#he pissed on my FUCKING wife

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

[meraarts]

I’ve come to make an announcement

[almostdailymidnight]

Good evening everyone!

I decided to make this post since i quit doing daily, if you like my art, and maybe also enjoy other fandoms I'm in, you should check my main and other socials!

Main : @fzzqur

Tik tok : @/what.6.6

I'm most active on my tik tok since it's not only art but also other ideas I have :P

[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

guys… i found a picture of eggman’s wife on twitter dot com…

i think i know his password form rouge, she told me…

maybe i should just-

hmm

maybe i could like

…

e-g-g

LETS GO IT ACTUALLY WORKED

now

what to do now…..

aha!

i know…

“IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

[disappointingcabbage]

I watched some of snapcube’s sonic fandubs and now I can’t stop thinking about how much of a bitch ass motherfucker shadow the hedgehog is and I think I’m going to piss on the moon about it.

[strawberry71]

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Tumbler, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[characterforthetoday]

DAY NUMBER 4 HOLY SHITITS

[corvidco]

Day 139 of drawing ponk until hes added to the qsmp

@routeriver @bdaycheesecake @snails-are-made-of-jelly @evren-sadwrn

Full under cut

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

Yeah it sure was Aegon who was the maniac this season. It totally was him. /s

[heterosexualgayhusbands]

every single day is another day where ethan klein still breathes and that is a horrible day he needs to shut his stupid fucking mouth

"😔a lebanese woman is telling ME an american man that there is material reasons as to why people in the middle east do things instead of what i know to be true that they are mindless jew hating animals who want to eradicate the jews"

also there it is again doesn't have the balls to attack hasan directly so he does this fucking shit i hope he never has a moment of peace in his life again

"😡her voice is not a fringe in his community and that's why we had to end leftovers"

or hey you know maybe people hate your guts because you told a random guy that hamas would kill him on the spot for being a sex worker, that the group JVP are kapos for being pro-Palestine, and that Palestinians need withstand being genocided a little more because calling for a free Palestine hurts the feefees of israelis obviously the most important thing that we need to be considering at this time

[bewarethemoonlads]

AND ANOTHER THING

the fact that david had to BEG the showrunners not to include the five/lila storyline, bc he knows that it doesnt make sense for the characters OR the plot, and that it was totally unnecessary, nd they did it anyway

how did steve blackman become steven moffat 2.0 so quickly i feel genuinely betrayed

[vitamin-zeeth]

Just finished reading the button house archives I don't think I'm ever gonna be the same

[stagred]

Every time you make a post about me being a terrible person because you believe something posted by the man who hit me and tried to rape me, and his partner who explicitly stated he wants to beat me to death with a barbed wire wrapped bat, I get even stronger and I post even more fucked up shit. I also gain new followers, so that's neat!!! Love you guys 💛

[melonthesprigatito]

I've been hurrying to finish my Breath of the Wild playthrough, so I stopped off at Rito Village to get the Great Eagle Bow again and I happened to run into Saki and I like her, so I talked to her to see what she had to say

And uh…. Hoo boy, this dialogue hits different knowing what happens to Tulin in the sequel 😬

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

my beautiful wife clive schill is dying but it's ok because the one killing him is my bestest friend aubrey wood