#piss on the moon meme

[brainmoss]

Horde Prime has come to make an announcement

Don't remember if i uploaded this here or not because the tag/search is not working properly as always but im trying to clear my pc storage and youtube keeps being a little bitch so here you go

[endomentendo]

@etanow lots of love my fren!

[dzmaylon]

i hope it was worth scrolling

[digital-fand0m]

WE GOT EGGMAN PISSING ON THE MOON BEFORE GTA 6

[oingourboingo]

Guess who JUST watched sonic 3

[kates-dump]

watched the third sonic movie with my mom and

omg I was NOT expecting to get so emotional considering I've seen Sonic Adventure 2 :(

why would they do me like that. they made Maria's death so much sadder

anyway we both really liked it!! can't wait for the fourth one if they make it?!! I hope Amy will be cool and there's lots of Metal scenes :3

also this movie made me understand why people like Shadow so much. he's the baddest of asses

[haunted-closet-art]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PRESIDENT MAN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT stimboard

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🌕 / 📢 / 🌕

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[dragoningachahell]

I REGRET NOTHING.

Original source of the moon

[starfilled-galaxy]

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

(guess who this is :> )

........ @npd-akechi ?

[hoperays-song]

[parasite-of-sentience]

The controversy over Limbus Company is exactly what I mean when westerners can't just assume that the political landscape something came out of is remotely as safe and open as say America's just because it's queer coded.

That is an awful decision to make over accusations that your artist might be a feminist.

[constant-diablerie]

Kaz Brekker is not a round earther. Kaz Brekker is also not a flat earther. to Jesper’s horror, Kaz couldn’t care less and every time Jesper asks, he snaps back more and more convoluted shapes just to shut him up.

[ahogedetective]

[ KNEES ]:  sender  lowers  themselves  to  their  knees.

{ Less Cringy NSFW Prompts }

While Shuichi usually keeps a calm and composed composure when dealing with clients... there were some that irritated even him to no end, such as the very rude and difficult one he had to deal with earlier during the day. A very hard-headed older woman, who demanded that Shuichi find her missing dog, and not understanding that he can't just magically find a dog in a flash of a second. But thankfully, it hadn't taken too much effort with the hints he could grab out of her, and was able to find her dog in a couple of hours. ...And even then, the woman bashing him for not finding her puppy faster like a "supposedly good detective" should do.

So in short, it left him in a pretty bad mood, even once was home hours later. Spending time with Iako, though, did help him feel a little better, though... "...I'm sorry if I seem pretty agitated tonight, Iako. Just... that woman I deal with earlier today, pissed me off so much, you wouldn't believe it. But I don't feel as mad, now, since you're he...."

He trails off when he sees her get onto her knees. "...Ah? Ia..ko?" Getting down on her knees, right before him... oblivious as he can be, even he had a pretty good idea of what she was trying to hint at at: especially if she might've outright hinted, herself, what she's trying to do.

"-!!" Eyes widening, his face quickly starts turning red as he stammers out: "O-Oh...!!! A..Are you...? Y...You don't have to! I-I mean, are you sure....?"

Not that he was opposed to this at all, if she wanted to help him release some more of that pent up frustration. Which admittedly... did tend to make him feel a different kind of 'pent up', too. Letting out a shaky breath, a hand goes into her hair, and gently combs through it. "....You spoil me.... but...if you really don't mind it. Then... I'd really love it, if Iako... helps me calm down a bit. I know I can always count on you to make me feel better...."

[duckapus]

Monitor's Duty

For the past few weeks, Hal has been investigating the Haltmann Works Company in his downtime due to their involvement in the release of the Goomba Who Sold the World, though he's had to be rather sneaky about it. Partly because, as the whole thing was technically above board, there's no legal precedent to investigate, partly because going up against a company as powerful as Haltmann is a dangerous prospect, but mostly because the Chief's been keeping him on a short leash following his involvement in the Estrella case.

The leads he's following in this episode eventually lead him to a file of video logs labeled "Project HMG," which show Susie preparing to research the God Box fragments she received from TV Adware, and then her slow descent into madness as she realizes what she's been given, starts coming up with "her" plan to usurp the SM64 universe's Meme Cycle (which will prove she's a better mad scientist than E. Gadd...somehow (again, she's not in her right mind at all here)), recruits A.S.Swipe, the tax evasion Yoshis and the Goomba (also she notes that beyond his usefulness as a source of information she's also given him a job as the head of Accounting. Haltmann does not waste resources, no matter how traditional a "you have outlived your usefulness" betrayal is for evil mad scientists), and makes headway on perfecting the cloning tech and figuring out how to generate Meme Energy. She notes that the Noids are an important step in both directions, and that an "Experient DST-19" has shown a surprising amount of promise for the former, given the condition the donor was in.

Unfortunately, Hal never gets the chance to tell anyone about this, because he ends up getting captured by Susie personally. And she could just get rid of him, but again, Haltmann doesn't waste resources, so she decides to reprogram and...upgrade him instead.

I mean, come on, he's a robot named HAL! He's practically asking for it!

[writingtraumaforever]

Courtship Series Headcanon:

Shadow believes everything Sonic tells him with zero doubts.

Which isn’t great considering how overdramatic Sonic can be sometimes.

Like Shadow texted a picture of a cat he’s fostering chasing the mouse on his computer screen while he’s working, and Sonic texted back ‘Dead.’ to which Shadow immediately called him panicking like— “OHEMGEEAREYOUOKAY???”

Sonic pinned Urban Dictionary to his desktop after that, which resulted in thorough research that now has Shadow talking like a meme.

“Shadow, I think I broke my ankle.”

“Aw. That’s so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.”

“Sonic, may I rizz you up?”

“Shadow, there’s an emergency and we need to go!”

“Don’t worry, my bruh. I’ll get you back to Ohio with a 1, 2, buckle my shoe skibidi style.”

“…What?”

This also means that when Sonic told Shadow Google knows everything, Shadow legitimately believed him.

His Google search history is as follows:

‘how to impress the sister of the child that died for you’

‘can I fix the moon after splitting it in half?’

‘why do people keep saying the moon was pissed on?’

‘does me having alien DNA make the demon alien my father or my equal?’

‘how do I tell my boyfriend that he does not in fact gotta go fast?’