#he pissed on my FUCKING wife

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

[kuldren]

He pissed on the moon ☹️

[meraarts]

I’ve come to make an announcement

[silvermuncher]

eugh it’s this guy GROSSS i hate him i hope he gets frozen and loses his memory

[shadow-peed-on-my-wife]

That damn hedgehog. Three movies and I STILL haven’t beaten him. And now there’s a second rodent? Ridiculous.

[imanflexington]

Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

[almostdailymidnight]

Good evening everyone!

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[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

guys… i found a picture of eggman’s wife on twitter dot com…

i think i know his password form rouge, she told me…

maybe i should just-

hmm

maybe i could like

…

e-g-g

LETS GO IT ACTUALLY WORKED

now

what to do now…..

aha!

i know…

“IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

[shadow-peed-on-my-wife]

As he deserves, the bastard

Is he just…walking through a crowd in shibuya looking like the most angriest sopping wet cat alive?

[cosloon]

Dear Moots

I’ve come to make an announcement

It do be my birthday

also

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

[shadow-peed-on-my-wife]

I can't escape them

[characterforthetoday]

DAY NUMBER 4 HOLY SHITITS

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[endomentendo]

Endo: #Ive come to make an announcement

Me: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A-

[shadow-peed-on-my-wife]

I don't think there's anything abnormal about him.

Gerald having a normal one