#zy: f

[y2sims]

Four Hairstyles in The New Hair System.

colors by pooklet.

textures by remi (straight) & poppet (wavy).

binned, familied, tooltipped and compressed.

all four colors are in one .package file.

all the meshes are included.

butterflysims & peggy hairs were requested!

Butterflysims 064

all ages

15.7k~ polys

mesh edit by @profesionalpartyguest (incl.)

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Hezeh F1

all ages

10k~ polys

mesh conversion by @powerpcinside

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Peggy 4341 - unisex

all ages

8.9k~ polys

cf mesh edit by nekosayuri, m conversion by yuxi

originally retextured by aliksims, i just recolored

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ZY Myra

all ages

14k~ polys

mesh conversion by powerpcinside

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[brbarou]

nonsense dump of my pookie

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

BTAS!Riddler,Dano!Riddler,Arkham!Riddler and ZY!Riddler with Fem!Reader Flower Shop AU (Btw Happy Valentine's Day!)

"Flower Shop" - BTAS!Riddler,Dano!Riddler,Arkham!Riddler and ZY!Riddler x Fem!Reader

A flower shop au? In 2024? And several MONTHS late?! Lets do it! I'm not going to lie to you, even though I've been around for flower shop aus, I don't ever remember getting into them when I was younger? So that being said, I really hope I've captured it right!

TW: None

BTAS

His flower shop is immaculate. Neat, plants organized by category and then sub-organized by color. Has a small greenhouse focused on more delicate or rare flowers that need special care. Due to his technological prowess, everything is automated to an exact science, down to moisture readers in the soil of the potted plants. Has an eye for arranging bouquets.

He has a criminal past and managed to elude law enforcement on his path to revenge. Instead of going right back to games and puzzles, he opted to lay low. He's successful, but how successful is a flower shop that it gains renown? It's perfect for his intentions.

You catch his eye when you come in and look around. You'd noticed the flowers from the outside and felt yourself being pulled in. After a lovely conversation that made his heart flutter, he just assumed he wouldn't see you again. Such a delightful woman never seems to accept all of him. And yet... you do. You ask questions. You appreciate him and what he is. When the time is right, he'll tell you the truth.

Flowers has been the thing to bring you together. What he plans to do to show his affections will take time- He works. He plots and designs and creates numerous genetic charts. And once the time he right he reveals the symbol of his love for you- A brand new rose variety. It's color and petals are soft. He names it after you.

2022

Hyperfixation career. In this au, there had to be a special moment in which plants became just as much of a comfort area as numbers. Perhaps something about raising them and nurturing them to bloom when he was in the orphanage? Creating something beautiful from nothing. Maybe if he keeps growing these plants, something can grow inside the void in his chest... It's not his shop, but the owner likes how dedicated he is- down to Edward's complex understanding of accounting and statistical numbers that's increased profit exponentially.

He really watches you from afar in the shop at first. The pretty woman who just moved into Gotham, looking to buy a bouquet for herself. He listens in on his boss talking to you, asking general chatty questions. His biggest takeaway is that you're alone... just like him. So when you keep coming in for new flowers, he's enamored.

Very much crushing from afar and if you asked him any questions, he'd make a bouquet that's basically a love confession in flower form- Aster, gardenias, white roses, red chrysanthemum... The actual presentation is a little messy. But it's made with such feeling it's difficult to not find it beautiful; Even if you're not sure of the meaning just yet.

In this au, he'd likely only make a move if someone else was moving in on you or if you expressed interest first. Otherwise, he'd keep a lot of his feelings to the flowers... and his totally not creepy online blog he runs where he talks about injustice and numbers and now you :)

Dumb side thought, if any of these guys was a Seymour from Little Shop, it'd be 2022. Except he was probably killing people already, this is just easier body disposal.

Arkham

He's so gruff but his flowers and plants are so lovely. Really, it's the only reason people keep going in to get them from him. His shop is dimly lit other than UV lamps and the scarce sunlight that filters through the front window for the flowers that need it. It's clean but... cluttered. There's never an instance where he doesn't have dirt and mud on his clothing. Overall, it's pretty unwelcoming for a store. Even the nursery outside is well taken care of but reminiscent of a garden to get lost in.

