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Horde Prime has come to make an announcement
Don't remember if i uploaded this here or not because the tag/search is not working properly as always but im trying to clear my pc storage and youtube keeps being a little bitch so here you go
#shera#she-ra#she ra#she ra and the princesses of power#horde prime#snapcube#snapcube rtfd#real time fandub#sonic rtfd#piss on the moon meme#shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker#eggman pisses on the moon#piss moon mologue#i guess?#omg you know this video is really old cause i dindt know how to edit properly the sound cuts#and i could have put more effort into the mouth matching the audio but oh well#at least i matched the dick sizes with his hand movements#i dont even find this super funny anymore but when i did this i cried laughing at the idea of mashing these 2 up#ye its alright
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@etanow lots of love my fren!
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc au#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc jax#Tadc Ragatha x Caine x Pomni#pissed on the moon#eggman#snapcube#shitpost#tadc shitpost#tadc bunnydoll#Tadc meme#art#i’ve come to make an announcement#tadc monster labs au
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PRESIDENT MAN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
#invader zim#iz zim#invader zim meme#eggmans announcement#i spent entirely too much time on this dumb joke lmao is eggman pisses on the moon even still relevant
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I REGRET NOTHING.
Original source of the moon
#sonic the hedgehog#Kinda also a reference to Unleashing of a Dark Night because there's this thing called the Gaia Eclipse in it that makes the moon purple#The lore behind the Gaia Eclipse is that WereMobians used to be Dark Gaia spawn and they became independent from Dark Gaia#Dark Gaia's understandably pissed about that and uses the eclipse to try to control them again#That's only for the True WereMobians though. They're the ones that used to be Dark Gaia spawn#I made Sonic a Demi-WereMobian in UoaDN so he won't be affected by the eclipse other than staying stuck in Werehog form while it's going on#Basically True WereMobians can transform whenever they want while Demi-WereMobians only transform at night. Both turn at night regardless#I probably shouldn't go on like this when I make a meme like this but just thought you should know#sonic the werehog#light gaia#chip sonic unleashed
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#sing 2#sing buster#buster moon#buster's moment of realization that he just pissed off the dude who's willing to *murder* him#sing 2021#sing 2022#i laughed too hard making this#memes#sing memes
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The controversy over Limbus Company is exactly what I mean when westerners can't just assume that the political landscape something came out of is remotely as safe and open as say America's just because it's queer coded.
That is an awful decision to make over accusations that your artist might be a feminist.
#limbus company#project moon#This is my opening my square and getting punched meme I'm just pissed and disappointed 🙃#And yes this is why you still need feminism in the year 2023.#Just becuase America is relatively safe and fair enough to speak out doesn't mean everywhere else is.
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Keep thinking about Minecraft Playerisms. Worldbuilding-wise I mean. Players making reference to things in real life and the minecraft residents being so damn confused
Player trying to do simple redstone goes 'God damnit. We landed on the moon and I cant figure out how to make a trapdoor open on this machine???'
Villager with them, wide eyed: You landed where???????
#the players dont even realise they said it as well.#imagine a villager being subjected to irl memes. What if I said 'Go piss girl'. What then.#im thinking about the ''The moon in the fucking sky???'' post again#i wonder if the angels would understand or if they would be just as confused#Player Bee Saph zones out. says 'I wish sharks were real'. Tray in disguise nearby goes 'How The Fuck Did They Know We Axed The Sharks?!??'#players who have always only known minecraft referencing things only their nonminecraft counterparts would know. obsessed.
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Kaz Brekker is not a round earther. Kaz Brekker is also not a flat earther. to Jesper’s horror, Kaz couldn’t care less and every time Jesper asks, he snaps back more and more convoluted shapes just to shut him up.
#mav.txt#six of crows#soc#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#flat earth#round earth#meme#six of crows shitpost#earth is donut shaped#earth is a dodecahedron#earth is a scroll#earth is a double helix#he also says the moon isn’t real to piss Jesper off even more
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[ KNEES ]: sender lowers themselves to their knees.
