#ALL POINTS NO QUILLS LOOK AT THAT
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MAKING A CALLOUT POSTON MY TWITTER.COM SHADOW THE HEGDEHOG YOU GIT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT WAYYYY SMALLER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
This just in shadow teh hedgehog’s a BITCHASS motherfucker
#ALL POINTS NO QUILLS LOOK AT THAT#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#MY SUPER LASER PISS#EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM OISSI G ON THE MOONNNN 🃏🃏🃏😈😈😈#HOW YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT 🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏
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With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...
#ive come to make an announcement#shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right#he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out#and he pissed on my fucking wife#and then he said his dick was “this big” and I said “that's disgusting”#so im making a callout post on twitter.com#shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick#its the size of this walnut except way smaller#and guess what?#heres what my dong looks like#thats right baby#all points no quills no pillows#look at that#it looks like two balls and a bong#shadow fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth#here's what you get#my super laser piss#except that im not gonna piss on the earth#im gonna go higher#im pissing on the MOON#how you like that obama??#I pissed on the moon you idiot#you have 23h until the piss droplets hit the earth#now get out of my fucking sight before i fucking piss on you too#sonic 2#funny#random#dr robotnik
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listening to rqg 159 and alex describes how zolf would recognize wilde’s “eeerrghhhhh it has to do with touchy-feely emotions” face. yeh
#by god i will draw wilde looking like real oscar wilde.#rqg#bluebird.txt#look at my little doodle boy 🫵🏼#i just like to draw wilde like real wilde cuz 1) REFERENCE PICTURES THANK FUCK#2) see 1 (i need to get better at drawing people consistently and it helps)#but 3) is the real reason and it’s that. fandom wilde does not look like oscar wilde almost at all#and that bothers me kinda#i mean let’s be honest alex probably could’ve made all these historical figures original npcs and the result would’ve been the same#but he didn’t! and everyone draws wilde really skinny and when you see pictures of real wilde it’s either that he was wearing a shit ton of#layers (which he probably was anyway yay 1800s)#but genuinely apart from that he does not look that skinny guys……#i don’t actually have beef with anyone in particular about this and the fandom art is actually most of it is beautiful and awesome regardle#but it just bothers me#ANYWAAAYYYYSSSS ✨✨ if you got this far in my tags have a gold star sticker#i’m gonna go sing now#bluebird’s art#rusty quill gaming#rqg wilde#i need to finish my drawing of cel and zolf at some point but damn drawing cel is kicking my ass so i’ll come back to it#I WILL FINISH IT THOUGH THE IDEA FOR THIS DRAWING HAS BEEN 2+ YEARS IN THE MAKING
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER#THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#THAT'S RIGHT#THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT#AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT#I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS#EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH#I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
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#ive come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehogs a bitchass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife thats right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was THIS BIIG and i said thats disgusting#so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog; you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller#and gues what? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAY IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISSSSS#EXCEPT IM NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM PISSING ON THE MOOOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
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Rate my blog themee
10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly
#/silly#can i put the entire monologue in here. i'm gonna put the entire monologue in here#i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right. he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said it was “this big” and i said that's disgusting#so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: shadow the hedgehog you've got a small dick#it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller#and guess what? here's what my dong looks like#*pppllloooouuuuughhhhhhhh*#that's right baby#all points#no quills#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bong#he fucked my wife so guess what? i'm gonna fuck the earth#that's right this is what you get. my super laser piss!!!#but i'm not gonna piss on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. i'm pissing on the moon!!!!#how do you like that obama?? i pissed on the moon you idiot!!!!!#you have 23 hours before the piss drrrroplets hit the fucking earth#now get out of my sight before i piss on you too#ethan's asks!!
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Howard Carter bonding with Barnes but not as much with Zolf and Wilde because "he is not Sasha" and it shouldn't matter but it does (and they are at first mean about it as well) is a headcannon that can be so special.