When you bring him a dying plant that you're desperately trying to keep alive, he looks... annoyed. Hand it over. Obviously you don't know what you're doing. Why even bother buying it if you're not going to learn to take care of it? When you tell him it was a sentimental gift, he pauses. Come back later, he'll have written instructions on how to take care of it.

If someone were to snoop, they'd find that this version of the Riddler was once something of a prodigy. Brilliant with technology and numbers. Yet he was obsessive. Couldn't stand to lose. So when he did, he couldn't accept it. Some... bad things happened and he left the game. He's vague about it. Says the other person cheated. Better to leave it alone.

When you come back in with photos showing you followed every instruction he gave you and the plant flourishing... That's when he starts getting feelings. Hey, young lady, do you- Do you perhaps need a job? He has an opening and you seem competent. He can pay you competitive rates for... whatever it is you're wasting your time on now. Then you'll be close.

Zero Year

Similar to BTAS, Zero Years shop is meticulous and filled with devices he created himself to take care of the plants automatically. He hardly needs staff- yet found himself hiring in case there are clients he doesn't want to deal with. A lot of this is a cover for the hacking and other illegal shit he pulls for giggles and his own ego. It's not nearly the same grandiose level of his crimes in the comics, but it's not nothing.

He can rattle off the taxonomy of anything inside or outside the shop. Tell you the historical and cultural significance if it has any. His flower language game is insane. This results in both flirty messages that no one seems to understand in this bouquets or scathing insults the morons will never figure out.

When you show up, he's shoving away the morons working for him to see to you himself. In his mind, it was very smooth and you probably didn't even notice. In reality, it was very obvious that he was barreling his employee over to talk to you. What were you looking for, sweetheart, hm? Tulips for your mother? Congratulatory bouquet for a coworker? ...He looks slightly annoyed- Roses for a lover? When he finds out it's just for your home. Yellow daffodils, summer savory, coral roses- He picks everything out himself, complimentary colors. He gives it to you for free with a wink.

When you come back another day insisting on actually buying something, he knows he has you. Did you know that giving someone an orchid is a sign of thoughtfulness and charm? He has a whole collection of them if you want to see. Private. If you really want to pay, that's fine. But at least take your pick of your favorite color. He insists ;)

[aita-alternia]

aita for Eating a bee and blaming it on my coworker? 

i [12 indigo] am an apicultural engineedler for [a Large company name redacted]. we Provide a live software service so realtime support and updates are very Important. recently, a concentrated Effort has been made to port our old and Exceedingly convoluted network onto a new beehouse mainframework to comply with silicomb 2.0 standards and drag our Very tangled Very old codebase into the present decasweep. it has been a lot of effort over almost a full sweep, but the new mainframe is beautiful and well worth the time and will make it much easier to debug and re-bug the network going forward. 

due to our service being live, our small team of developunishers were required to supervise the migration of our bees between mainframe overday, which we turned into a little Shindig since if all went well there wouldn't be much to do once Everything was underway. one of my coworkers [14 violet] who I will call aparna for this story brought faygo for us to celebrate with [she is Not a practicing juggalo but she still talks about growing up in the church All The Time. it is frankly Quite grating. we do not need to hear again about how you chose your paint aparna you do not actually paint anymore i fail to see how it is presently Relevant. and she Always seems to talk about it louder when she notices im listening]

anyway it was getting close to migration time and Most of my coworkers were there. we opened bottles of soda and began to prep the signal drones. [not like Her Imperious Condescension's drones, these are apicultural beenary signallers that serve signposts for the queen for the interframe migration. basically Her Smaller Majesty the Hive Queen Who Makes Our Code Work needs to know where to go to get to the new mainframe but we can't move her there directly since she's too vicious to be handled directly. instead we move the drones who we can manually override and she follows them into the new beehome.] this step of the process is Usually pretty smooth. the Most difficult part is usually when the queen moves and the Entire hive follows her; the multithreading can be somewhat difficult to manage and if the beestreams begin to cross over too much, they can jam the entrances to the new beehome, causing the formation to collapse and potentially bringing down the network. that's why we have to supervise the migration closely. 

however. a Mistake was made. and it was made early. 

at some point during setup one of the signal drones was knocked loose of its designated position. i do not know how this happened [but it's probably aparna's fault. she is always making these kinds of very Small mistakes. never anything Severe but little things. annoying things. many of them.] this is usually easy to correct except that it went unnoticed and, drawn by some instinct of insects Everywhere, found its way into my soda. 