{ Less Cringy NSFW Prompts }
While Shuichi usually keeps a calm and composed composure when dealing with clients... there were some that irritated even him to no end, such as the very rude and difficult one he had to deal with earlier during the day. A very hard-headed older woman, who demanded that Shuichi find her missing dog, and not understanding that he can't just magically find a dog in a flash of a second. But thankfully, it hadn't taken too much effort with the hints he could grab out of her, and was able to find her dog in a couple of hours. ...And even then, the woman bashing him for not finding her puppy faster like a "supposedly good detective" should do.
So in short, it left him in a pretty bad mood, even once was home hours later. Spending time with Iako, though, did help him feel a little better, though... "...I'm sorry if I seem pretty agitated tonight, Iako. Just... that woman I deal with earlier today, pissed me off so much, you wouldn't believe it. But I don't feel as mad, now, since you're he...."
He trails off when he sees her get onto her knees. "...Ah? Ia..ko?" Getting down on her knees, right before him... oblivious as he can be, even he had a pretty good idea of what she was trying to hint at at: especially if she might've outright hinted, herself, what she's trying to do.
"-!!" Eyes widening, his face quickly starts turning red as he stammers out: "O-Oh...!!! A..Are you...? Y...You don't have to! I-I mean, are you sure....?"
Not that he was opposed to this at all, if she wanted to help him release some more of that pent up frustration. Which admittedly... did tend to make him feel a different kind of 'pent up', too. Letting out a shaky breath, a hand goes into her hair, and gently combs through it. "....You spoil me.... but...if you really don't mind it. Then... I'd really love it, if Iako... helps me calm down a bit. I know I can always count on you to make me feel better...."
#😁😁😁#Iako helping her frustrated bf release some stress after an annoying client pissed him off yes yes?#tee hee h e e :3cccc#she's gonna help him feel so~ much better!!!#meme reply;;#Shuichi answers;;#dcgfight#suggestive //#♡;; He is her moon // She is His Burning Bright Sun || {dcgfight}
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Monitor's Duty
For the past few weeks, Hal has been investigating the Haltmann Works Company in his downtime due to their involvement in the release of the Goomba Who Sold the World, though he's had to be rather sneaky about it. Partly because, as the whole thing was technically above board, there's no legal precedent to investigate, partly because going up against a company as powerful as Haltmann is a dangerous prospect, but mostly because the Chief's been keeping him on a short leash following his involvement in the Estrella case.
The leads he's following in this episode eventually lead him to a file of video logs labeled "Project HMG," which show Susie preparing to research the God Box fragments she received from TV Adware, and then her slow descent into madness as she realizes what she's been given, starts coming up with "her" plan to usurp the SM64 universe's Meme Cycle (which will prove she's a better mad scientist than E. Gadd...somehow (again, she's not in her right mind at all here)), recruits A.S.Swipe, the tax evasion Yoshis and the Goomba (also she notes that beyond his usefulness as a source of information she's also given him a job as the head of Accounting. Haltmann does not waste resources, no matter how traditional a "you have outlived your usefulness" betrayal is for evil mad scientists), and makes headway on perfecting the cloning tech and figuring out how to generate Meme Energy. She notes that the Noids are an important step in both directions, and that an "Experient DST-19" has shown a surprising amount of promise for the former, given the condition the donor was in.
Unfortunately, Hal never gets the chance to tell anyone about this, because he ends up getting captured by Susie personally. And she could just get rid of him, but again, Haltmann doesn't waste resources, so she decides to reprogram and...upgrade him instead.
I mean, come on, he's a robot named HAL! He's practically asking for it!