#rqg#rusty quill gaming#howard carter#carter tried once it not go well#carter remembering Oscar flirted with him and doing it for atraction yes but also just for a sense of normalcy#except Wilde just looks at him and sees 'not sasha (but not not!sasha that's an important distintion)'#sees the woman that could've been his friend the woman he sent to die#and he just feels guilty and remorse and anger#and carter who is used to being treated badly to feeling inadequate has no idea why half of his teamates don't like him#why the guy that called him into the team doesn't like him#but it has to be on him right? everyone else doesn't like him either#it also makes barnes who knew sasha but not in such complex levels being carter best friend even more important#and i like to think before the hamid and azu came back it they sort off solved it though they never talked about it#also points for Hamid feeling the same and pointedly ignoring him at first#and for azu to not#yes she put her feet in his mouth to shut him up but it was not because he wasn't sasha#they had a bad first meeting before is all#and azu is open to try again
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How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference
JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩
#ive memorized his announcement#ive come to make an announcement ahowdoe the hedgehogs a bitch ass mother fucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his hedg#ehot fukin quilly dick out and be pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was this big and i saod that's disgusting so in making a c#allout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it's the size of this wall nut except way smaller and guess wha#t here's what mt dong looks like pfffpft that's right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong#he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth that's right you get my super lazer piss except im not gonna piss on the earth im gonna go hig#her im pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrropppletsss hit t#he fucking earth now get out of my sight before i piss on you too
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Fun Microwave Fact:
I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.
#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right#he took his#hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was “THIS BIG#I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog#you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY small#er#And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.That's right#baby. All points#no quills#no pillows look at that#it looks like two balls#and a bong. He fucked my wife#so guess what#I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right#this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm#not gonna piss on the Earth#I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that#Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON#YOU IDIOT!#You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth#now get outta my fucking sight#before I piss on you too
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
#ive come to make an announcement#shadow the hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right#he pulled his hedgehog quilly lil dick out#and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was THIS BIG#and i said THATS DISGUSTING#so im making a callout post on my Twitter.com#SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG#YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#and this is what my dong looks like#💥💥💥💥💥#thats right baby#all points#no quills#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bonG#he fucked my wife so guess what IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#that's right that's what you get#my SUPER LASER PISS‼️‼️‼️#except im not gonna piss on the earth#im gonna go higher#IM PISSING ON THE MOON‼️‼️‼️‼️#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA⁉️#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT‼️‼️‼️‼️#you have 23 hours before the Piss DrOPLetSsss hit the fUCKING EARTH#now GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHt before i Piss on you toO .#keeping this. for later
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man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background
#ipad baby#sonic the hedgehog#snapcube#sonic fandub#ive come to make an announcement#shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass Motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#that’s right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out#And he pissed on my fucking wife#And he said his dick was#“This big”#So I’m making a callout post on my twitter.con#Shadow the hedgehog#you got a small dick#It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller#And guess what here’s what my font looks like#EXPLOSION#that’s right baby#All points#No quills#No pillows#Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong#He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna fuck the earth#That’s right this is what you get#MY SUPER LASER PISS#except I’m not gonna piss on the earth#I’m gonna go higher#IM PISSING ON THE MOON#how do you like that Obama?#I pissed in the moon you idiot
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ACTIVITY PENIS
#rain's sillys#SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER... WELL HERE'S MY DICK *BOOM* ALL POINT NO QUILLS. IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG
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Villain!Ghost x Pregnant!Wife!Reader
Synopsis: Your husband wants your company..
A/n: GUYS OMG, I know it's been 1 month and a little more since my last official work. I've been procrastinating on this for so long since I only have less than a week till school again.. Also everyone I love on this app is just disappearing, like @ghost-cyphera just deleted her account 4 days ago and I got the notif but didn't see it in time, I didn't even get to say goodbye. Just wanted to apologize to you guys after being gone for so long as well. Also, another villain!Ghost drabble? 👀
Finding it difficult to walk was one of the least things you've suspected you'd be concerned of upon conceiving, always needing your handmaiden's help in such a mundane task was shameful to say the least but your husband insisted.
If it hadn't been the hand maiden then it would've been him instead, you couldn't keep him from his duties from the kingdom as he carried even yours. Wanting you to turn your attention to the health of the babe growing in you and especially yourself..
"My lady.." you were pulled out of your thoughts by the voice of your handmaiden. You took in a breath from the cool air that blew on your face as you stood by the stone railing..
