#;; Robin

[oifaaa]

Tim couldn't make it he was in Paris also not in the group chat

[amevdw]

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[herpsandbirds]

American Robins (Turdus migratorius), EAT THE TASTY BERRIES!!!, family Turdidae, order Passeriformes, Central Park, NYC, NY, USA

The last photo has a European Starling in the bakcground.

photograph by Laura Johnson

[batfamgalore]

*Clark is visiting the manor to help Bruce on a case and they walk past Dick’s room. (He’s supposed to be grounded, but isn’t in there).*

Clark: Hey, Bruce, listen. I don’t want to creep you out or anything, but I was just peering into Dick’s bedroom…

Bruce: Okay, not off to a great start, Clark.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian, under the table, whispering: Grayson!

Dick: *looks under the table*

Dick: Damian? I thought you ran away forever.

Damian: I got hungry.

[catastrophicalcat]

I take back everything I ever said, I love WFA, please give us more!

Wayne Family Adventures #151

[nemoredraw]

Damian and Jason Todd without context. You set the context.

[frownyalfred]

Pissed-off Batkid: “I’m not Batman.”

[authority figure] who’s about to ruin their entire year: “Yeah, that much is pretty obvious. Because Batman would’ve already figured a way out of this shit.”

[embracedbythesea]

They are so silly and beautiful. Thanks for give me what I want, Wayne Family Adventures

[dailydccomics]

Batman vs Robin by Francis Manapul

[oifaaa]

So here's the thing leaving out Steph or Damian and captioning it "all the robins ^_^" that's a straight up crime a crime i will be judging you night and day for but leaving out Tim, Jason or Dick and captioning it "all the robins ^_^" hilarious and brave you have provided a true gift to this world I wish you all the love and luck going forward

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, Part 3

After Danny and Damian's sparring match

Bruce: Danny come over here.

Danny: Hi Bruce.

Bruce: Good job during that fight, not everyone can avoid Damian's sword attacks like that.

Damian: Indeed, you are skilled nephew.

Bruce: And while I question that whole "if there's no blood, it's no fun" thing you and Jason seem to have going on, I see no immediate harm in it, as long as you two stay safe.

Danny: Don't worry it's mostly a joke.

Bruce (laughs): Good to know. No can you follow me to the batcomputer. Before you head out to your first patrol as a formal part of the family I need to give you a chip so we can monitor your vitals and track your location. Speaking of which is the chip going to be a problem with your powers?

Danny: Most likely, my intangibility will cause it to fall out, but if I infuse the chip with some ectoplasm, it should go intangible when I do.

Bruce: Ectoplasm?

Danny: It's basically ghost energy, and don't worry it shouldn't interfere with the chip's ability to collect or transmit data.

Bruce: Ok, then let's get that chip.

Bruce walked Danny to the batcomputer and gave Danny the chip which he infused with ectoplasm and gave back to Bruce who inserted it into Danny's shoulder.

Bruce: Hmm, that's not right, according to this, your body temperature is 80°F, your pulse is 25 beats per minute, and your blood oxygen level is 90%. Stupid thing is broken. Sorry Danny I'll have to remove it and give you a new one.

Danny: It's not wrong.

Bruce: What?

Danny: Given my half-death status my vitals are also half-dead.

Bruce: I see.

Danny: Those are my normal vitals now. But I can manipulate them to normal human levels, but that takes active concentration.

Bruce: Don't worry I can just program your specific chip to your regular vitals.

Danny: Great, but also keep in mind that if I get a little too comfortable while sleeping all of that will just stop, as in my vitals will show that I'm medically dead.

Bruce (concerned): I see... Ok then I'll make a note of that, you can go back to training.

Danny: Alright, bye Bruce.

(Master Post)

[incorrectbatfam]

similar to that french king cake ask, in brazil we have a tradition in birthday parties that the birthday boy/girl cuts the first piece of cake and gives it to their "favorite person"/the one they loves most among the guests

thoughts of how that happens in a bat-anniversary?

Everyone, singing: Happy birthday to youuuu!

Bruce: *blows out the candles*

Damian: Fun fact: in Brazil, you're supposed to give the first slice of cake to your favorite person. I will take mine now, Father.

Dick: No, it's mine. He made me Robin first for a reason.

Jason: But he adopted me first.

Duke: Putting aside the fact that none of us are Brazilian, it's obviously one of the girls.

Steph: Exactly. I'll take a piece with extra frosting.

Tim: You're not legally his.

Cass: But I am.

Harper: Imagine caring what he thinks.

Barbara: Guys, just let him decide.

Bruce: *already eating the first slice*

[embracedbythesea]

THIS. THIS IS WHAT I WANT. Good dad Bruce on his way