#smg4#smg4 ocs#haltmann meme guardians au#episode idea#hal monitor#susie haltmann#the goomba who sold the world#a.s.swipe#tax evasion yoshi#the noid#professor e gadd#if you remember my old posts about this arc or remember the date of a certain canon episode#you can probably guess what expiriment dst-19 is#one of the logs is just a rewrite of the eggman moon piss rant with susie talking about e gadd#this marks the point where the channel banner would start getting messed with if this were a real arc
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#wallace and gromit#eggman#piss on the moon#I'm gonna piss on the moon#Crossover meme#wallace#the moon is made of cheese#prisma memes
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Men shouldn't be allowed to be so beautiful. It's 10 in the morning and im sitting here crying over it.
#thinking of that one jenny slate meme#i had to stop looking at pictures ok men cause it made me too crazy!#theyd be like 🧍♂️ and id AHHHHHHH#yes im aware of the calendar and the moon piss off i know#nia post
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Gabriel: I've come to make an announcement: Jesus' a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking world. That's right. He took his fuckin' quilly religion out. Dave: Thatcher? Gabriel: and he pissed on my FUCKING world, and he said his humans was t h i s b i g and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com! Jesus, you got a small reglion. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
Gabriel: And guess what? Here's what my world looks like. [explosion sounds of religion dying] Gabriel: That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! Gabriel: He fucked my world, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the religion! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER M.A.D!! Gabriel: Except I'm not gonna destroy on the religion. I'm gonna go higher. I'm give M.A.D on the HUUUMANS!!! [M.A.D boom] Gabriel: How do you like that, GOD? I GIVE M.A.D ON THE HUAMNS, YOU IDIOT!
Gabriel: You have twenty-three hours before the Alternates d r o p l e t s hit the fucking religion, now get out of my fucking sight before I give M.A.D on you too!
#shitpost#tmc shitpost#source: youtube#'pissed on the moon' meme from snapcube#why did I make this time for this? idk
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Hi, im sorry if this violates no nsfw but i thought i might try coz its been an old meme; delete if you dont want to ans it, no pressure!
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
tbh i'm not going to be super strict about the no nsfw thing, but i also don't entirely trust the internet and wanted to make sure no one would submit anything truly vile. this is more comedic than anything else though, so you're all good!
letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:
IvecmetmakeanannncementShadwtheHedgehgsaitchassmtherfckerHepissednmyfckingwifeThatsrightHetkhishedgehgfckinqillydicktandhepissednmyFCKINGwifeandhesaidhisdickwasTHISIGandIsaidthatsdisgstingSImmakingacalltpstnmyTwittercmShadwtheHedgehgygtasmalldickItsthesiefthiswalnteceptWAYsmallerAndgesswhatHereswhatmydnglkslikeThatsrightayTallpintsnqillsnpillwslkatthatitlksliketwallsandangHefckedmywifesgesswhatImgnnafcktheearthThatsrightthisiswhatygetMySPERLASERPISSEceptImntgnnapissntheearthImgnnaghigherImpissingntheMNHwdylikethatAMAIPISSEDNTHEMNYIDITYhavetwentythreehrsefrethepissDRPLETShitthefckingearthnwgettfmyfckingsightefreIpissnyt
protein guy analysis:
if you've been here long enough or have a general idea of what proteins are supposed to look like, i'm sure you could write this analysis from looking at the picture for about two seconds. all i have to say is this: why is it so spread out??? the answer, of course, is that all of the many polar and charged residues are way too hydrophilic to make anything real, and instead are just flopping around uselessly with all the water. proteins were never meant to have this much entropy, and this chaos is downright infuriating
predicted protein structure:
#science#biochemistry#biology#chemistry#stem#proteins#protein structure#science side of tumblr#protein asks#protein memes#shadow the hedgehog
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Batboys watching anime with reader
You know my ass went FULL ON LOCK MODE with Tim. I went crazy- 💀
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Batbros watching anime with you
Dick Grayson
He’s watched a few 90s anime before, more the basic ones like One Piece and Pokémon, and he probably still watches them to this day. Boy has old CDs he has and you should probably try finding a Blue Ray (or use his if he can have Tim help fix it because it’s good as dead 💀) because he’s popping in every CD of old anime’s he have lying about.
