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#glódís perla viggósdóttir#mimmi larsson#fcb frauen#bayern munich frauen#fc rosengard#fc rosengård#fc rosengard v bayern munich#december 15 2022#uwcl 2022 2023#61:46
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9 mile ride AND a lesson for a tiny tot on the trail - Thea was immaculate for the ride but miffed that the tot needed to go so slow
#blm mustang#mustang horse#horse#equestrian#thea#horseblr#61/150 and 46/100 - state park trail ride! good heart food for me
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🇵🇸so anyway heres a list of regenerations fcs being replaced that may have resources for rp usages (i'll have to look up later but i may need help for alternates) some of which i thought i had but didnt due to family events at the time*🇵🇸
V is:
replacing katy perry with kehani
replacing kiernan shipka with amerie
replacing scarlett johansson with may calamawy
replacing isla fisher with monica bellucci (for now)
replacing lindsay lohan with ???
replacing caity lotz with ???
replacing selena gomez with ???
replacing demi lovato with ???
replacing julianna margulies with ???
replacing 👀rihanna👀 with ??? (yall gonna have to dig deep because im already eying megan thee stallion)
replace lady gaga with angela bassett, now ✨️dr. angela bassett✨️
replacing mary elizabeth winstead with gina torres
Villain Muses is:
*note: since dantalion is a shapeshifting muse, its easier to just stop using christina ricci as one of the forms they'll shift into.
*note: since einzelgänger creates "meat suits" or human disguises via westworld-coded androids of her own design, its easier to not use aubrey plaza.
Vin is:
replacing aidan gallangher with melissa barrera
replacing neil patrick harris with ??? (i thought i took you out thats how lil i use u)
replacing brendon urie with ??? (i thought i took you out thats how lil i use u)
replacing stephen amell with ??? (i thought i took you out thats how lil i use u, even worse i forgot you was ever an regeneration fc 🤭)
replacing harry styles with yungblud (dominic harrison) [yes he was my backup immediate i just need to update that tag on laptop]
replacing wilmer vanderama with ??? (literally anyone else oh my god i forgot he was there its been so long jfc)
replacing grant gustin with ??? (though again real stumped on this one)
#ooc#electra queued#vc: 6#vc: 301#vc: 19#vc: 37#vc: 75#vc: 86#vc: 8#vc: 312#vc: 44#vc: 46#vc: 51#c: 0#c: 8#c: 33#c: 44#c: 61#c: 74
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How many have you read?
The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo
#4 Harry Potter series#5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee#9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman#10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens#11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott#16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien#29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll#30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame#33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis#36 The Lion#The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis#40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne#46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery#61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck#73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett#81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens#87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White#91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad#97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas#99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
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Krzysztof Iwin – „Młoda para” 40x30cm https://iwin.malarstwo.org/pl/limited_print,1463.html #Młodapara #art #painting #drawing #KrzysztofIwin #LimitedEdition #prints
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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read
#Polls#Literature#Books#Lists#15000#I've read 106 books - it took me so long to pass the 100th mark ;____;#Also I realised I should have written 'More than 175' and not 'More than 176'#I messed up there I'm sorry ;____;
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Because I'm curious and I really don't have much sense any more of who is here on Tumblr after the various waves of immigration from other sites and people leaving for other places, or who's reading this blog.
I'll let it run for a week, to increase the sample size. One simple question with ranges...
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Alan Moore’s Swamp Thing (Part Two)
Last week, I covered Swamp Thing #20-36. Now, we’ll take a look at the rest of Moore’s run, some of the greatest comic stories ever written. This is part of my DC Reading List – here are the references! Reading Order – Chronological Reading List – General In his first issues of Swamp Thing, Moore reinvented the character completely. These were largely a reconstruction of the Swamp Thing…
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i feel like people don't use drafts often thats my prediction. Personally we have 51
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101 ways to improve self esteem
1) Master a new skill.
2) List your accomplishments.
3) Do something creative.
4) Challenge your limiting beliefs.
5) Talk to a counselor.