"Yes, Leticia?" You turned to her..
"The prince consort has requested your company.." Leticia announced, you nod as you removed your hand from the cold stone. You glanced once more to the people of your kingdom, going about their day and life before gently lifting yourself off from leaning on the stone.
Leticia offered you her arm to help you walk more efficiently..
...
"You sent for me..?" You asked your husband, he was sat and signing another set of documents and scrolls. You closed the door, palms gently pushing till you heard it click.
"No, I told them to announce my arrival to you. How dare they exert my wife by giving her false instructions.." he huffed to which you laughed. He wouldn't do anything violent about it, as he so usually does with staff that don't comply but he knew it'd upset you if anything gory were to happen to them.
"I am quite alright, I need to move around too. It's proven to be good for our child." You said, sitting next to the graciously comfortable chair next to his working desk that he had someone make for you.
You felt relief from the pressure previously on your back, hand on the bump of your stomach and with that a sigh came from your lips. Peacefully watching your husband, the sound of the satisfying scratching of the quill on the crisp papers.
You felt his hand grasp yours, he pulled it, lips resting on the back. His affection made your heart beat faster and he felt it, the pad of his index finger on your wrist. The thumping made him chuckle as you smiled and leaned your head on his shoulder.
"You should rest for a while, my love. You'd work yourself to sickness at this point." You kiss his cheek softly. He put his quill down, "If that's my wife wants.." he said.
He wrapped his arm around you, the other hand placed on your baby bump. His thumb gently rubbing, you jolted a bit feeling a strong kick..
It made you groan, how restless the rascal is. Your husband adjusted his hand to feel the next kick.. he'd swear it was a girl, not that he'd care for that sort of thing. He'd kill for them either way, especially for you. He could stare at you all day, swollen with his child.
How glowing you looked wrapped in the finest silk and the gold and jewels in your hair and body clicking upon contact with another piece, he wished he could tell you how utterly speechless you'd leave each man by just walking passed them but to him no word is enough to describe you.
At least he could spend these small intimate moments with just you and you alone, free of the world for even just a few minutes as he needed a break from the work he very much was eager to do to be able to receive praise from his wife..
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This is a great gift for anyone who thinks way too much about how the Lockwood and Co. kids will age into adults, thankyou!
[id: two images of portraits and full body sketches of Lockwood and Co book trio with their mid-teens and early twenties designs next to each other. older Lucy has shoulder length hair, in full body sketch she's wearing a wide-neck sweater with t-shirt underneath, skirt, leggings and boots. older George has shorter hair and a short beard, he's wearing the same round glasses; he's wearing a t-shirt that says "what's more punk than the public library", cargo jeans and sneakers. older Lockwood has sharper features and slightly longer less kept wavy hair. he's dressed casually in jumper, trousers and shoes./end id]
older l&co sketches + george is wearing this shirt
[id from alt text:
same older lockwood portrait but he's wearing glasses. next to him is a comic: Holly, looking delighted, asks "how was the case?" to which equally battered Lucy and George respond "i think Lockwood is losing his Sight", "i think he just needs prescription glasses". in the back on the floor Lockwood is laying face down.
two drawings side by side of Lucy with skull in the jar, top text reads, "bffs across the years". on the left Lucy leans on it and smiles, their ages written near them as 15 and 150. on the right Lucy puts bunny ears at the jar, cobweb around it and a vase with yarrows. there's a plate that reads"RIP", Lucy and skull's age being 25 and 160./end id]
#anthony lockwood#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#george cubbins#lucy carlyle#jonathan stroud#i actually think about this a lot#bc like Holly and Quill will probably not change much from where they are#i like the idea that as Lockwood ages he'll actually dress down a bit?#not like a lot but it won't be suits all the time#also glasses Lockwood! i love that headcanon!#whether Lockwood keeps his Signt is really up for scholarly debate but personally i think yes he'll keep some of it into adulthood#because Ruper Gale did and Rupert Gale is basically Nega-Lockwood#like what Lockwood could have been if he never made an agency and met the trio but just became a bitter soldier of fortune#my headcanon was that Lockwood learns to dress down a bit and Lucy learns to dress up with Holly's influence maybe#not my much but just a bit more put together and professional#i still am split on whether i imagine her with an even shorter pixie cut or if she drows her hair out more#i like the symbology of longer hair since she always cut her hair in a bob for practical agent reasons#i like how it looks here just shoulder length like some day she just realized she didn't need to cut it for a while#a moving little sign of how life improved that the problem really is solved and there are less deadly cases#it's nice and it matches how Lockwood is a bit more relaxed and casual#they can be a little messy and casual in their 20s when they had no chance to be regular teens#George ... would not change#but also just grow into the too big clothes he already always had and grow a beard and not even notice#and so almost against his will he will look better and more put together but will completely resent anyone trying to point that out#he will refuse to change the style of his glasses and roll is eyes at Lockwood agonizing over what style to pick#holly sees a bunch of brochures for designer frames one day on the table and gets exited like “oh George are you thinking...”#and george is like “no! 😡 this is just Lockwood being a prat and having a midlife crisis at 25! there's nothing wrong with my glasses!”#from like a pot of stew he's making#anyway can you believe i have a job and family with how much thought i gave this lol
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The day begins like any other.
