#soulsborne

[rapid-artwork]

Someone finally noticed my comedic genius.

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

[st-hedge]

Genichiro, he is very stupid and he ate dirt. I love him

[silversteampunk]

Some alternate Saw Cleavers. I call the one with the center one Bloodrusted and the right one Kosian.

[the-cat-atonic]

Pixelated Insight :)

What he doin up there?

[kermitsbutton]

Rom my dearest most vacuous friend stays during sex

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

[theribbajack]

The Scarlet Valkyrie

[secteel]

Made a baby Madaras and his mom..

[luciiferous]

as a hashtag girldad of 2.5 daughters, learning how to do the heart hands properly is crucial.

[kermitsbutton]

rom the vacuuouuoous baby

[izunias-meme-hole]

[insomnium-art]

Old draw

[kermitsbutton]

I will never let go, not even prying my cold dead hands from the corpse of the long forgotten accursed would stop me for i would return to the nightmare we call reality again and again.

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

To expand on that post I reblogged....the next soulsborne game should make the Level Up Maiden an open and unrepentant pervert.

Like if you come back from the poison/filth area without fast traveling, she makes some VERY suspicious comments about how your undergarments must smell ripe.

Like she is visibly resisting the urge to masturbate after you level up your stats multiple times in one session.

Like if there is a bed to sleep in, in the hub area, it exists purely for the 12.5% chance to see her pressing her face against the window to that room. While her heaving panting is fogging the glass.

Like if you have your back to her for too long in the hub area, she makes the anime pervert "grabbing hands" motion while looking at your butt.

[dungeon-vault]

[despairrrrrr-blog]

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