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Perseus looking almost completely like his mother.
Perseus' colouring being actually not very much like either Zeus or Danae, because the gold rain affected his complexion/colouring. (Though, if you imagine Zeus as blond, he'd share that with his father.) But it's undeniable that he is Danae's son.
(And Zeus', for those who know how to look, but that's not the point.)
Because, you see, Akrisios is supposed to be killed by his grandson. His daughter's son.
And maybe it's merely chance, natural providence, or maybe it's Fate having a laugh, for how hard and cruelly he tried to avoid it, but Perseus looks so very much like his mother. Akrisios will know his death is coming for him when he sees the boy.
(And despite that Perseus surely has some cause to take witting revenge for his mother's treatment, Akrisios dies by accident at his grandson's hand. Makes you wonder how things might have gone if he hadn't locked his daughter up in an isolated prison with only one other person for company.)
#greek mythology#perseus#acrisius#you know this is another reason#why I just CANNOT fucking fathom#people making Perseus out to be a villain#yeah Oidipous kills his father unwittingly too#but with intent!#Perseus doesn't even do that!
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his âpantsâ being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot#i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself#just got burnt out from working on an animation final đ#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal#my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos#but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time#portal#chell#GlaDOS#GlaD0S#my art#og post#1k#5k#10k#20k#edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place#and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing#i didn't think it would gain much attention#i was Wrong#anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline#EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you
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DP x DC Prompt #16
When Hal had asked him which town he protected, Danny was more than happy to tell him, "Amity Park!" When Hal asked Danny where it was, Danny hadn't thought the response, "At this moment? Or where it was last week?" would've caused such chaos in the meeting.
Danny knew not everyone's town traveled across the country, but he didn't think it was odd enough to warrant this kind of reaction.
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#danny fenton#justice league#hal jordon#amity park#amity park moves around#ya know how a lot of people put amity park in different states?#this is my âin universeâ reason for it#like amity park just moves from city to city#just living its best life#one day you go to bed in Minnesota#and wake up in California#just another day in the life of Amity Parkers#they're used to it#don't ask me how this works practically#it just works#trust me
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It was worth it in the end.
#happy first anniversary to my first murder drones piece#and to me officially sticking my nose in this fandom#it's been a fun full year :]#here's to another year of me punching you all in the nose (lovingly)#murder drones#n murder drones#uzi doorman#murder drones uzi#uzi x n#zeistyâs heavy hitters#also yeah i had to draw this to keep me sane through episode 8#did you know i actually sketched this just before it premiered??#yeah. wow. anyway#murder drones spoilers#just in case tag#you never know. it may count#for. reasons.
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them!!! they!!!!!
#when i tell you i have negative 20 understanding of whats fashionable#idk what looks good at all#yet another reason to love this series cos everyone looks stylish#i wouldn't know style if it came into my house and busted my kneecaps#but i like comfy clothes!!!! so thats what they get!!!!!!!#the hands came out weirdly good in this too usually my hands are awful but look at em#im being so mean spirited to myself today wth WHATEVER POINT IS#this is a doodle take the doodle i hope you like the doodle#skip and loafer#skip to loafer#mitsumi iwakura#shima sousuke#shima x mitsumi
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time đâď¸
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture đ#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here đâď¸
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if u call me beautiful you can have my attention for 5 more minutes
#ultrakill#my art#ferryman ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#w1 ultrakill#w1#ferryman#digital art#okay fun details#i stole the couch from the titanic yes because cmon thats really funny#w1 would probably not kill the ferryman- what that means is whatever u want it to mean#i imagine the ship still goes down though#ohh ferryman where is your angel now#aside the couch heres smth fun about w1 you might not know#it has two different colored heels! one from v1 and one from v2#why? well w1 made its body of the parts available to it. its genuine extremely unimportant#but my 4th wall reason is that it lowkey feels like an achilles heel and thats cute since its already based on another mythos#anyway hope you enjoy! i had way too much fun with this one
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despite his initial rough impression, lqg gets a "fun" rating on the gege scale
