#7 idiots

[feralnumberfive]

The Umbrella Academy as Will Wood lyrics [1]

[ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing]

The fact that izzy apparently just hangs out in stede's room doing his own thing is so funny because what's he gonna do when stede&ed start fucking?? they're gonna have to lock him out of the bedroom like the family dog that's yowling at the door

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

[orbitalbeetle]

wip that i refuse to finish put them wherever you want

[shiiro-arts]

The fact that this is actually canon…

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[columboscreens]

[xi-xi-chen]

Lightcannon Week // Day 07 - Camping

Taking a break from the serious stuff. Every once in a while, I need my gals to be idiots in love without even knowing they're in love your honor. Or, rather, just Jinx trying to figure out how to tell Lux her feelings but the girl is blonde, innocent, ball of sunshine, literally, and could only wonder why her belongings are going missing and ending up in the strangest of places. She will digress and just go with whatever flow has captured Jinx.

IDIOTS IN LOVE YOUR HONOR

[shadebloopnik]

I just want Alastor and Lucifer's relationship in canon to develop enough to be chaotic besties. Like- we all know this alr, but they'd work SOOOO well together- Dramatic and emotionally passionate, with his sarcastic dark humor murder bestie its a fucking sitcom guys comeon-

Imagine a scene of Lucifer practicing talking to Lilith, just pouring his heart out in a declaration of love. And then it pans over to Alastor in a blonde wig, still with his suit and all, just going "Hmmm! No😁", and Lucifer throwing a book at his face like "TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Alastor dramatically sighs and fixes his wig with a "Ohh alright old chap." He clears his throat and takes a deep breath and-

Pulls out a stack of papers with 'DIVORCE' scribbled messily on it and says in the most feminine sounding voice, "Now darling if you'll just sign here-"

Lucifer tackles him.

[crowlyne]

based on this post : https://www.tumblr.com/rarepears/740169255226638336/a-nearby-country-just-had-a-new-monarch-ascend-the?source=share

i love this au sm i cant resist to draw it,,,

sy as an emperor is such a funny concept

[dammarchy211]

The song clip is from this video starting at about 3:50 :-]

I’ve been busy/summer burn out but my love to draw will never die so soooooooooo many doodles and sketches 5ever sorry

[feralnumberfive]

The Umbrella Academy as Will Wood lyrics [2]

[egophiliac]

OH YEAH HIS TAIL ALSO LIGHTS UP

here's a bunch of quick reactions to some of the smaller bits, while I work on bigger things for the bigger bits and obsess over Silver's breakdown some more. don't be fooled -- this is only the beginning of my descent into pure diasomnia hell.

(I also need to figure out how to draw OB Mal better)

[eliteseven]

I was lamenting the fact that I couldn't hear Tav's voice in the in-game banter and then I stumbled across vids containing all of Tav's unused narration! (This is voice #4)

So I strung together a few lines to see what it might sound like 😭

[jstardoesthings]

Gaslight ❤️‍🔥✨

Gatekeep ✨💅

Girlboss✨🎀

[froopa-coopa]

more lovey dovey kl for the end of the year 🤍✨