#he pissed on my FUCKING wife

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

[meraarts]

I’ve come to make an announcement

[almostdailymidnight]

Good evening everyone!

I decided to make this post since i quit doing daily, if you like my art, and maybe also enjoy other fandoms I'm in, you should check my main and other socials!

Main : @fzzqur

Tik tok : @/hauntedxbox360

I'm most active on my tik tok since it's not only art but also other ideas I have :P

[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

guys… i found a picture of eggman’s wife on twitter dot com…

i think i know his password form rouge, she told me…

maybe i should just-

hmm

maybe i could like

…

e-g-g

LETS GO IT ACTUALLY WORKED

now

what to do now…..

aha!

i know…

“IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[characterforthetoday]

DAY NUMBER 4 HOLY SHITITS

[endomentendo]

Endo: #Ive come to make an announcement

Me: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A-

[permanent-hangover]

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[corvidco]

Day 139 of drawing ponk until hes added to the qsmp

@routeriver @bdaycheesecake @snails-are-made-of-jelly @evren-sadwrn

Full under cut

[zazikels]

Yeah it sure was Aegon who was the maniac this season. It totally was him. /s

[kennythetrampvamp]

Who the fuck is voting gale?? I know I put him there but bestie u have terrible taste in men I'm so sorry

These are your only choices

[heterosexualgayhusbands]

every single day is another day where ethan klein still breathes and that is a horrible day he needs to shut his stupid fucking mouth

"😔a lebanese woman is telling ME an american man that there is material reasons as to why people in the middle east do things instead of what i know to be true that they are mindless jew hating animals who want to eradicate the jews"

also there it is again doesn't have the balls to attack hasan directly so he does this fucking shit i hope he never has a moment of peace in his life again

"😡her voice is not a fringe in his community and that's why we had to end leftovers"

or hey you know maybe people hate your guts because you told a random guy that hamas would kill him on the spot for being a sex worker, that the group JVP are kapos for being pro-Palestine, and that Palestinians need withstand being genocided a little more because calling for a free Palestine hurts the feefees of israelis obviously the most important thing that we need to be considering at this time

[cloudjumpervalka]

complaining on main but my future mother-in-laws (who we live with) cousin is staying with us for the week and hes driving me insane for a handful of reasons but my top one is that the past two days when im the only other person home AND HE KNOWS THIS hes hanging out only in his underwear in our kitchen and living room

hes made comments about how he thinks his niece "also named jessica" is hot, made passive comments about how he hates my tattoos and has literally followed up learning my mom is also tattoo'd with "you two arent actually planning your wedding right" to casey

this man has never even met my partner before this past sunday

like i literally cannot get over the audacity of hanging out in your underwear with no shirt in a home youre a guest in and you have never met two of the three people that live there especially when you know the "girl" (on hrt nonbinary) is the only person home idk my dudes

[imflyingfish]

God just blocked some bitches on being weird about martyn

[thanook]

-ON MY TWITTER.COM

Shadow the Hedgehog™️ IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

This is a callout-post