You wake up to the soft sound of the morning breeze rustling the curtains, sunlight spilling into the room in gentle golden streams. John is already gone, leaving only the faintest trace of warmth in the bed beside you. It’s no surprise- he’s a man of duty, all of them are, always rising early to tend to matters of the estate. But as you stretch and let out a soft sigh, you have no idea the storm you’re about to stir in his household.
You dress yourself today, in one of the lighter gowns Kyle had set out for you the night before. It’s soft and flowing, another gift from Simon, a delicate ivory fabric that catches the light and makes you glow as if spun from sunlight itself. You think nothing of it- it’s a comfortable gown, one that’s perfect for the warm weather of today. You fix your hair, a few strands left free to frame your face. It’s a simple look, practical even.
But it is enough to absolutely ruin them.
John is the first to catch sight of you.
You find him in his study, poring over letters and documents, glasses perched low on his nose. The moment he looks up, his quill halts mid-stroke, ink dripping onto the parchment below.
You don’t notice the way his breath hitches. You don’t see the way his eyes darken as they sweep over you, lingering far longer than they should on the soft curve of your throat, the swell of your breasts just barely visible through the gauzy material of your dress, the delicate shape of your collarbone begging to be kissed.
“… My Duchess,” he greets, voice low and strained.
You smile, unaware of how the simple gesture strikes him like a bolt of lightning straight through his chest. “Good morning, John. I didn’t mean to disturb you- I was just going to the gardens.”
His jaw tightens. God, you’re beautiful. Ethereal. Untouchable, almost, and yet here you are- his wife. His to hold, his to cherish, his to adore. The mere thought of it makes his heart pound painfully in his chest.
You’re so sweetly oblivious, so utterly trusting. You lean over his desk, pointing at one of the letters as you ask about estate matters, and all he can focus on is the faint scent of roses lingering on your skin and the warmth of your breath against his cheek. He aches to pull you into his lap, to ruin that pretty dress and leave you breathless and marked, but-
“My Duchess,” he rasps again, standing abruptly. You blink up at him, startled. “Don’t linger in the sun too long. I shall see you later.” It’s the only warning he can give himself before he brushes past you and leaves the room, his restraint hanging by a thread.
Kyle finds you next, standing in the rose garden with a soft smile as you hum to yourself. You’re radiant, the sunlight catching in your hair and making you glow like some goddess of nature.
He was supposed to be bringing you tea. Instead, he stands there frozen, tray in hand, just watching.
You turn and catch sight of him, greeting him with that bright, lovely smile that never fails to make his heart lurch. “Kyle!”
He clears his throat quickly, straightening his shoulders and bringing the tray over, though he’s painfully aware of the warmth creeping up his neck.
“My lady,” he murmurs, setting the tea down on the garden table and pouring for you. His hands are steady, but his mind isn’t.
He barely hears you as you speak about the roses, about the arrangements for the next gathering. His thoughts are clouded by the way you keep brushing your hair behind your ear, the gentle tilt of your head as you sip your tea, the way your lips press together so sweetly.
You lean forward suddenly, reaching to brush a leaf off his shoulder, and Kyle stiffens. You don’t notice.