which i then drank.

i could tell the bee was in there right away, but my instinctive self defense reaction was to swallow and crush whatever was buzzing in my mouth with my Powerful esophageal muscles. so that is what I did. the signal drone died Swiftly in my throat. i was safe from the Threat of its sting - and we were down an essential component for the migration

i Panicked. i turned my head and frantically coughed up the signal drone, passing it off as the soda going down the wrong pipe. this dislodged the signal drone into my hand. i knew that if i were caught it would Not go well for me. if i got in Trouble at this job my lusus might start trying to push me toward the cavalreapers again. i could not let that happen. 

then i noticed that someone's soda was open on the table next to me. 

i invite you to guess what i did next. i also invite you to guess whose drink it happened to be.

it took some time for the absence of the signal drone to be noticed, but eventually aparna took a drink of her faygo and spat it out along with the body of the drone. it was Very clear what had happened and she took the blame for the subsequent Disaster of having to emergency patch the signal formation, as well as the debugging required to fix the resulting path collisions during the Full migration. 

aparna will be fine. our boss likes her Very much overall and is Extremely unlikely to get rid of her [i would likely have come forward by now if i had done this to Any other coworker, but aparna is in no danger and Also she deserves it for being careless and Also it was probably her who knocked the drone out of formation to begin with], whereas i would Very likely have been fired had they known it was actually my fault. however i am concerned that aparna may be on to me. she has been glaring at me even More than usual for the past few days. i have glared back as i will Not be Cowed by a juggalo - and a lapsed one at that. she'll have to do better than an annoyance if she wants anything out of me.

so. am i the Asshole?

[lilysplacce]

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[maddiebiscuits]

[ F R E N ZY ]

[shinjisdone]

If it's possible can I get a f!mc with Riddle? As in the events like how you did with deuce. Take your time.

Choosing this one first since Ive been dealing with quite a few things recently and this is the easiest one for me.

The Thorfinn one is gonna be next

Excellent cuz I actually thought about making a Riddle Version ^^

Might have gone overboard so pls treat this as another part of the female!MC and friends series and as a request ^^

tried to focus on the 'female!MC' part but lotsa things ended up pretty neutral...

TW: Mentions of Riddle's strict diet introduced by his mother and his hesitancy to eat food as well as counting calories in the 'When He Cooks For You...' Part

Female!MC and Friends - Riddle Rosehearts

Oh, the upright and feared Riddle Rosehearts.

Let's not talk about his first meeting and overblot 'cause there he was just c r a zy.

It's after a while after things and he have calmed down where he can even approach you and properly 'meet' you for the first time. Riddle cannot believe how careless he was that he noticed only just now that you are a girl in an all-boys-academy - the only one here probably as well.

His first thought was: 'This breaks a rule.'

But he is quick to scold and correct himself. This kind of thinking earned him the most embarrassing and stressful meltdown he has ever experienced. Clearly no one got out happy with this kind of thinking.

Not Riddle. Not his dorm. Maybe only his mother...

In secret, there were some rules he didn't like...

He likes to have milk in his tea. He likes chestnuts in his sweets...and he would like to have free time to spend with his friends...

He is sure you would like to have that, too.

When You Are Invited To The Unbirthday Party...

Well, this most likely happens after the overblot, as an apology.

It is also the first Unbirthady Party you have been invited to.

It will most likely go as it did in the game...and Riddle is apologizing to you too, since you got dragged into his mess as a bystander.

As a new student! You just got here at NRC and have had to deal with his mess, his problems.

You also helped Ace make the 'apology' nut tart...so you definitely deserve an apology.

There might be a bit of confusion within the normal Heartslabyul dormmates who do not know you...they might also notice that you are a girl.

There might be a few whispers in a group on what you are doing here. It can be hard to notice if someone is magicless on first glance but it can be easy to notice a girl, if you present yourself as such in a way.

There is a sliiiiight chance you are gonna get asked about or talked to about this. If there are some negative claims or responses to you being at NRC or at the party, Riddle will be sure to correct them quickly.

"Do not disregard anyone here! She is still a guest!"

Riddle will go back to his old habit and the students will nervously ask if that is a rule.

"No, not a rule," He softens his voice, "It goes without saying that no one shall be misjudged or disregarded, no matter who they are!"

