#eggman pisses on the moon

[brainmoss]

Horde Prime has come to make an announcement

Don't remember if i uploaded this here or not because the tag/search is not working properly as always but im trying to clear my pc storage and youtube keeps being a little bitch so here you go

[disaster-reasonable-48]

My brother keeps vandalizing my Netflix and I thought I should share

[percysoldartblog]

Should I try and calligraphy the entirety of the egg man pisses on the moon rant

[endomentendo]

@etanow lots of love my fren!

[zanza47]

Commission from WolfLord62!

Eggman's plans for the evening.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I made a song, a really good song for a science final, but Eggman (the Piss on the Moon version, specifically) stole it somehow so I failed my final. He then put it on the Barbie movie under his name and got all the credit. >:[ The song was also my DNA? 

[thetetrisco]

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON NY FUCKING WIFE THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK-ASS OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS *THIIIS BIG* AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG. YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! AH-BWOOOOSH!! THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH … IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM PISSING ON THE MOON! BWOOOSH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS CRUMBLE HAS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[haunted-closet-art]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PRESIDENT MAN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

[idiiiiiiiiiiidit]

Ok so consider this

AU where something went wrong in the multiverse and now the snapcube sonic fandub characters are in the mainline universe and meet their canon selves

[psidrako3]

Higher beings, these words are for you alone:

The radiance is a bitchass motherfucker, he's infecting my fucking kingdom. That's right, he took his orange ass infection shit and is infecting my fucking kingdom, and she said,"It would spread THIS far." and I said,"that's fucking discusting". So I'm headed to the City of Tears to say,"Radiance you have a weak infection it will spread to dirtmouth and that's it." And guess what my plan is:

*PureBoi.exe*

That's right baby, no thought, no mind, no voice look at that it looks like a pair of tweezers and a rag.

You infected my kingdom and THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, SUPER HOLLOW SUCC

*PureBoiVaccum.exe*

Except I'm not stopping there, IM EMBRACING THE VOID

*ShadeLord.exe*

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, GODSEEKER, I EMBRACED THE VOID YOU IDIOT

You have 23 hours before the Shade Lord devours the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I destroy you too.

[henchmanintraining]

The eclipse would be a great time for Dr. Eggman to piss on the moon. His piss droplets would hit the earth while everyone is looking up at the sky.

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Ahajsjjsjsjsjs I remember random things that happened in Archie Sonic that make me laugh

Like that one time Sonic had had ENOUGH with Zonic and started going off about how he's been through things Zonic would never understand because he doesn't know what it's like to lose your family and go through the trauma he did–

And then Zonic pulls up his visor and is like. Of course I understand, handsome. I'm you.

And Sonic's like "??" and Zonic just leaves

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Or that time Elias was like I got it! I know how we can save my mother! If we just find the ring of acorns we can make a wish and–

And then after getting all hopeful finding out that the Ring of Acorns is already gone because Amy Rose found it and wished she could be a little older

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Or the fuckin. Emotional whiplash of Sonic finding out in real time that the Tails he's been traveling with for months is a copy, and the copy to have a teary emotional disappearance and for Sonic to hold onto the original Tails. Like all in one page. Dude is freaking "I'm not real. I'll miss you, Sonic." And Sonic is like "What?" And then the clone disappears and Sonic is like "let's go home buddy you're okay we're okay" to the original Tails and no one talked about it again

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That one time Sonic touched his one billionth power ring and was transported to the dimension of the ancient walkers‚ a cryptic experience involving literal oceans of green chaos emeralds. And I'm pretty sure Sonic ruined his ONE chance to ask them a question because he asked if he could ask any question

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That time all the freedom fighters were forced to go to school and Geoffrey was all excited because he loved dunking on Sonic and Sonic was sad to be separated from Tails at school. Meanwhile Tails was one upping Amy in class since, despite being physically older, still had to be put in the same class as him

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That time Espio dared Vector to find a date for an event which I think was Knuckles' birthday, claiming that Vector was all talk when it came to women. And Vector spent an entire story trying to get a date, and he gets one (a worker at a food stand), only to never have a girlfriend after that and to be one of 2 people who are single parents in the future

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That time Silver showed up in Moebius and used his psychokinesis to pause the fighting so he could ask who Sonic the Hedgehog was, only for Sonic and Scourge to both point to each other

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...That time the gang overdosed on LSD (Lemon Sundrop Dandelion) and Charmy almost died

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Okay okay last one. That time that Knuckles' Great Great Grandfather, Athair called him out for having no thoughts up there. "I think–" "Do you, young one?"

[kaithewhatever]

[duckapus]

Monitor's Duty

For the past few weeks, Hal has been investigating the Haltmann Works Company in his downtime due to their involvement in the release of the Goomba Who Sold the World, though he's had to be rather sneaky about it. Partly because, as the whole thing was technically above board, there's no legal precedent to investigate, partly because going up against a company as powerful as Haltmann is a dangerous prospect, but mostly because the Chief's been keeping him on a short leash following his involvement in the Estrella case.

The leads he's following in this episode eventually lead him to a file of video logs labeled "Project HMG," which show Susie preparing to research the God Box fragments she received from TV Adware, and then her slow descent into madness as she realizes what she's been given, starts coming up with "her" plan to usurp the SM64 universe's Meme Cycle (which will prove she's a better mad scientist than E. Gadd...somehow (again, she's not in her right mind at all here)), recruits A.S.Swipe, the tax evasion Yoshis and the Goomba (also she notes that beyond his usefulness as a source of information she's also given him a job as the head of Accounting. Haltmann does not waste resources, no matter how traditional a "you have outlived your usefulness" betrayal is for evil mad scientists), and makes headway on perfecting the cloning tech and figuring out how to generate Meme Energy. She notes that the Noids are an important step in both directions, and that an "Experient DST-19" has shown a surprising amount of promise for the former, given the condition the donor was in.

Unfortunately, Hal never gets the chance to tell anyone about this, because he ends up getting captured by Susie personally. And she could just get rid of him, but again, Haltmann doesn't waste resources, so she decides to reprogram and...upgrade him instead.

I mean, come on, he's a robot named HAL! He's practically asking for it!

[prismatica-the-strange]