6) Don't worry about what others think.
7) Read or watch something inspirational.
8) Stay true to your character.
9) Let go of negative people.
10) Set healthy boundaries with others.
11) Care about your appearance.
12) Welcome failure as part of growth.
13) Be a lifelong learner.
14) Face your fears.
15) Become a mentor.
16) Accept compliments.
17) Eliminate self-criticism.
18) Practice coping skills to manage stress and big emotions.
19) Notice negative thoughts and beliefs.
20) Challenge negative thinking.
21) Think about what you learned from negative experiences.
22) Practice gratitude.
23) Exercise.
24) Eat healthy and limit junk food.
25) Get good sleep.
26) Spend time with positive and supportive people.
27) Encourage yourself.
28) Write a list of your strengths.
29) Don't compare yourself to others.
30) Avoid perfectionism.
31) Do at least one positive, enjoyable activity every day.
32) Celebrate small victories.
33) Be helpful and considerate to others.
34) Be honest with yourself and others.
35) Accept your flaws.
36) Don't give up.
37) Practice self-care.
38) Go easy on yourself.
39) Practice being assertive.
40) Practice saying "No".
41) Practice relaxation techniques.
42) Take on challenges.
43) Volunteer to help others.
44) Forgive others and yourself.
45) Set goals and work toward them step by step.
46) Seek balance in all areas of your life.
47) Discover your passions and purpose
48) Groom yourself.
49) Dress nicely.
50) Be kind and generous to others.
51) Practice good posture.
52) Change a small habit.
53) Smile.
54) Don't procrastinate.
55) Don't take things personal.
56) Organize your personal space.
57) Challenge unkind thoughts about yourself.
58) Spend time outside.
59) Notice the good things.
60) Celebrate your successes
61) Write a list of things you like about yourself.
62) Don't take too much on.
63) Do something for yourself every day.
64) Develop daily habits.
65) Remind yourself it's okay if not everyone likes you.
66) Practice mindfulness.
67) Learn to tolerate discomfort.
68) Use problem-solving skills.
69) Take responsibility instead of blaming.
Tell Yourself Positive Affirmations Such As:
70) I am grateful for every day.
71) I am worthy of happiness and love.
72) I am in charge of my own happiness.
73) I love, respect, and believe in myself.
74) I deserve to be happy and successful.
75) I approve of myself, right here and now.
76) I am learning and changing for the better.
77) I accept 100% responsibility for my own life.
78) Every day in every way, I am getting better and better.
79) I can learn to accept the parts of myself that I don't like.
80) I am thankful for my challenges as they make me a stronger person.
81) Write down three positives about each day.
82) Make a collage with your talents, goals, and dreams.
83) Practice laughing.
84) Be proud of yourself.
85) Say mistakes are an opportunity to learn.
86) Show respect to yourself and others.
87) Resolve conflict peacefully.
88) Ask for help or support.
89) Complete a daily task list.
90) Have a growth mindset.
91) Be optimistic.
92) Treat yourself with kindness and compassion.
93) Focus on the things you have control over and can change.
94) Get started on tasks you have been putting off.
95) Practice good daily hygiene.
96) Focus on solutions not problems.
97) Talk about your feelings with someone you trust.
98) Drink plenty of water.
99) Start a new hobby or join a club/sport.
100) Do random acts of kindness.
101) Create a dreams list.
#mental health#self esteem#psychology#studyblr#studyspo#university#philosophy#study blog#college#study#study motivation#studyinspo#student#high value mindset#high value woman#that girl#self love#self improvement#self worth#leveling up#pink pilates princess#level up journey#self growth#self confidence#glow up#self development#self care#it girl#quotes#txt
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HEARTBREAK: LIVE | Masterlist
Rafe Cameron's MASTERLIST | Social Media AU
Pairing — Ex-BF!Rafe x Radio Host!Female Reader
Summary — You and Rafe were the perfect couple. But after a mysterious breakup, you went off the grid. When your best friends pulls you back into the spotlight to host a on-campus radio show, you find yourself opening up to the world about your experience. This time, with everyone listening—including Rafe. And him? He wants you back.