Continuing his apology, he will treat everyone for a bit. He will ask what tea you like (you can have any tea, no matter the rule!) and if you'd like to play with the hedgehogs (he can turn a blind eye for that one today).

You can take advantage of it like Ace totally did/would. Or you could be considerate of his...weird overblot situation.

At the former he will be annoyed but allow it ONLY FOR TODAY, and for the second one, he will be perplexed but decides, yeah, he should gracefully accept your kindness.

Riddle will make sure to treat you equally, in and out of Heartslabyul.

But, if he finds himself fond of you, favoritism might follow...

When He Cooks For You...

Cooking is...hard.

Riddle truly wants to improve. If he likes you, he could try cooking for you to taste-test his dishes. He doesn't wanna go through the oyster-sauce-situation again...

Depending on your own skills, he might ask for a liiiittle bit of help. What is this spice? How much is a 'spoonful'? What do they mean when they say 'cook with love'?

You will quickly find out that he is a terrible cook. You could be a chef or someone who wouldn't be able to cook to save your own life, but at least you'd still be better than Riddle.

So when he starts asking these small questions...you can expect to give him full on lessons.

He...feels weird being taught by another student but grows to appreaciate it. He will remember your instructions and use them wisely (as he literally states after each explanation) so you can expect a delicious dish!

Nothing is perfect at the beginning but the more he tries, and the more he learns from you (or Trey), the better he gets at it! He lets you try it and once he has made something actually tasty, he will be quite proud!

He never knew how nice it is to see someone enjoy the meals you make...especially with a smile such as yours.

He might make more for you - just for fun and not to learn. Just for you...

B-But as th-thanks, of course! For what other reason could it be?!

If YOU make HIM something, he will be...confused...then realizes...and then feels touched...and then confused again.

You...made him a meal? Just like that? Why?

When he does it for you, he does not question anything. But here the roles are reversed and it's strange to him...

Riddle hesitates a little. This meal was not planned for today and he might not follow exactly as his mother intended his diet to be...but you made this for him.

He eats it...and no matter the taste, he will thank you. Eating slowly as he digests (literally and figuratively) this gesture of yours.

No one has ever done this for him. It was all his mother, who noted down the calories instead of thinking if he'll actually enjoy the dish or not.

If you make him a STRAWBERRY T A R T oooooh man, expect some silence.

Riddle is. So. confused. But. In a good way.

But also in. A. Perplexing way.

You...you did this to please him, right? To make him happy?

There cannot be any other explanation as to why.

Out of every little thing, you decided to make him his favorite food...he will stare at it in awe...and actually ponder if he is even allowed to eat it.

One, because of old habits. Two, because it looks so nice. And you baked it for him.

You went out of your way to get the ingredients, wash and cut the strawberries, knet the doe, put in the oven...

He calls out to you midway and will mutter with a flustered face that he will gladly eat it. Would you...like to accompany him? It could be like an small, unofficial, Unbrithday Party...a private one.

Riddle feels so weird eating the tart. Its great and he loves it...but it's not from a bakery, it's not made by Trey for everyone - it was made by you; For him.

Riddle will thank you with flushed cheeks.

When He...Proposes To A Ghost!?

Oh boy. Ghost wedding, huh?

Well, strange and weird, but nothing Riddle cannot manage!

It is fake-proposing anyway and he was to a lot of parties when he was younger. Perhaps he even witnessed a proposal in one of them!

Safe to say, someone as gentleman-ly and sophisticated as Riddle has a high chance of winning a bride's heart - even if it doesn't beat anymore.

Riddle prepares himself perfectly and has the confidence to suit it to. He doesn't believe he is flawless but knows that his attempt will at least help get Idia out of there.

You could aid him though he doesn't think he needs the help.

But if you want to propose to Eliza as well? Certainly you know that makes you two…uh…rivals?

He doesn't like the thought of that even if it is just fake proposing.

To impress the bride you must wear something formal. No matter if suit or dress, Riddle will feel flustered seeing you like this.

If you wear a suit, expect him to scrutinize you. He is very familiar with wearing suits and look at that, your tie is crooked again! Is the jacket even ironed? And those colors don't align…

He will fix every little thing until you're presentable. This just won't do, you know?

