#GUYS PLEASE

[amarachno]

Every time Bruce pisses one of his kids off, they dramatically proclaim something along the lines of, “I hate you! Im going to stay with mom!!!” and then run off.

The first time it happens, Bruce nearly pisses himself because he takes it as some sort of suicidal ideation thing. He tries to go after whichever kid started this, probably Dick, but is unable to find them for whatever reason. He decides to look as Batman. Bruce absolutely sick with worry.

Selina Kyle put his kid in a catsuit.

As time goes on, more of his kids pull this little stunt and Bruce is a little less concerned. Every so often Catwoman is seen with her sidekick ‘Stray’ but every time Stray is makes an appearance they have a wildly different gender, height, and body type. It always the same costume design but in different sizes

Even Cass participated once! Bruce just sighed deeply and looked vaguely regretful. The only one who hadnt made an appearance as Stray had been Damian. Bruce really couldnt imagine Damian running off to be Stray. The kid still had his birth mother so there was no reason to.. become… stray…

Damian shows up as Stray. Instead of his sibling’s preferred stolen objects as a trophy? Selina let him keep a cat. The worst part? The cat’s name is Selina.

Jason as stray

[thaliasthunder]

im sorry for the newcomers in the fandom i know everyone's rediscovering old stuff but i swear if i hear or read the word "persassy" one more time i'll just

[pigswithwings]

i think maybe some of you are unable to interpret intimacy as anything But romantic. and this is not great

[cacaocheri]

this is how I feel whenever I'm in the notes screaming and crying about how badly sun fnaf wants me

[cherrietint]

real footage of me watching everyone in the AAA fandom use 'older woman' and/or 'older witch' to describe Agatha during her interactions with Rio in canon universe Agathario fics like Rio isn't literal Death and as old as the universe itself while Agatha is a mere 352 years compared to her and hence younger than her (thus not being the 'older woman' between the two of them):

#medialiteracyisDEAD

[mcchipisfried]

Do it for the Old Man Yaoi

[cowgyaru]

make arcane twitter links 2024!!!!!! WE ARE IN A CRISIS AND THOSE WILL SAVE HUNDRED, EVEN MILLIONS.

[mimi-croissant]

“I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I kind of feel bad for the zombies” DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS LINE. DO I. ITS HIM FEELING BAD FOR SO CALLED “MONSTERS” IN THIS MADE UP MOVIE BECAUSE OF NIMONA. DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS it makes me cry

[extraelodee]

serious art later ive got essays to work on have this while waiting xD

(16th September)

[monachopsis-420]

how it feels to be scared u did smth ur moot doesnt like

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

i think the angst potential of boggart lessons in fanfiction is not used enough

[10yrratiolover]

the delusion continues

[spiralofblood]

mystic messenger art dump

[fluffitanuki]

just a glimpse into my dark and twisted reality 😏😏

[gongyoosgf]

if i wrote a gyeong-su fic would you guys read it be honest </3

HES SO CUTE I JUST LOVE HIM IDK.

edit: here it is ^^