Content — college au, football player!rafe au
NAVIGATION —
hb:l asks – hb:l thoughts – hb:l theories – hb:l analysis – playlist
TABLE OF CONTENT —
✶ Part 01 ✶ Part 02 ✶ Part 03 ✶ Part 04 ✶ Part 05
✶ Part 06 ✶ Part 07 ✶ Part 08 ✶ Part 09 ✶ Part 10
✶ Part 11 ✶ Part 12 ✶ Part 13 ✶ Part 14 ✶ Part 15
✶ Part 16 ✶ Part 17 ✶ Part 18 ✶ Part 19 ✶ Part 20
✶ Part 21 ✶ Part 22 ✶ Part 23 ✶ Part 24 ✶ Part 25
✶ Part 26 ✶ Part 27 ✶ Part 28 ✶ Part 29 ✶ Part 30
✶ Part 31 ✶ Part 32 ✶ Part 33 ✶ Part 34 ✶ Part 35
✶ Part 36 ✶ Part 37 ✶ Part 38 ✶ Part 39 ✶ Part 40
✶ Part 41 ✶ Part 42 ✶ Part 43 ✶ Part 44 ✶ Part 45
✶ Part 46 ✶ Part 47 ✶ Part 48 ✶ Part 49 ✶ Part 50
✶ Part 51 ✶ Part 52 ✶ Part 53 ✶ Part 54 ✶ Part 55
✶ Part 56 ✶ Part 57 ✶ Part 58 ✶ Part 59 ✶ Part 60
✶ Part 61 ✶ Part 62 ✶ Part 63 ✶ Part 64 ✶ Part 65
EXTRAS —
✶ when reader blocks rafe on all socials
✶ when it's 'national text an ex' day
✶ when reader posts about rafe on instagram
✶ rafe and reader's clay date night
✶ reader watching their football edit
✶ reader sending rafe a football tiktok
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Drogi motylku..
Kalorie warzyw:
Kcal/100g.
Bakłażan 100g 25 kcal
Botwina 100g 19 kcal
Brokuł 100g 34 kcal
Brukiew 100g 38 kcal
Brukselka 100g 43 kcal
Burak 100g 43 kcal
Cebula dymka 100g 40 kcal
Chrzan 100g 48 kcal
Cukinia 100g 17 kcal
Cykoria 100g 72 kcal
Czarne oliwki 100g 115 kcal
Czosnek 100g 149 kcal
Dynia 100g 26 kcal
Endywia 100g 17 kcal
Fasolka zielona 100g 31 kcal
Fenkuł 100g 31 kcal
Groszek 100g 81 kcal
Grzyby 100g 22 kcal
Jarmuż 100g 49 kcal
Kalafior 100g 25 kcal
Kalarepa 100g 27 kcal
Kapusta 100g 25 kcal
Kapusta chińska 100g 16 kcal
Kapusta czerwona 100g 31 kcal
Kapusta kiszona 100g 17 kcal
Kapusta sarepsa 100g 27 kcal
Karczoch 100g 47 kcal
Kukurydza 100g 365 kcal
Liście kapusty warzywnej 100g 32 kcal
Liście rzepy 100g 20 kcal
Marchew 100g 41 kcal
Nori 100g 35 kcal
Ogórek 100g 16 kcal
Ogórek kiszony 100g 14 kcal
Oliwki zielone 100g 115 kcal
Oliwki zielone 100g 115 kcal
Papryka 100g 27 kcal
Pasternak 100g 75 kcal
Piżmian (okra) 100g 33 kcal
Pomidor 100g 18 kcal
Pomidor koktajlowy 100g 100 kcal
Por 100g 61 kcal
Rukola 100g 25 kcal
Rzepa 100g 28 kcal
Rzodkiewka 100g 16 kcal
Sałata 100g 15 kcal
Seler 100g 16 kcal
Szalotka 100g 72 kcal
Szczypiorek 100g 30 kcal
Szparagi 100g 20 kcal
Szpinak 100g 23 kcal
Szpinak w sosie śmietanowym 100g 74 kcal
Tykwa 100g 14 kcal
Wasabi 100g 109 kcal
Ziemniak 100g 77 kcal
Ziemniak słodki 100g 86 kcal
Kalorie owoców:
Kcal/100g.