#arts#mottau#dragging lqg into the autism to autism communication array#sy thinks he is so cool actually. but he will fiercely deny it if you say so#lmao stupid little baby crush#he has! a cool sword! and hes fought so many monsters! and hes called the Bai Zhan WAR GOD#and also is more lax than his other geges in letting him do stuff that toes the line of things he shouldnt be allowed to do yet#such as you know imitating sword forms when he's not supposed to touch cultivation or combat for another year#in lqg's mind theres no reason he cant practice the forms. and also he doesnt even have a practice sword let alone a real one#he will get yelled at later#can you tell that i read dun meshi and it irreversibly changed the way i draw silly little autistic smiles. bc i sure fucking can#anyways releasing this from containment since im almost done the next chapter. incentive (for myself)
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Compilation of EVERY single time they changed Hobie's filter in the digital version:
Left: Theatrical release Right: Digital release
You might have to click on some of them to get a better look at Hobie, sadly I don't have a video editor that allows me to make better edits than these :')
#This took so long to make lol#cause I had to edit every scene with Hobie from both versions so I could watch them right after one another to compare them#I did this with ALL the scenes he's in also the ones where he's on screen as spider-punk#but they only changed his filters in these scenes so it was a waste of time :')#sidenote: no it wasn't it's never a waste of time to look at hobie I just couldn't use it for my GIFset lol#I also made a bouns one but I'm not allowed to post more than 30 GIFs in one post apparently so I guess I just won't add it then...#but Hobie was basically filterless during all these scenes in the theatrical version#I like that they gave him more different filters in the digital version#the only change I don't like is in the first GIFs#cause like that one post pointed out it looks like they removed his lipstick for some reason#also really wish I had a better video editor so we could get a closer look at Hobie but I did my best with what I had#also slowed some of them down to get a better look at them#been having this idea for a while and now I finally finished it!#which means I can go back to working on my fics now#hopefully lol#also lemme know if there are some other scens you guys want me to make comparisons of#cause I have both versions#the theatrical release isn't the highest quality though so if you know where I can get my hands on a better version lemme know ;)#hobie brown#spider punk#miles morales#spider man#peter b parker#jess drew#miguel o'hara#spider man across the spider verse#across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#atsv#theatrical version
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Yeonjun about the strain he felt while preparing for his debut solo project â "GGUM" MAKING FILM
#yeonjun#choi yeonjun#tomorrow x together#txt#ggum: making film#gifs#creations#userzaynab#useryeonbins#skyehi#rosieblr#megtag#hibiebear#heyiri#ultkpopnetwork#kpopccc#kpopco#this are like the rawest emotions we've seen from him... I feel... it's really sad to watch him like this#i mean I know they're under lots of pressure and stress#It's only natural when you work with so many people who you could potentially disappoint#and I know it was his choice to make this solo project happen now but i feel like the company could manage his schedule better#because why he films till 3 am and then right next day has a flight to another country for a concert...#and now we know from soobin they're super busy again#I'm worried his body will just say 'enough' one day and something bad will happen :(#and you have him work so hard and stress and then all this losers online whose biggest achievement is getting 100 likes on a post#writing the worst things about him for no reason... its not that hard to be kind and you dont need to have an opinion about everything :D#at the end of the day that celebrity you hate so much is still pretty and successful#and you're just a friendless jobless empty-headed rotten fool with likes on a post that mean nothing once you close the ap#I'm just glad all this is still fun for him and that he has such a great support system: his members family staff who care about him and us#all we can really do is support them and send them lots of love fr ;; you've done well my jjunie ily âĽ
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idk if i'm just a joyless feminist buzzkill or something but i find the instareels/tiktok trend of joking about "when the workday starts feeling like women fighting for equal work was a mistake" "women in the past fought for equal opportunities and now i have to go in the office when i could be staying home to cook đ" so DEEPLY unfunny. leaving aside that housewives work equally hard it's just unpaid, also leaving aside how the idea that women never worked and just tended the home is ahistorical--Women's financial independence is a joke to you? Women being able to choose their own life path instead of being forced to rely on men for survival is funny? Go talk to a woman who couldn't leave her abusive husband because she had no work history and no way of financially supporting herself and I think you'll find it significantly less amusing.
