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baconcolacan · 3 months ago

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Forgive me I stole this off of an ask lmaoz

Edd: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT RED LEADER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS NORWEGIAN FUCKING COMMUNIST DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS " t h i s b i g " AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM RED LEADER YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF A WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *b o o m* THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO UPGRADES, NO MACHINERY, LOOK AT THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO COLA CANS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IN PISSING ON THE MOON!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

#asks #anonymous #NGL TRUE FOR ANY UNIVERSE HAHDHSHD #Edd just wants his cola man whats with all the melodrama #Edd number 1 Tord lover to Tord hater #omg hes like me fr

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #havent had yuuji fight me this hard in a MINUTE omg far left took forever i redrew his face and hair like 10 times minimum #he looks good now but like rly yuuji i thought we were past this i thought we were cool :((((#i put Hand On Thigh and this is how u repay me.....#sighs #whatever this took a million years longer than it should but im finally happy with it im finally done ths all that matters #i dont know what yuuji's pants look like in the official art but i ripped them as a treat fr me :)#ik theyre probably just regular jeans but i think yuuji deserves to show a lil knee #real talk tho yuuji's fit is so so good i love it so much. megumi i am ehhhhhh but it's on brand fr him #plus i like that they dress him like he's canonically cold all the time lmao yuuji in a light sweater n megumi in a thermal and puffer coat #its what they deserve

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hottubsandwiches · 12 days ago

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continuing the life series winners designs, we got pearl and joel!!

#u guys are sleeping on transformer joel fr #he became the car he loved....#also it took me forever to decide on colors for pearls design omg #i might change it later but i think i like it ?#eclipse/red moon vibes yk #mcyt #life series #pearlecentmoon #pearlescentmoon #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #if u saw me post pearl a few days ago no u didnt.............#(forgot i was gonna post more than one at a time oops)#my art ⭐

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nicoleknives · 5 months ago

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have a little of Shane angst bc I need a way to express negative feelings and there's nothing better than to draw a drunk and chicken obsessed man from a farming game suffering a bit

#he's sooooooo cringe omg #sorry not sorry #he's just like me fr #digital art #sketch #artists on tumblr #fanart #stardew valley #shane sdv #stardew valley shane #shane fanart #sdv shane #sdv fanart #shane stardew valley #sdv shane headcanon #angst art

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louthelost · 9 months ago

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Lothal is my home

Ezra Bridger, the character that you are...

(progress shots under the cut)

#star wars rebels #ezra bridger #lothal #star wars #sw rebels #fanart #art #illustration #loth wolf #loth cat #these guys look at you from across the wheat field... what do you do?#i love him so much. i love lothal so much #my favourite character in ensembles is like NEVER the main character but i had ezra for 5 minutes and pack bonded #naive middle eastern kid who wants to make his home better #becoming tired and wired middle eastern teen who wants to make his home better EVEN IF YOU WONT HELP GOD DAMNIT #just... chef's kiss #insert: omg he's just like me fr fr #(stealing my own tags from a different post about him because i love him)#(he's my son now)

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mildredmontagkinnie · 5 months ago

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“I wondered again what was behind their breakup. People change, Piper had said. Full points for vagueness, girl, but I wanted the dirt.”

The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze

#apollo’s so messy omg #he just like me fr #like gimmie the details PLEASE #trials of apollo #the burning maze #apollo #lester papadopoulos #piper mclean

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spearxwind · 5 months ago

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Happy 10th birthday to Cercerion!

OUGHHH UR RIGHT CERCIE IS 10 YEARS OLD NOW !!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY BELOVEDEST DID NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HIS WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ALSO IM RLY HAPPY HIS OLD DESIGN IS NOW MUCH OLDER THAN HIS FIRST DESIGN WOAH!!!!!!#since i drew the old one SO MUCH back in 2014 i remembered it as being so super prevalent. that when i changed his head shape a couple year #it took a while to get used to the not boxy head but god it was so much more fun to draw the beak. and now its the standard #and it makes me rly happy fr fr. i actually thought i changed his design like only 2 years ago but it was SIX YEARS WHAT!! HOW TIME FLIES..#ask #cercerion #SORRY I JJST WANTED TO REPOST ALL OF THESE #omg dude this also means u and i have known each other for 10 years thats CRAZY #this photoset is so funny its like he went from being :D to being >:U over the years but i assure you now hes more chill than before #HIS COLORS HAVE NOT CHANGED FOR EIGHT YEARS ALSO WHATTTTT i just chose the perfect hues forever #sobbing and crying i love this guy so much #i dont show him online a lot or at least i didnt as muhc until recently but hes always in my brain #cercerion may as well be a part of my soul at this point #HAPPYU TENTH BIRTHDAY CERCIE I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOWING KISSES INTO A HURRICANE FOR U #windyart #sure ill put it in my tag. this is literally my art