“You’re always taking such good care of me, Kyle,” you say softly, smiling up at him. “Thank you.”
He doesn’t trust himself to speak. He only nods stiffly, stepping back quickly before he does something utterly improper.
Johnny is the worst of them.
You come into the kitchen around noon, asking him for a small snack to hold you over until dinner since you had a small lunch. He’s elbow-deep in flour and dough, sleeves rolled up and shirt slightly damp with sweat, but the second he sees you standing in the doorway, his brain completely short-circuits.
“Johnny?” you call again softly, stepping in.
He drops the spoon that’d been near, cursing as he scrambles to pick it up and then cursing again because his hands are now dirty. Yet- his eyes keep flicking up to you- how you look so soft and delicate in the kitchen’s golden light, how the dress hugs your figure and makes it so damn hard for him to focus.
You laugh at the sight of him like this, and the sound is like honey poured straight into his veins.
“Sorry, m’lady.” he says, voice rough, but you’re already stepping closer.
“It’s alright.” You reach past him to grab a plate, and he just about groans aloud at the way you brush against him, soft and warm and plush and utterly unaware of the effect you have on him.
“Johnny?” You look up at him, eyes so wide and trusting.
“Yeah?” He barely recognizes his own voice.
“You’re staring.”
He chokes, turning back to wash his hands as quickly as possible. “Sorry, m’lady. I’ll- uh- I’ll make something quick for you, promise.”
You only smile, sitting down at the counter and watching him work. He feels your gaze like a brand, burning into his skin, and he has never been so grateful for the long apron covering the very obvious evidence of his distraction.
And then there’s Simon.
You don’t even realize he’s there, watching you from the shadowed corner of the room as you flip through the books in the library. You hum softly to yourself, trailing your fingers over the spines, your dress shifting with every movement.
Simon feels like a beast barely kept on a leash. He’s gripping the edge of the shelf so tightly his knuckles have gone white, jaw clenched so hard it aches.
He wants you. Needs you.
You tilt your head to read a title, exposing the curve of your neck, and his breath catches. He imagines what it would feel like to press his lips there, to hear you gasp as he holds you close-
And then you turn and spot him.
“Simon!” You smile, moving toward him without hesitation, and he’s utterly undone.
“Hello, darling.” he murmurs, low and strained. Knows that he if lifts his hand to cup your cheek, his fingers would be trembling.
“I was just looking for something to read.” You say, so casually, so obliviously, as if you aren’t standing there looking like every single one of his fantasies come to life.
Simon only nods, forcing himself to step back before he does something he can’t take back.
By the time evening falls, the tension in the house is unbearable.
John’s jaw ticks as he watches you lean over the table, in a private dining room just for them, laughing at something Johnny said. Kyle’s eyes darken when he sees how your fingers brush against Simon’s as you pass him a dish. Johnny keeps flexing his hands as if he’s trying to resist the urge to grab you and pull you into his lap.
They’re all desperate, wound tight, and utterly at their limit.
And you- blissfully unaware- just keep smiling sweetly at them, unknowingly fanning the flames.
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SLYTHERINSLUT0’S RIDDLEMAS
dec 17th. tom riddle — overstim, cockwarming.
RIDDLEMAS MASTERLIST. I 2024
summary: cockwarming as a punishment? clit stim cockwarming as a punishment? tom would think so.
warnings: 18+, SMUT MDNI, cockwarming, ft. tom’s mythical clit magic that i force into almost everyone of my fics for him, overstimulation, begging, sharp tongue banter, slight praise, tom is an infuriating bastard like always, dom!tom, slight part 2 from this.
also, thank you to my beautiful @cotttagecorewhore for the idea 🤍
He's a master of multitasking, you've learned in the passing months. Multitasking and complete self-possession, something you can see as he writes, without a break—as you sit perched in his lap, thighs on either side of his.
He's not writing anything of any particular importance—some letter, an order, some instruction for something. All of it is of little consequence to you, so you focus on the act of it instead—the way he holds the quill, the way it moves across the page in neat, angular script. He does it like it's something that requires no effort, not even a moment of thought, and you wonder if writing to him is as easy as breathing.