Arbuz 30 kcal w 100g
Banany 89 kcal w 100g
Brzoskwinie 39 kcal w 100g
Czereśnie 63 kcal w 100g
Gruszki 57 kcal w 100g
Jabłka 52 kcal w 100g
Jagody 57 kcal w 100g
Kiwi 61 kcal w 100g
Maliny 52 kcal w 100g
Mandarynki 53 kcal w 100g
Mango 60 kcal w 100g
Morele 46 kcal w 100g
Nektarynki 44 kcal w 100g
Pomarańcze 47 kcal w 100g
Poziomki 32 kcal
Truskawki 32 kcal w 100g
Winogrona 69 kcal w 100g
Wiśnie 50 kcal kcal w 100g
Śliwki 46 kcal w 100g
Mięsa:
Kcal/100g
Antrykot wołowy 100g 217 kcal
Baranina 100g 234 kcal
Dziczyzna 100g 164 kcal
Filet wołowy 100g 267 kcal
Golonka wieprzowa 100g 327 kcal
Indyk 100g 189 kcal
Jagnięcina 100g 202 kcal
Kaczka 100g 337 kcal
Karkówka 100g 277 kcal
Karkówka wieprzowa 100g 169 kcal
Kotlet panierowany 100g 156 kcal
Kotlet schabowy 100g 196 kcal
Kurczak 100g 219 kcal
Mięso z kurczaka 100g 172 kcal
Mostek wołowy 100g 242 kcal
Pieczeń wieprzowa 100g 254 kcal
Pieczeń wołowa 100g 140 kcal
Pieczone żeberka 100g 333 kcal
Pierś z indyka 100g 135 kcal
Pierś z kurczaka 100g 172 kcal
Podroby z kurczaka 100g 158 kcal
Polędwica wieprzowa 100g 204 kcal
Polędwica wołowa 100g 218 kcal
Rostbef 100g 130 kcal
Skrzydełka z kurczaka 100g 266 kcal
Skrzydła z indyka 100g 221 kcal
Stek z indyka 100g 189 kcal
Stek z łaty wołowej 100g 194 kcal
Stek z łopatki wieprzowej 100g 196 kcal
Struś 100g 145 kcal
Szynka 100g 163 kcal
Tłuszcz z kurczaka 100g 898 kcal
Udko z indyka 100g 208 kcal
Udko z kurczaka 100g 174 kcal
Udziec wołowy 100g 182 kcal
Wieprzowina 100g 196 kcal
Wołowina 100g 248 kcal
Wołowina mielona 100g 246 kcal
Wątróbka z kurczaka 100g 167 kcal
Łopatka wieprzowa 100g 269 kcal
Żeberka 100g 238 kcal
Żeberka wieprzowe 100g 212 kcal
Żeberka wołowe 100g 238 kcal
Żołądki z kurczaka 100g 146 kcal
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Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:
1. No drugs.
2. No fights.
3. No pranks.
4. No problematic language.
5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)
6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.
7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.
8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)
9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day
10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel
11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.
12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.
13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.
14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS
15. NO EATING PEOPLE
16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.
17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?
18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!
19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)
20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.
21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”
22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.
23. NO DEALS ALASTOR
24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.
25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.
26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.
27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)
28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.
29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?
30. No building weapons/war machines.
31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)
32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)
33. Stop touching people ANGEL.
34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.
35. Respect boundaries.
36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.
36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.
37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”
38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.
39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.
40. NO EXPLOSIONS!
41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.
42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.
43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)
44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX
45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!
46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR
47. Don’t die.
48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.
49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!
50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP
51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!
52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”
53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.
54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.
55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.
56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.
57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)
58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”
59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.
60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.
61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.
62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.
63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.
64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.
65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.
66. Therapy. Everyone.
67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!
68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.
69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.
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