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emikomusubi · 2 years ago

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the xenk/edgin dynamic is hilarious bc xenk is like edgin🥰i have the utmost faith in you and your oath to me🥰i will gladly save your life and explicitly trust you to do the same🥰it brings me great joy to see you reawaken as the harper you are meant to be 🥰 here take my hand🥰 and edgin is like Fuck U. *takes hand*

#they make me laugh so much like #xenk GET UP!!!! the way he smiles at edgin in that water scene omg. just like me fr #ed: thx for saving my life #xenk: u would do the same #ed: i met u four hours ago #xenk: a harper🥰☺️shaking off his slumber #ed: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #but did he take his hand after xenk saved him from fatdragon supreme the answer is Yes.#this does not even touch the bickering. to xenk it is conversation to ed it is War #in conclusion. they are funnie #xenk #edgin #xedgin #edxenk #dndhat #dnd movie #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #my post

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mintypsii · 7 months ago

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PENlS EXPLOSION SPELLLLLLL

more of them because they won't get out of my head

version without the text

#op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #sogesoba #usopp #sanji #sogeking #sobamask #soba mask #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #art #mintart #my art #fun fact i hate how this turned out and i am never colouring like this ever again in my life EVER #sketching it was fun tho :3 except for when i did this cool pose for soge and then i had to COVER IT WITH HIS CLOAK #RGKHKJFSLD #ive been thinking about them............... over and over and over............. THEYRE SO LAME YET SO SILLY #sogeking talks different obv but eng isnt mmy first language so i hope i conveyed the vibe properly lol bhkfjs #is shant a word . who knows. knowing usopp tho he would make up words to sound cool hes just like me fr #sobbbbing it's criminal that there isn't more sogesoba content or at least content of them together omg #the strawhat superheroes....... theyre literally the sun and moon too (sobas crescent hair and soges sun mask)#also for the angst another ship name could be mask king which sounds like masking because theyre maassskkingggggg themselves yayyyy #masking to become a 'better' version of themselves ough #ok i might do something with that sometime hehe

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qprpbj · 2 months ago

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ponyboy would be such an ao3 warrior

#i need to know what fandoms he’d write for tho #ponyboy curtis #modern au ponyboy who hides his ao3 from his brothers instead of hides his notebook fr #or him being like “i love to read!!!” meanwhile he’s over here reading 200k slower etl fanfic #slowburn* omg #i fear he kinda gives me harry potter stan vibes….sorry pony #or asoue but idk if there’s fics for that series?#or like star wars idk #lotr…#sorry ponyboy

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crappyyuki · 2 months ago

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NINJAGO + MONKIE KID

I am very motivated atm. God. Drawing feels great.

I want to see a crossover with them so bad.

I haven't seen Monkie Kid but I've seen clips and I love the art and animation, and I'm interested to know the story. I think I got the gist.

But I've read this fic where MK and Kai are twins and children of Shadowpeach and I gotta say I'm in love. I hope it updates soon. I gotta see the Samadhi Fire scene with that cuz yknow, Kai is the Mater of Fire. I am so pumped.

Its funny how MK is basically the older twin but Kai is older than him in the drawing. I like that gi, okay?

Star Twins? I like to imagine Kai's fire originating from the stars and sun rather than the Earth since Cole already has lava.

MK is already a star.

Star Twins :,)

If y'all got fic recs of Ninjago x LMK pls send them. I need them so bad.

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ovaryacted · 14 days ago

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Random thought but I genuinely hate how incels as a whole think the gaming community revolves around them and their bullshit opinions. Calling the upcoming Witcher 4 video game “woke” because the main character of the new saga is a woman is crazy as if Ciri hasn’t ALWAYS been intended to take the mantle after Geralt’s storyline in BOTH the original video game trilogy and the damn books. Like that’s his literal adoptive daughter, he’s her mentor and protector & they’re linked by destiny. The third game lines up the saga’s intention in that way to have Ciri be the main character in the storyline, so why wouldn’t it be her? And their other reasoning for hating on the game is that she’s ugly or isn’t pretty enough for their acceptance. My brother in Christ, this is a dark fantasy story, are mutated monster fighting warriors supposed to be fucking naked for you to jerk off to? Like shut the fuck up my god.