It's so easy to love you, you think, until your brain goes back to focusing on the feeling of him. His scent. His breath. His length buried inside you. His free hand not letting you move.
Him.
"That's a filthy habit," he murmurs, and you realize you've been biting your lip, watching his hand work across the page. "You’re breaking the skin."
"Can't help it," you grumble, and to make a point, you start biting your lip again. "I chew my lip when I'm impatient. I'm impatient right now."
He makes a sound that's somewhere between a huff and a sigh at that—and you can feel his attention shift from the page to look up at you for a moment—
"Patience, you've never had. Your only flaw, I'd say." He says, languidly taking in the sight of you before shifting his eyes back to his work. “That, and the penchant for damaging your skin."
You roll your eyes. You know he sees it.
"I didn't realize you were an expert in dermatology.”
You can feel the vibrations in his chest as he laughs—a low breathless chuckle, and you can't stop yourself from shuddering.
"It's more because I don't want to taste blood when I kiss you."
When I kiss you.
You’ll never tire of words like that, and it’s the simplicity in which he says them that makes half your brain immediately short circuit.
Because it’s moments like this—and there are many of them—where you have to remind yourself to breathe, and it's almost embarrassing how easily he has that effect on you, how he can still make you dizzy from a single offhanded comment.
"I don't recall you complaining before."
You're trying very hard to make your voice sound nonchalant now, and you think you're doing a fairly good job of it, but you can feel the way your hips try to wiggle against him involuntarily, the way your hands tighten on his shoulders, digging your nails into his sweater.
He can feel it, he can definitely feel it.
"I'm not complaining now," he says, the smirk still in his voice. "Just stating my preference."
"I have a preference for you not writing right now," you toss back, and you sound whinier than you intended. "You're torturing me."
"Torture implies you're not enjoying it at all," he murmurs, his eyes never leaving the page. "And I can feel how much you're enjoying it."
You can't stop yourself from shuddering again, as if half of your nerve endings are suddenly connected to him, and you bury your face in his neck.
"You're insufferable," you murmur, feeling the soft wool of his sweater against your face. "Can you feel how much I'm wishing to hex you, too?"
"I can," he replies, before his hips cant up a fraction—just the tiniest shift—pressing his throbbing dick up a little deeper into you, making you bite your lip again, and you're almost certain he's done it just so you'll react. "I far prefer the former, however."
You make an indignant sound at that, but it comes out all breathless and a little high-pitched—and it’s then that you decide to give up your attempts at sounding dignified.
"You and your fucking preferences." You hiss, half muffled against his shoulder.
"I'm nothing if not consistent," he says, and you think he actually sounds more distracted now, as if he's more focused on the wiggling of your hips against him then he is his writing. And then— "if you want something, you know you could just ask for it."
You lift your head from his shoulder at that, just so he can see the glare you're giving him now.
"I won't beg for you." You retort, and you realize halfway through that it's not quite as biting as you intended—it's hard to be biting when you can't seem to stop shuddering—when you feel so fucking full of him. "Not after this."
"I didn't say you had to beg," he whispers, and you realize his quill has stopped moving on the page. "I said you had to ask."
It takes every ounce of willpower you have to keep from rocking your hips against him again—you're not sure how much of this you're willing to take.
"And you'd actually indulge me?" You cock a suspicious eyebrow. "If I just, asked for it?"
Now his eyes have left the page completely—quill dropping from his hand as he brings it to your chin, gripping it gently, tilting your head up so he can look you in the face now. You know you're flushed—you can feel the heat crawling over your skin, your neck, probably to your ears, too.
"When have I ever denied you?" He wets his lips as he says it. "As long as you ask nicely."
"I always ask nicely," you mutter, but the effect is lost somewhat when, in your attempt to regain a semblance of control, his hips shift and his dick twitches inside you again. "Jesus—Tom, just fuck me. I can't—"
There's an instant when you think the corners of his eyes crinkle in satisfaction when you say that, and he knows just how undone you feel because he's the one who's gotten you there, and that's why he likes to take his time, because it gets you like this—
"That wasn't nicely," he tuts, tilting your head up a little further. "That was greedy. Selfish."
And there's a hitch in your breath when he says it, because as much as it rankles you to be called that, you know he's right—
"Please," you whine, slick walls clenching tight around him—craving the friction. "Please please please..."
