#and he said his dick was THIS BIIG and i said thats disgusting
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#ive come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehogs a bitchass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife thats right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was THIS BIIG and i said thats disgusting#so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog; you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller#and gues what? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAY IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISSSSS#EXCEPT IM NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM PISSING ON THE MOOOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
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