Might realize later that he helped you have a better chance at getting the bride? That's bad. RIDDLE is supposed to be the groom for one. And second…he…doesn't want you to become her wife.

If you wear a dress however, Riddle will definitely feel flustered. He doesn't know much about how dresses are 'properly' worn…and you look nice in it, too.

Are you sure you want to compete in general actually? Riddle got this, you know? You don't need to put yourself out there!

The thought of you winning and becoming a bride yourself? Its…so unpleasant.

Will keep telling you to not worry about this. Don't participate…Riddle is the dormhead and he can take care of this. You can help him if you want…

Or maybe dont. Because rehearsing his proposal and gifting you a bouquet of RED ROSES (he knows they mean true love!) And looking at you with one knee while YOU DRESSED LIKE A BRIDE IS

ITS NOT OKAY HE DECIDED.

NOPE DONT HELP HIM! IN FACT, DONT BE HERE AT ALL, RIDDLE WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS!

DONT HELP HIM OUT AND DONT BE ANYONE'S BRIDE! JUST;;;STAY OUTTA THIS!

OH? HE SAID HED TEACH YOU HOW TO DANCE AT A WEDDING?

YOU KNOW HE SEEMS TO NOT RECALL THIS ANYMORE

Before all of this, he would have gladly taught you…but here, he finds himself too flustered to do it. His eyes barely make contact to yours as he sways you in a waltz and even HE starts to make mistakes.

Perhaps he'll show you another time, yeah?

When You Are Stranded On An Island Together...

Wh-what is this? First he's staring into a book and now here he is with you on a beach?! With a...strange, blue creature...

Suddenly being stranded on an island can already be a stressful situation for anyone but for Riddle, it is outrageous. There are no rules, no etiquette, no order...and they left the campus without saying! Sure, it was in accident and sudden and through magical means, but still!

But well...if you two are already here (with that Stitch thing), might as well try to make most of this situation.

Riddle will be a bit at loss when making a cot or a tool or anything like that...but he will get the hang of it eventually. Magic still exists in any case of emergency.

Not being able to freely follow the rules of the Queen of Hearts (how ironic), leaves him a bit anxious and he WILL ALWAYS try his best to follow them. However, he realizes the situation he is in and will not be hard on himself when he cannot do so well or perfectly.

He also would not expect you to follow the rules (maybe Ace though).

Riddle is not used to the beach or vacation itself. Since he is so used to rules and etiquette, you might have to show him how to relax. Swimming, building sand castles, collecting sea shells...anything really.

It's strange...but nice. He slowly finds enjoyment in simply doing unproductive things.

With such casual and revealing clothes, he might feel a bit unsure. Though, well, this is proper 'clothing' for a vacation so...

The dormhead might look for you for any direction on how to...'properly' wear vacation clothes. But! If you were to wear revealing clothing fitting for the beach or heat as well (let alone a *gasp* swimwear or a bikini!) Riddle will turn a bright red. What are you doing wearing that?! No, wait...you're doing it correctly, right?It's fitting for a beach...sorry then...but he will still be as red as a goldfish (in Floyd's words) just not out of rage this time. He's flustered seeing you like this.

It doesn't help that you get into the water...

In a swimwear obviously all of your....feminine ways are showing! (In his words. He just doesn't have the gall to say it outright). Don't you...? He means doesn't this...?

Ugh. He gives up. Too embarrassed to communicate his thoughts and Ace is laughing at him.

Yet...this might be a good opportunity to try out this 'relaxing' with you...

When You Dance At A Masquerade...

An activity Riddle is quite familiar with!

It is an honor to be invited by Noble Bell College, so as a dormleader Riddle will do his utmost to leave an perfect impression from beginning to end.

He will be quite sociable and set his 'rule above all'-mindset aside. He is a guest after all.

You will find yourself asked for a dance by him. He is quite confident in his dancing skills and, regarding the ghost wedding (and Helloween if you partook in it with him), this isn't the first time you have danced together, so there isn't really a reason for Riddle to be nervous.

Even if it was the first time, he'd still assure you that he will show you the ropes.

If you are knowledgable in it yourself, he will expect a good perfomance. Especially if he was the one who taught you.

Riddle quite likes the aesthatic of the masquerade. It has such an mysterious vibe to it and he admits to himself that you seem quite charming and intruiging with that mysterious mask on.