You hoped you’d catch a hitch in his breath at that, something that shows you’re getting somewhere—but he just smiles—and it's a slow, almost cruel smile as his hand slips down to your throat, thumb running over the skin of your neck.
"Much better," he coos, and god it's so condescending you’re back to mentally hexing him. "For your efforts."
And the second he says that—you feel his magic swirling and massaging over your clit.
"Oh god," you manage, half a gasp and half a moan, your eyes squeezed shut. "Oh my god—"
It feels both instantaneous and instant—the wave of pleasure that washes through you at the exact time that the hand around your throat tightens. Another gasp gets stuck in your throat and you want to rock against him but he's holding you in place, and you have to settle for clinging on to his shoulders, clawing at him—
"Eyes open," he rasps, and you do, with an effort, the look on his face almost sinful when you manage to open them—his eyes darkened, watching you intently. "Just like that. Good. No moving."
That simple word—good—does way more to you then it has any right to, and you watch his face as the realization of how much you liked it shows there too.
"Don't be cruel," you whine again, your nails still biting into his shoulders because it's all you have, the only way to anchor yourself. "Tom—fuck—please—"
You see the way a muscle in his jaw clenches for a second—just a second—as if he's biting back a reaction.
"Relax," his hand slips to the back of your head, pulling you to rest your face against his shoulder as he goes back to writing. "I'm almost done here."
You want to make some biting comeback but you can't even think, let alone speak—the pleasure is already at a fever pitch that's almost too much, to the point where you feel like you're trembling, your muscles taut, your thighs clenching, your nails raking desperately up the wool of his sweater.
"Almost?" You manage between gasps as the sensation heightens and you can practically feel your climax prowling near. "You—you said you'd—give me what I want if I asked—"
"You're right," he's hardly focused, as if he can't be bothered in the slightest by your frantic state on his lap. "But I didn't say I'd give it to you now, did I?"
"You bastard," you gasp, your head lolling against the crook of his neck. "You're a fucking—mmffff—god—"
"Poor thing," he responds, all faux-pity as he runs a hand through your hair. "So helpless she's calling me a god."
You roll your eyes with a groan, while he just keeps writing—you can feel yourself trying to rock against him again as the pleasure is building and building and you can't find a balance—
"Tom," you gasp out, but you're not even sure what you're asking for, all you know is that it's him—it’s him and him and him. "Tom—I'm going to—you're going to make me—"
A shudder goes through him at that, barely perceptible, the smallest jerk that you're not sure anyone else would notice but you're so aware of his body and his responses that you'd never miss it—
"Go on." He urges, quietly. "I won't stop you."
You think it's probably the tone in which he says it—half pitying, half condescending—that does you in, and all you can do is bite down on his shoulder, hard, and then you're cumming, almost violently—as if something inside you snaps all at once and you're shaking with it, clawing at him, gasping for air, trying in vain not to make a sound because his dorm is not warded off yet and you're certain the rest of the school would hear if you screamed—
"Mfffff—"
You're clenching, walls fluttering around him as he lets you bite down on his shoulder as hard as you want—the shudder that goes through him at the feeling of your teeth on his skin doesn't go unnoticed, and you wonder if he likes it, if he wants you to mark him just as bad as you want to leave your claim.
"Alright," he purrs when you go limp against him, half slumped over his lap. "Alright. Relax. Good."
You feel utterly boneless and breathless against him, like you've been completely drained out of everything, still shaking a little—he's done this to you in a matter of a few minutes and you feel humiliated by the ease in which he manages it, the control—
"I hate you," you murmur breathlessly, wincing as you feel him—huge and solid, buried inside you—twitch. "Fuck, I hate you."
There’s a low, breathless hum that those words pull from him—and you feel him tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear, before his hand goes back to your throat, tilting your head back up.
"Don't lie," he murmurs, mouthing at your jaw. "You don't."
You're half tempted to argue otherwise, or give him some sort of biting response—but at the feeling of his mouth against your neck, you feel a fresh burst of heat flare up again and you can't seem to fight it—
"No," you breathe out, and you sound almost delirious with it now, too far gone to pretend you have any semblance of control. "I d-don't."
