#leagueposting

[aevallare]

[secteel]

Banana man!

[talktalitha]

Sorry for leagueposting again but I'm having a stroke over heartsteel rn. It's just. It's so funny. Kayn being his edgy-ass self. Ezreal living his best slut life. K'sante, living truck of a man having a voice you just would not expect. Why are Yone and Aphelios here. Who has their songwriter and their producer in their music video. The fact that YONE IS ALSO THE PROFUCER LIKE YASUO WAS FOR TRUE DAMAGE ACFGBRHRAXBBD COME ON RIOT. Sett holding the sign w his signature upside down. Comedic gold, all of it

[haitaksi]

playing viego and listening to his voicelines is so funny like bro chill i don't think the scuttle crab knows where your wife is

but wait what if it does

scuttle crab of the river what is your wisdom?

TELL ME WHERE SHE IS >:(

[bestangelofall]

My most embarrassing Arcane opinion is that I started watching the show being biased against Jayce because I fucking hate playing against Jayce 🤨

[feytouched]

you ever just do so, SO bad in a game that you have to go look at your own art to remind yourself you CAN do some things well (hi it's me the 0/19 soraka in your league game)

[uplatterme]

sett needs to be muzzled 😮‍💨

[maniacpixiedreamgirl]

[heavensenthale]

I know I never talk about playing LoL here because I want you to think of me as a human being but I just had the wildest interaction playing aram

this got rather long so read only if you wanna see the worst side of me: the one that feels like downloading the game wasn't a mistake lmao

I got Xayah —a champ I'd used like twice before this match— and no one wanted to trade so I went into it like okay, let's hope these guys aren't assholes

so the match starts great, I get first blood, double kill, I go on a rampage (this is unprecedented. again, I was learning the champ as I went). I got killed and the Pyke in my team says "it's okay I'll avenge you"

and the mf killed Jax like it was no biggie. and so we starteed collabing really well. and the Lux and Brand in my team got wind of the situation and we started crushing the other team. I only died like twice more (and one of those was mb, I should've known better against Sion) and our Gragas became really helpful at that point.

so we crush the turrets and the inhibitor and Jax and Sion come at us with everything, but the last time I died I armed myself especifically to fuck with those two. we went into t 3-2, but my teammates died. badly. I pulled moves out of a fucking Worlds and killed them both. With half of my life bar to spare.

so Brand in my team says "that was sick xayah!

and I reply —while calmly knocking out the enemy nexus— "this is only like the third time I've played it"

and he replies "it's a talent you're born with, queen"

then I received all the GGs after the match

I got invited to play a match with the previous Brand (this time they were Nasus and I was Diana) and we lost terribly, but they were super nice in the chat? like when I got killed for the first time he said "oh queen, we're just human right?" and when we lost the first turret they sent to the chat a "whoops that ain't good for us i'm afraid"

when one guy tried to throw shit at our Zyra because she missed her ult, they said "mate it isn't the end of the world. just the match"

nevermind we lost that one, we friended each other and we're now coordinating to bring friends together for a night of truly chill aram

[ohnostalgia]

THEY GAVE TALON LEAGUE OF LEGENDS A PERSONALITY AND STORY OTHER THAN JUST BEING GENERIC ASSASSIN #2 WHO CHEERED (ME I CHEERED) this is insane

[aevallare]

i'm insane. btw. if u even care.

[malewifehenrycooldown]

jinx gives me gender envy (I wish i had long plaited hair + messy bangs) but also i want to wrap her in a warm blanket, make her a cup of hot chocolate + give her some much needed support and company.

[talktalitha]

I cannot stress enough how much I love that Aphelios is part of Heartsteel lol. It's peak Rito having their cake and eating it too. You made your angsty angsty depersonalised mute boy look Like That so he has to go in the kpop boygroup. Listen I get it, he has to have this. He needs more universes to be gay w Sett in. It's rly dumb and rly funny and also kind of sweet that he gets to be here if we turn off the cynicism for a second. Now go sell some skins boy

[ihateleagueoflegends]

oh my god this is the best day EVER

[haitaksi]

hhhrrrgh im trying to test out yorick but the autofill keeps putting me in roles other than top and when i get there they fricking ban him i just want to make my own minions for one game and then ill go back to being a menace on other lanes or farming q on nasus i swear

[feytouched]

people who say league of legends is a toxic game.... skill issue. just don't take it seriously. i play almost only co-op vs ai games and people are so chill there!! i even made a friend today which was unexpectedly wholesome (after i confirmed they were not actually trying to scam me out of my credit card information or something lmao)