“Wow, I didn’t know I had cowboy bebop! Or Slam Dunk!” He got a few rare gems, which makes it all the more fun to sit down on the couch under a blanket as you huddle and watch the nostalgic 90s anime shows together while eating popcorn.
He doesn’t mind watching new, modern day animes, just be prepared for when you two watch sad anime shows because he will sob like it’s the end of the world.
“NO, WHY WOULD KAORI DIE LIKE THIS?? AND SHE LOVES ARIMA- OH MY GOD IM SO—”sobs even more. He gets emotional while watching them because it’s so sad that it’s sO GOOD-
Loves dancing to those danceable anime music with you. He goes ALL. OUT. He even sings all of it in Japanese like wow-
I would love to hear him sing Cruel Angel’s Thesis in his Discowing suit and with goth makeup on it because it “sets the mood”, PLEASE-
Overall, great time watching with Dick. <3
Jason Todd
You expect someone like him to like Chainsaw Man, Trigun or something like those grunge-y, guns and knives animes, right? I mean, he does, but only with you and ONLY with you will he let his inner Magical Girl enthusiast ass shine. Because he LOVES Magical Girl animes. That’s probably the reason and one point of time why he wore red ribbons around his arms, he wanted that Sailor Moon experience and Tim might’ve just teased him about that era without knowing his love for Magical Girl animes and Jason might’ve flipped and freaked the fuck out and started chasing him down the manor.
Jason watches Sailor Moon, Madoka when he feels edgier than usual, Cardcaptor Sakura, every Precure series, Tokyo Mew Mew, man has all these shows somehow. He swears they weren’t through illegal means and he just worked very hard to gather all of them. He also might be a shoujo anime fan because if he loves Jane Austen books, you bet his ass would be reading Fruits Basket, Maid Sama or something because of course he would.
Also a Studio Ghibli fan, although watching the Tale of Princess Kaguya might make him feel too much, especially getting pissed off with the dad who forces his daughter into a wealthy life without her input and- yeah, you gotta calm him down as he cries bitterly and sourly with a pout on his face.
The two of you can go on and on about debating about unclear endings of animes all day long. You know the “AND SHE WAS A PRINCESS” video? That’s Jason.
Great man to watch anime with, and he’ll gladly be your Tuxedo Mask to your Sailor Moon (and not the “But you did nothing meme- or the other way around- he don’t mind being the Usagi-). <3
Tim Drake
I’m very convinced this man got into his whole detective shit because he watched Detective Conan and honestly I can’t blame him. Tim has probably the largest vessel of anime knowledge out of all of them. He doesn’t really have a specific genre he likes but he’s pretty fond of old 90s and 80s animes. He can explain the whole lore of One Piece, Fairytale, Pokémon like Jesus Tim, calm down- 💀
I can see him watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain or Key the Metal Doll because he likes that little bit of horror nature and mystery and thriller in his animes although he really doesn’t mind watching Haikyuu all over again if you want to.
Might introduce you to underrated and/or old animes like Revolutionary Girl Utena, Nadia the Secrets of Blue Water, every Studio Ghibli movie, those kinds of animes that give off the really pretty and aesthetic old anime animations that is just so pretty to watch and with really good storylines that both of you can cuddle on a couch together and watch. I bet he even watches anime with you even before you two got together, so you guys pretty much have “watching anime together” as part of the foundation of your relationship. Owns so much manga that you can’t even count, too.
Just… don’t make him watch those really slow burn, comedy love animes, specifically Love War. Not that he don’t like romance animes, he watches Ouran High School Host Club and Your Name, trust me, but Love War? He is going absolutely insane because of it.
“OH MY GOD- PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY. ME AND S/O ARE ALREADY TOGETHER FIVE MONTHS AGO ANF YOU TWO ARE STILL TOO PROUD TO ADMIT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER WHILE BLUSHING- JUST KISS ALREADY-” <3
Damian Wayne
Damian likes anime. Would 100% go to an anime convention with you as a date if you’re up for it. He doesn’t mind (surprisingly- just for you only-).
