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No. Sonic. Go find your absent father elsewhere.
eggman… we can make amends…
Daddy?
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Hey does anyone know whos playing “sorry” by justin Bieber on full blast next to my house? I cant fucking sleep
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I went on vacation to the bahamas for like 6 months and suddenly blaze is being confused with a herd of stray cats? Yeah sounds about right
But now im wondering how the fuck they got your dick
Stray cats ran off with my dick again
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omg took you long enough
also im in the hospital apparently i drank laundry detergent
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Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years
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aight knuckles
OK HEAR ME OUT
WE TAKE KNUCKLES’ WEED SELL IT TO ROUGE USE THE MONEY TO BUY A VR HEADSET AND PLAH HELP WANTED 2
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OK HEAR ME OUT
WE TAKE KNUCKLES’ WEED SELL IT TO ROUGE USE THE MONEY TO BUY A VR HEADSET AND PLAH HELP WANTED 2
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shit i probably shouldn’t have said that
my tummy very much hurts uh oh
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DAMN IT I WAS KINDA HOPING YOU WOULD DIE SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE GUILT
my tummy very much hurts uh oh
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IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF
my tummy very much hurts uh oh
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NO??
THE ONLY FANDOM IM A PART OF IS THE BACHELOR
my tummy very much hurts uh oh
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WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT
my tummy very much hurts uh oh
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no???? when????
I DID NOT HAVE AN ANY NIGHT STAND WITH KNUCKLES
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if your gonna type at least do it when you get out of the ER
also im in the hospital apparently i drank laundry detergent
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WELL YOU TRICKED ME AND THATS LIKE REALLY FUCKING RUDE
SO YEAH
…BITCH
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IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW
my tummy very much hurts uh oh
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