Even if he knows that it's you.

Will act a bit more playful and like a 'prince from far, far away' as he asks you for 'the honor of a dance'. If you laugh and oblige with a bit of playfulness yourself, you scored 100 points.

No matter what you wear, Riddle will compliment your get-up. Do compliment his as well. In fact, it suits him and his personality perfectly! With how sophisticated Riddle is, nobody else could pull off the entire 'masked-prince' aesthatic!

He will blush and clear his throat. Although he will agree with you.

Would truly like to have your first dance but if he does not get the chance, he won't complain. But he will be sure to be on look-out for you to get at least one dance.

If you are??? Very much enjoying the dancing??? With giggles and laughter??? OH man, he doesn't know what to do.

On one hand, he tries really hard not to scold you. This isn't proper etiquette for dancing, you aren't supposed to have f u n. You have to be graceful and impressive and elegant and...

But on the other hand...you have so much fun. You're like a shining sunflower princess blooming amidst these other flowers as if you had seen the sunlight for the first time...he cannot take that fun away from you.

Uh-oh, did he just really think that?

Though his face is blooming just as much in red, he keeps his mouth shut and twirls you as much as you like.

It's nice seeing you enjoy yourself so much. Riddle enjoys himself too.

Yet besides the dancing, he doesn't know what else to do...seems like he does not need to uphold a reputation all the time through the festivity, so he will seek you out for some guidance but also because he enjoys your company.

If you ask him out of curiousity and fun what it means to have 'proper ballroom etiquette', he will gladly tell you but be confused that you might find it fun? He certainly didn't as a kid.

If you, again, play around like some kind of noble or princess, he is biting his tongue. You are just playing around...and it's just for tonight. As long as you don't embarass yourself (or him) then...be as much of a princess as you want.

Ah, to have some tea and dance all night...it would be nice.

Only if you were there though.

[silver-and-stars]

Yinglong-Zhuyan and Bingyi-Yichen

YingLong saying to BingYi he doesn't mind dying for the greater good, and BingYi asking him if he considered his feelings, aka BingYi would be heartbroken if YingLong died (which he did cause no one gets to be happy in this show).

BingYi being forced to kill YingLong, then asking to be made a mortal and choosing to live in seclusion. Our boy felt guilty and was sad af after YingLong's death.

Also YiChen's sword is made from past-ZhuYan's bones and soul. Like BingYi's sword was made from the remains of the b(f)f he had to kill. Goth romance at its peak.

And now their descendants/reincarnation have the oath of YC killing ZY with said sword.

[l0n3lyl0v3r]

alright! here’s the highly requested (for my blog lol) m34ńspo i wrote for myself a while back. a reminder that i am pro-recovery! if you don’t like this content please block, do not report.

ahead of time, MAJOR TW

mention of 3d, b0dy dis., etc. uses strong langu4ge.

DNI IF YOU ARE A MINOR

edit: I had to remove some tags so i don’t get t-worded! thank you for understanding.

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do you actually feel like eating right now you f@t fûck1ng pig? do you think that you DESERVE to e@t?!? look at what you did to yourself!!! you were so pretty and sl1m and now you are literally a WH4LE compared to all your friends. who cares what you have gone through, those are NOT excuses. you’re a f@t, l@zy, disgust1ng c0w which is why nobody likes you. you don’t deserve to put a single piece f00d in your m0uth ever again. you’d be lucky to ⭐️ve. at least then you can potentially be pretty again. you’re f@tness is your most repuls1ve trait; honestly, i understand why people h@te you and think that you’re ann0ying. they can’t be around a disgust1ng 0bese fück like you who can’t do anything but e@t and e@t and e@t.

here’s a tip: look through your photo album and look at all those “pretty” ph0t0s of yours3lf. you see how disgust1ng you l00k? why do you think ANY0NE would want to be around you when you take up that much sp@ce?! stop delud1ng yourself. oh god stop cry1ng you big baby. you did this to yourself. you don’t deserve to cry. get up and go fücking exercise and ⭐️ve.

[god-of-glowsticks]

You are correct, Nala. His escape is inevitable. The events of it are.. f—//—?—!u—//zy at best.. ow. Why does this keep happening to me.

...Their escape. While I don't exactly... have the best relationship with Destruction... I know the God goes by They/It... but also maybe because you keep trying to say certain things?