He doesn’t necessarily like showmen animes although he has enjoyed a few, but he really loves slice of life, I feel. It just feels like he wants to put himself in a normal life and with a tad bit of drama in it like what the characters go through. The touching ones like Hyouka or Natsume’s Book of Friends.
Also animal related anime maybe except Beastars because he didn’t understand shit-?? He calls that peak anime. Aggretsuko, Chi’s Sweet Home and My Roommate is a Cat?? Damian loves this shit, he watches it intently with his arm around you. Even if he doesn’t smile, you know he loves it by the way his eyes sparkle.
Just don’t tell his brothers. He will seriously feel betrayed if you do so because he only watches these kinds of shows with you: the cute animal ones that are actually wholesome and/or funny.
The whole family is into Studio Ghibli, and he is no exception. He feels like it’s the best kinds of anime to watch with you when you guys just want to turn in for the day and huddle up on the couch. It’s one of the rare times he relaxes and softens and he’s glad to have quality time with you. <3
Duke Thomas
He likes anime! Studio Ghibli is definitely a favourite of his and he would gladly watch it together with you! He also love a fair bit of Shounen animes, the more popular ones like Jujutsu Kaisen, One Piece, Haikyuu, or Spy x Family. He likes them a lot!
A big fan of romance animes too: Ouran High School Host Club and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (if you two are in the mood to huddle on the couch together and cry).
Duke doesn’t mind any kind of anime so long as it doesn’t have too much horror or gore like… Higurashi. He gets chills when that anime is mentioned. D-Don’t watch it for your own sake if you don’t know. And if you do, avoid it with him at all cost because he will.
Duke also like singing some good anime songs with you and you guys can go crazy and dance around, just not as dramatic as Dick.
He would be super excited to spend a date with you watching shounen anime movies like from Jujutsu Kaisen and he would be so hype to spend time with you being a fanboy while also sharing that romantic air for the shared love of anime between you two and the love that you two share, although that love is far stronger. <3
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Sweatpants Season
summary: Steven‘s been thirst trapping you. It wasn’t intentional.
pairings: Steven Grant x GN!Reader, implied Marc Spector x GN!Reader, implied Jake Lockley x GN!Reader
rating: T, maybe. Not smut itself but, like, gateway sexiness? I’d read it at work but I’m my own boss, so. Maybe don’t do that.
warnings: domestic fluff, established relationship, discussion of sexual attractiveness.
word count: just under 1K
author’s note: Written for the Moon Knight Spring Bingo @moonknight-events — this is entry #3 for the Sweater Weather square! (Thanks to the mods @juneknight and @spacecowboyhotch for kindly allowing me to stretch this prompt to sweatpants.)
dividers by @firefly-graphics
“A little healthy objectification is good for a relationship,” Steven pronounces, waving toward you from his side of the sofa. Wine makes him philosophical, and you’re both a few glasses into the evening by now. “Your partner ought to know how attractive you find them.”
You narrow your eyes at him. “You’re only saying that because I caught you perving on me when I took my sweater off and my undershirt got stuck with it.”
“I don’t deny it,” he says with the cheekiest grin. “But you’re even worse, love. I saw the look you gave me the other night when I put my reading glasses on, and there was nothing family-friendly about it.”
“Can’t help it,” you mutter. “It’s unfair how hot you are in those.”
“I think you might be a bit biased there.” He laughs. “I don’t exactly wear them just to turn you on.”
“Sometimes, I think you do.” You stretch your legs out, swinging them over his lap and getting comfortable. “You’re a menace, ever since I told you I liked them. And these pants, my God — you really are just trying to drive me insane, aren’t you?”
“Sorry?” Steven’s brow furrows and he tilts his head at you.
“Really?” You gesture at his legs where they rest under yours, smirking. “You really have no idea what I’m talking about?”
He shakes his head, bewildered. “I really don’t.”
“Steven, you’re walking around here in the functional equivalent of lingerie. Grey sweatpants are hot.”