"That's what I thought," he hums, you can feel that smirk on your skin and you hate it and you love it simultaneously, and you wonder how it's possible to feel this many things at once. "You've always been a terrible liar."
Your lips part in response to that, but before you can get words out, he's shifting to resume his writing, and the magic on your clit starts back up again—
"Fuck! Y-you can't be serious," you manage through a mewl, because you're sure you don't have anything left to give—there's no way you can feel it again, much less so soon. "You can't just—"
"I'm not done yet," he replies, simply. "That means you aren't either."
It's almost infuriating, how simple he makes it sound, as if you don't have any say in it, as if he's going to just pull another orgasm out of you the way you'd pull a tissue out of a box—and you want to hate him for it, only you're already going back to being desperate, all your nerve endings on fire again, your fingers clenching uselessly against the dark wool—
"Tommmm" you whine, clenching around him as he twitches inside you, as the stimulation on your clit grows stronger—making your hips jerk, making you lift yourself about an inch up his shaft—just enough to make him groan—
"Fuck."
His fingers immediately fist in your hair, jerking your head back—and you love it, yet hate it, making you hate that you love it—and he makes a low, guttural sound against your neck, almost a growl.
"If you keep that up," you think it might actually be a threat now, because it’s snarled through barred teeth. "I will never finish this."
"That's—that's sort of the point," you gasp out. "I don't care if you don't finish it—I fucking need you—now—"
He makes that guttural sound against your neck again, almost as if he's biting it back—as if he needs the restraint to resist just throwing you onto the desk and having you there—
"Patience," he growls, but you can hear how breathless he is too, now, how affected he is—and that thought makes you feel insane all over again. "You think you deserve to be fucked after what you did? Hm? Slipping me that potion—tying me up—"
"Yes—yes I do—" you don't care that the sound that comes out of your mouth is most definitely a moan, that it's completely pitiful how desperate you are now—you want him, and nothing else matters. "It was just a little potion, it didn't even last that long, you were just mad I made you—"
He shakes his head, telling you without words to shut up.
"Careful," his hand slips from your hair to cover your mouth. "Don't want you to go talking yourself into trouble," his hand tightens a fraction when you try to bite at. "You might end up getting what you don't want."
He shifts under you, making you gasp against his palm, your nails biting into his shoulder as the magic on your clit twirls and swirls with just a little more intensity, enough for you to undeniably feel it—and Tom jerks his hips up into you, just enough for you to feel that, too—
You shake, forcing the words from under his palm. "Tom, please—"
It's not a whine, now—it's a keening, an almost broken sort of plea—but it's as if he doesn't hear it, or maybe he just doesn’t care, because he's continuing to speak in that low, growly rumble against your neck that's just as torturous as everything else.
"You're going to be quiet. You're going to take it," he asserts, and your eyes nearly roll back at the sheer heat of it. "Until I believe you’re deserving of more."
You have no idea if you're nodding or trying to protest, you don't even know which one you want to do because both options sound impossible to you—and you're almost hyperventilating now, the intensity almost too much and not enough all at once—you're desperate, you're aching, you're needy, and then you're falling over the edge—second orgasm shredding through you like lightening—
Oh—fucking hell—
It wrings itself out of you, violent and all consuming, but you can't make a sound—can't do anything except bite down on Tom's hand and clench your eyes shut as you fall apart—your thighs shaking, every muscle taut, your nails clawing desperately at his shoulder.
And he's murmuring things against your neck that you can't make out, holding you against him through it, making you take it in the most exquisite kind of torture—and god, you're certain he must be smiling, you're certain he loves having you like this, a broken mess on his lap, unable to speak, only whimper as he pulls his hand away with a "good girl", and urges your head to rest against his shoulder again as he resumes writing.
For the next solid minute, you still can't speak, just gasp for breath—clinging to him helplessly in the aftershock of it.
"That was two," he says, his hand trailing lazily up and down your spine. "You're in for a long night."
You want to whimper at that, because you're not sure if you can take anything more—
"How many," you manage to breathe out, your voice rasping. "How many more."
"As many as you can take," his voice is so matter-of-fact you know the bastard is smirking. "And possibly a few more after that.”
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