[lextheraspberry]

T0dayz f!t g0ez h@rd

I w@z 2 l@zy t0 str@!ghten my h@!r s0 !t l00kz funky but whateves

[jysnll]

大概整理了一下盒饭的碎碎念磕点，之后补充丢评论区

受不了我溜一次就想脑，他真的比起对方天天想自己不如他偶尔想到自己更让他感到高兴，特别是前面先傲娇，后面开始解释，你就是喜欢fgg突然想你，就会像小狐狸一样感到意外的幸福

这几天我就一直在想，虽然zy也一起去旅行但是……hl绝对很期待和fgg一起行动……还得给夫妻俩空出点时间……但是这两天谈到去哪里的时候是想过跟fgg去哪条晚上很好看的街道……我的背德脑又起来了，妈的，脑补点过激互动啥的，回到酒店后在直播间里当没事人炫耀自己跟fgg一起压马路

再加上别人的印象就是，小忠犬lls和高冷女友fgg……毕竟已婚+直男卡在这，唉呀……又回到了经典那啥，不知道为什么更像理论游星x理论露娜，嗯……

lls太“能被别人需要而感到高兴”了，搞盒饭的话其实就是茶钓受fggx忠狼狗攻lls……饭盒就是完全的坏女人fs把天狗hl玩弄股掌之间……但又怎么说呢，lls无论主观很相信还是客观上在fgg的交际里占很重要的一部分，其实搞扭曲的话，lls是更在意fgg特殊对待了谁或者有新的替代（呃）而非单纯fgg跟哪个人关系更亲密，毕竟现实本来就有zy了呢

（反转了，盒饭是年长阴湿重力龌龊的数据库lls拿捏年下傲气又不得不���低在下的小奶狗f，饭盒是无心茶系fs哄骗傲娇体软虚狼犬hl，最后诈骗hl跑路hl抱憾终身（bushi）

lls谈到fgg的时候也变得有点茶，很喜欢跟大家秀“只有我有而你们看不到”的特殊对待，这一点就很好写，比如送礼物啥的fgg给所有人带来一样的，单独给赫萝买了他需要而别人没有的，lls就会把尾巴翘到天上去wwww

还有就是lls对fgg的偏袒偏爱，教他玩游戏用自己当靶子，特地买两个卡带等fgg要其中一个借机进入他的世界什么的，我只想说他真的我哭死，今晚的联动也是fgg全肯定bot

然后就是立于这点之上很好品的lls对fgg的傲娇，这个傲娇真的太戳心窝了////////特别精髓的一点，我至今都盘不出好的分析，他太在意fgg的一切但又有点害怕fgg（为了别人？）才留意自己，这种变扭产生的傲娇就，啊，斯巴拉西，但是hl同时又讨厌fgg因为别人而改变（哪怕只是剪头发或者评论区留言），他就会产生某种认知感上的占有欲吃醋，“明明是我先留头发他居然为别人留头发？”“为什么在别人评论区回复不给我回？”“他居然有我不知道事情？”这种距离感的锚点太香了

再回到lls自己，就是说如果fgg真是女的……绝对横竖是女fs主动推倒lls，特别是lls的心之壁对fgg是完全没有的，想逃了fgg绝对会a

然后fgg则是毕竟直男摆在这了，很准的就是“高高在上”“高岭之（茶）花”，其实就是正根苗红有点矜持感在那，故而言之会衍生出茶，喜欢把自己摘干净；互动方面则是很依赖lls，会觉得lls很有安全感，几次联动fgg都惦念lls，鉴于我还没补就不嘴了。

一句话总结盒饭的默契应该在于他们两个人思路是差不多的，所以经常能相互get对方在想什么

最后位于朋友这个位置上，嘶，其实……还挺像知樱的，你妈的出走快十年，归来我还是磕这种朋友+单箭头cp，从女同变南通，���且另一方都有官配，我真是这辈子完了😨

不过盒饭不���样的在于lls还是有点占有欲+小情人怨妇感的，导致盒饭的扭曲感比知樱强，知樱实在是太母爱清水了（）

然后看完上面的总结……lls应该是希望fgg能对他有点特殊对待就满足了（妈的好游星啊），毕竟他对fgg就很特殊对待了；fgg自然就没啥说的，主要是习以为常的依赖+信赖lls可以搞点，只能嗯造一下eh酱来攻略hl了

