#he pissed on my FUCKING wife

[kuldren]

He pissed on the moon ☹️

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...

[starrrzstruck]

Hey guys. So this is a very unhappy first post.

First of all I’d like to say that this hurts me very deeply to have to make this call out post about one of my closest friends ☹️

I’ve come to make an announcement. This bitch ass motherfucker @i-love-tdg stole my comfort character. She said that “a character doesn’t belong to a person” but I’ve told her that Bonolenov really means a lot to me and is one of my kinnies and I’ve loved him for a couple years now (we have kids.) and she told me after recently watching hxh that she’s actually inlove with him despite me constantly telling her about my feeling for this man. Sighhhhhhhhhhh I cannot believe this chat

I cannot believe the betrayal I have just suffered through from my very own best friend. 😞😞

[meraarts]

I’ve come to make an announcement

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT stimboard

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[cephalo-pod]

xiao hong. shua on that thing.

[the-cheese-man]

[shadow-peed-on-my-wife]

That damn hedgehog. Three movies and I STILL haven’t beaten him. And now there’s a second rodent? Ridiculous.

[imanflexington]

Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

[almostdailymidnight]

Good evening everyone!

I decided to make this post since i quit doing daily, if you like my art, and maybe also enjoy other fandoms I'm in, you should check my main and other socials!

Main : @fzzqur

Tik tok : @/storm.t.albatross

[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

guys… i found a picture of eggman’s wife on twitter dot com…

i think i know his password form rouge, she told me…

maybe i should just-

hmm

maybe i could like

…

e-g-g

LETS GO IT ACTUALLY WORKED

now

what to do now…..

aha!

i know…

“IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

[shadow-peed-on-my-wife]

As he deserves, the bastard

Is he just…walking through a crowd in shibuya looking like the most angriest sopping wet cat alive?

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT — HE TOOK HIS SNAKE FUCKIN' SCALEY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS WAS 🐤🍎👑🐍✨️𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖌✨️🐍👑🍎🐤 AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! BWBWBSHSGSHHS💥💥💥💥💥‼️ THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SPIKES, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK HELL! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE UNDERWORLD, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙉!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!?!? 𝙄 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙊𝙏!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS 𝓓𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓞𝓟𝓛𝓔𝓣𝓢 HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!

[chaosfantasmic]

man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background