so painful and vulnerable and the song illustrates it so beautifully"
"Putting together the pieces of something you loved, sitting in the ruins of it all and wanting to pick yourself up despite knowing that the destruction actually is your fault, and that maybe it's a necessary part of creating something good again."
Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Green Day)
My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me/My shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beatin’/Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me/’Til then, I walk alone
“Much angst very 15 year old”
Poll runner: I have to concur... 15 year old me was a big fan
Ruin submitted by @saint-oleander + others
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the idea of protists is really funny. Ah yes, the kingdoms of life: Animals, Plants, Fungi, and Don't worry about it:)
#Valonioa ventricosa haunts me. I think about jt frequently#Thrilled to discover there are things out there that are Worse!!!!
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In the club, "straight" up jorking it? Ha! I simply cannot relate, for you'll find that I only gay up jork it
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You’re on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.
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sorry i moaned when you yapped about your nerdy little interest. it’s really hot when you talk about things you’re passionate about. do you still want me
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