#✗ headcanon

[unfinishedbusincss]

muse vomit: anne bonny

Just a collection of miscellaneous thoughts I've had.

Clothes There are just some things Anne is never without for a variety of reasons. She stays well-armed at all times and rarely lets her guard down. regardless of how she may be acting (see next section). There are, however, three things Anne is never without. Seeing Anne without these things means only the worst (an emergency, capture, marooning, etc.).

hat | Leather and weathered, with only one of it pinned up for better line of sight as needed. One of the first things she acquired with her own coin.

coat | Formerly quite nice, now quite weathered and threadbare, sun bleached. I’m toying with the concept of this having been her father’s, taken the night she was disowned. I dunno if I like that, though.

knife | Noticeably, Anne's knife is not really a piece of clothing. It is also not something everyone knows about, despite being the most significant of the items. At 15 years old, Anne murdered another girl using that exact same knife. She was the first of Anne's victims, casualty of a mistake, and Anne is very attached to the knife for reasons even she does not wholly understand. It is a small, porcelain-handled jack knife Anne keeps hidden on or near her person at all times, usually in the waistband of her trousers.

Relaxation

As well as not being a terribly talkative person, Anne tends to guarded and on high alert at all times. She lives a life of danger so constant, even her “time off” can be stressful and unrelaxing. As a result, I don’t actually know what Anne would do with proper downtime. What she has of it now she often uses re/checking maps, ledgers, stock, notes, etc.; as one of a small number of “learned” pirates, she often feels it’s her duty to perform these re/checks even when not asked to—or, sometimes, even when asked directly not to. So while I can’t give you the activities specifically, I can give you the vibes/signs to look for to tell whether Anne’s actually relaxed around you or not.

She’s not. Lmao nah but:

She is hat off, coat off, and—sometimes—boots off. The less prepared the an immediate emergency evacuation she looks, the more relaxed she probably is.

Similarly, if she’s not tense, has her guard down, etc., you’re in luck. The ability to perceive you as not being an active threat is akin to friendship in Anne’s book!

If the Anne you are interacting with seems peaceful or focused, just essentially not fidgety or mad, she’s actually relaxed. Yes, even if she’s complaining.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[animentality]

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[unfinishedbusincss]

Anne Bonny is a feral cat.

Spicy when first encountered

Will hiss and take a swipe at you just for being nearby

Growls

Can eventually be bought with affection but it’s almost always gonna be an uphill battle for a while there

Will still growl while accepting affection initially

You can’t go to her you gotta let her come to you

Shows her affection normally just by hanging out with you

You’ll know you made it when she shows you her metaphorical belly

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[violent138]

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

[damianwaynerocks]

saw someone say months ago that the best cover story for jason coming back to life in the public eye is to say he was in witness protection. and i agree with that! but id like to add: jason would make a public statement saying that the reason he was in witness protection is “i saw joker kill robin”

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.