“Are you having me on?” His face has gone from confused to suspicious; in fairness, if you had been, it wouldn’t have been the first time. Steven is gullible in that way peculiar to the brilliant; anything can seem perfectly plausible, when your mind is already filled with an abundance of equally unlikely facts.
“I am not. This is a legitimate thing!” You’re trying not to laugh. You really are — you don’t want to make the poor man feel bad about himself, but it’s impossible not to let a few giggles slip out. “I bet you Marc or Jake knows about it.”
Steven frowns. “Shut it, you lot,” he says to the reflection in the TV, his face a dull red. “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Absolutely no one thinks sweatpants are sexy.”
“Grey sweatpants,” you add helpfully. “The other ones aren’t nearly as good.”
Steven looks at you: your dancing eyes and your lips pressed together to contain your laughter and your shaking shoulders. “All three of you are taking the piss,” he grumbles. “What’ve I done to deserve this? Nothing, is what.”
You fish your phone out of your pocket and hand it to Steven, leaning close. “Google it. Grey sweatpants meme. I swear we’re not making this up.”
“Grey… sweatpants… meme,” he mutters under his breath as he pokes at the screen, and you crane your neck to see what he’s finding.
You watch a parade of emotions cross his face while he scrolls. “Ooh, click on that one!” you chirp, pointing at the link entitled Grey Sweat Pant Memes for Ladies who Buy Their Man Loungewear Every Fall.
He does, and his eyebrows are doing extremely athletic things as he’s confronted with the indisputable truth; you aren’t, in fact, making this up. He’s talking to himself, but you can’t hear most of it, and not for the first time you wish you could hear Marc and Jake’s side of the conversation too. “What is this world,” he laments clearly, once, and you’re gone.
“Oh God — I’m so sorry — it’s just — “ you wheeze, leaning against him. “How did you not know — the year of Our Lord 2023 and I know you can use the Internet — “
“All this time, I’ve been making you all hot and bothered and I didn’t know a thing about it.” He chuckles and shakes his head ruefully; the man is clearly having a minor existential crisis. “I really didn’t, yeah? I just thought… I need a pair, they’re on sale… I nearly got the blue pair, they were the same price — it’s just what I had my hand on…” His voice trails off but you can feel him twitch occasionally, aftershocks of his own laughter. “They were really soft!” he adds, and his tone is so piteous that the laughter explodes out of you again.
“Steven. My love.” You wipe your streaming eyes and grin at him. “You don’t have to justify the sweatpants.”
He wraps an arm around you and squeezes, resting his hot cheek against your head. “Every time I wear them now you’re going to look at me like that, and I’m going to know what you’re thinking, and…”
“Exactly the same things I was looking and thinking before,” you finish, still giggling. “The only difference is, now you know about it.”
Steven shakes his head. “A few things are beginning to make more sense now,” he admits, still flustered, and he starts to chuckle again. “I’ve caught you looking, a few times, but I had no idea what you were up to… suppose I should be grateful you find me so irresistible.”
“I really do,” you sigh, and lean in to kiss him. “Enough that I’m willing to overlook your abysmal knowledge of pop culture.”
“I don’t tease you when you get your pharaohs mixed up, do I?” he protests, wounded. “We’ve all got our things.”
“More of them in heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy,” you quote. “And if they’d had sweatpants back then, Shakespeare would have made dick jokes about them. I guarantee you.”
“You’re probably right,” he sighs. “Well, I won’t be quite so quick to doubt you, next time. You could tell me you like it when I forget to shave for a few days and I’ll just say ‘of course, darling.’”
You don’t say anything. The look on your face does it for you.
“Oh, come on. Really?”
Dedicated to my husband, with whom I had a very similar conversation recently. Poor man.
In case you’re wondering, this is the meme that made him say “what is this world?!”
#moonknightevents#moon knight fanfiction#steven grant#steven grant x reader#grey sweatpants#looking disrespectfully#moon knight spring bingo
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