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Au where shen yuan transmigrates into a no name quest giving npc

Shen yuan patting binghes head: Thank you brave adventurer! You've done very well. Take this potion, I'll teach you how to open your inventory and use it-

Binghe, face red as he rubs his thighs together: NO, go back to praising me. Hahh please keep going I'm close..

Shen yuan: I don't. I don't remember the protagonist being like that

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"Svsss through Binghes POV" do you know how absurd it would be. Binghe would narrate everything in extreme detail except the stuff that's actually plot important

"Woke up holding shizun. His robe had slipped off his shoulder during the night and it made him look extra cute. I begged him to wake up for a while before it was time to start the day... I kissed his forehead and said I'd be right back with breakfast. I used the last of my onion in the scrambled eggs and while they were sizzling on the stove I heard something from shizuns room. I got excited thinking he woke up and ran in.

It was just Liu Qingge broke through my wall to tell me I'm officially Cang Qiong’s enemy or something I beat him up

By the time I got back to the kitchen, the eggs had burnt. I had to start over, but I used the last of my onions on the last batch, so these weren't as tasty. I presented them to shizun and apologized but he refused to eat it (most definitely because the food was so bad and not because he's dead)"

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my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

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Shen Qingqiu mushroom body vs flower body! no beard in this house

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sqq just standing casually with his birbs

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Wow this is very thought out 😳

So Binghe have 10 in every SPECIAL points like Ulysses?

Liu Qingge's maybe a minmax build where he puts all the points in strength

Curious about the airplane's tho... Sneak-pickpocket grenade build is pretty funny

played a lot of fallout during my break, which is to say that shen yuan in a fallout new vegas au has been keeping me up at night. of course he would be given access to the console commands, and thus, god mode. the system lives in the pip boy. luo binghe is supposed to be the protagonist and shen yuan cannot keep himself away, in spite of his better instincts. shen yuan with the debug 9mm, can you imagine?

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TGAA characters in disco elysium artstyle!

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Binggeyuan where shen yuan is a wanderer that gets captured for some bullshit reason and locked up in Bingge's dungeon. Bingge goes down to interrogate him and eventually twist his actions to look criminal. A wandering cultivator was helping a village with a ghost problem? Sounds like he was trying to undermine Binghe's rule by showing he can protect them better!

Except binghe sees shen yuan with his hands tied, kneeling in a cage and he's like. Okay this. Might have awakened something in me

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Hair care pt. 2 !! Returning the favor

Part 1 here

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It's not OOC, it's a character arc!

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Unfortunately for everyone, I've learned how to turn videos into gifs and add subtitles. Anyway

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Day 2 of converting scumbag system scenes into gifs ✨️

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"Who could have guessed that after a mere wave of his hand, Luo Binghe would rush out the door to go find a corner to sulkily grow mushrooms in...?"

Tamaki-coded demon lord...

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Svsss is seriously the most neglected mxtx work when it comes to merchandise. Mdzs and tgcf are always getting figures and posters and audio dramas... but I can't find a single officially licensed talking shen yuan sex doll with heated self lubricating hole. Smh.

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Binghe spooning shen yuan in bed: gege...?

Shen yuan: yes?

Binghe: can you look this way?

Shen yuan turning around in Binghes arms until they're face to face: what is it binghe?

Binghe: could you give me a goodnight kiss like you used to? To help me fall asleep?

Shen yuan: binghe we're too old for that... oh don't frown, I'll do it... *kisses forehead* mwah. Now close your eyes

Binghe: Thank you gege! Goodnight

Binghe’s girlfriend, sleeping on a mat on the floor: are you fucking kidding me?

Binghe: oh right. Goodnight to you too

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merch.