至于搞真南通我不会啊……搞bg太久了……简单的弯恋直想搞但（）完全情侣同居这种模式也不太好写

所以这篇帖子就到这了（

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

Riddler/Edward Nygma/Nashton

General Headcanons (old, needs to be redone)

Stupid nicknames

A succubus offer

With a vigilante S/O

Panic Attack Telltale

Walked in on- Arkham Riddler NSFW

"Riddler with a baby" Riddler Party

"Insufferable" General M!reader NSFW

Pregnant Partner- Telltale

The Concept of Himboification- General

Love Letter to Coworker - batman 2022 (Valentines 2023 event)

"Custom Made" Riddler Party

What does he watch and read?- Batman 2022

"Protector" Batman 2022

Riddler Design based around Alan Cumming

"Unprofessional" Gotham, BTAS, Capullo, Arkham x F!reader

"Can't sleep, how about you?" BTAS, Telltale, Arkham

With an Asexual S/O- Gotham, BTAS, Telltale, Arkham

"Vampire Backgrounds" Riddler Party (vampire au)

"So you think I'm sexy-" 60s Riddler

"Strange Skills" Gotham

"Who is hunting who?" Telltale (vampire au)

"Business Meetings" 60s NSFW

Wall climbing Telltale (vampire au)

"Deadly Nightshade" 60s

"Nasty" Batman 2022 NSFW

Brief musings on Telltale

"Lean Greenbean" Riddler Party

"Zeros and Ones and Everything Inbetween" 60's Riddler x nonbinary!Reader

"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?" Riddler party

Zero Year Riddler is Actually A Nerdy Dork-Ass and I Have Evidence

"Riddlers and Horror Movies" Riddler party

Zero Year Haphaestus nickname

"Affectionate Comforts" Riddler Party

Zero Year Voice Claim

"S/O with vitiligo" Riddler party ask

"Riddlers with Dogs" Riddler Party Ask

"Sweet as honey, dumb as…" Riddler party x F!reader

"Riddler's with Dogs Pt 2" Riddler Party Ask

"Riddlers with Cats" Riddler Party Ask

"Polaroids" 2022 Riddler x reader NSFW

Riddler Party x Reader With Sensory Issues

break lol

"Whimsical Interests" Telltale Riddler

"Magic Hands" Riddler Party x F!Reader

"Touch Averse S/O" Riddler x Reader

"With an older s/o" Riddler Party x Reader

"Deserving" Riddler party x Reader

"We are not keeping the damn thing-" Riddler Party x S/O

A Date in the Asylum - BTAS Edward x F!S/O (Valentines Event 2024)

A soft Love Letter - Telltale Riddler x F!S/O (Valentines Event 2024)

"Yes, Boss? <3" 60s Riddler x Henchmen!Reader

"Groan-worthy" Riddler Party x Reader

"Flower Shop" - BTAS!Riddler,Dano!Riddler,Arkham!Riddler and ZY!Riddler x Fem!Reader

"Breast Cancer scare" Riddler party x Reader

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URSULA HAIR (KIDS) + ACC by Zy

D O W N L O A D HAIR

D O W N L O A D ACC

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[nysocboy]

"Solar Opposites": Skyler Gisondo plays a muscular bat-alien with a human boyfriend

Solar Opposites is an animated sitcom about a family of sentient slugs that crash-landed on Earth and must look for a way home while adapting to bizarre human customs like gender polarization. But this is a review of an episode where they don't appear.

Episode 4.9, "Down and Out on Planet X-Non," stars Glenn (Kieran Culkin), the family's snoopy neighbor, who got blasted into space, and after many adventures and near-death experiences, wakes up naked in the room of a bat-headed alien named Zy (Skyler Gisondo).

Zy: "I found you in the woods, half-dead."

Glenn: "Why am I naked?"

Zy: "Your clothes were soaked."

Zy infers that he has a "secred, f*ked-up past," so he'll be perfect for their group of multi-species thieves and con-men.

Glen tries to leave, but outside the door, beings are robbing and killing each other, so he decides to stay. First queer code; Zy puts his hand on Glenn's shoulder and leaves it there.

The full review, with 1 beefcake photo and 2 frontal nude photos, is on Righteous Gemstones Beefcake and Boyfriends.