#'tee hee hee i wish i had less rights! 𤪠i'm so silly'#saw another one today and it set me off đ and what's worst is i'm pretty sure the creator really DID mean it as a joke not serious but you#know who was validating her in the comments? far right influencers. people who DO believe women should only be in the home#i hate 'very demure very cutesy' too for slightly different reasons. pretty sure it was started as a joke but i've seen too many people#using it seriously. stfu about 'demure'. don't be demure. stop it#wow i AM a buzzkill#born to be a miserable childless cat lady forced to watch trad wife instagram content
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You wake up due to a an odd discomfort around your groin, you feel around and touch something soft and plastic?
You turn on the lights and find yourself lock in a small, pink chastity cage
You panic a little, youâve never done this before, you try to pull it off and it wonât budge and you notice just how little you can touch your member now
You get hard
It hurts
You look around the room and see an envelope next to a small pile of clothes and some odd plastic?
You open the envelope
My dearest love,
You wronged me, the fact you wouldnât know who I am makes it that much worse
So I thought itâd only be right if I punished you
As you mightâve found out already Iâve securely locked you up and only I have the key
If you ever want it back youâll need to do some things for me first
Mod course you wonât be allowed to touch your memeber until I release you
Next you will need to wear the clothes, and insert the remote anal vibrator I provided to you
You will then need to watch any porngraphic content I send you over the course of the next 2 weeks, dressed up and wearing the plug
Iâve made a separate number where we can chat
I expect you to use the proper respect when talking to me
I expect you to thank me for teaching you how to be a good girl
And I expect you to drop whatever youâre doing whenever I send you a message, and if I so ask youâll put on the shuttle clothes I gave you, put in the plug, and watch whatever degrading smut I sent you while I control your ass
Do this like a good girl for 2 weeks and Iâll take off the cage
Mess up once, and Iâll flush the key down the drain
Oh and donât think to get it removed or anything, I got that onto you without you noticing once, and if you get it off Iâll know that means youâre ready for your second round!
And trust me you wouldnât like the second round, something tells me that youâd hate losing your freedom of movement
So now be a good girl and dress yourself up already love~
Iâm waiting
Oh! And one more thing!
I can and will change the rules at any time, for example one I thought of right now: the two weeks only count down if you spent the whole day in cute womanâs clothing, so if you ever put on those nasty clothes youâre wearing right now, the day doesnât count and you still have 2 weeks to go
Good luck cutie! Try to keep me happy~
#I hope you wonât disappoint me#if you do end up taking off the cage itâll be so sad#you wonât see the sun again for so long#but at least Iâll have my doll in my house#so it all has its up sides#so cutie do remember the choice is up to you for whether you keep it on or it gets removed#in all honesty Iâd prefer it if I had a life-in-doll#.#force#forcefem#i-like-talking#..#big post time!#hope yâall enjoyed!#sorry that I havenât been posting or responding as much lately#Iâve been *busy*#but still Iâve read all youâre messgages and theyâve all made me smile!#thank you all so much!#(youâre the reason I do this!)#(though sorry for still not thanking you one on one I need to get better at that)#(just know thereâs a pretty good chance *you* are the reason I made this post!)#(so thanks! and I hope you had a great day! and will have another one!)#(goodnight cutie!)
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Its really interesting that Jimmyâs chair is the one tilted away from the screen in this shot:
Itâs indicative of how his and Jimmyâs dynamic was. Heâs not staring ahead at the screen, heâs not paying attention to what they are doing. Curly is the only one looking forward. Jimmy quite literally couldnât see the responsibility Curly had or was doing. Jimmy likely slacked off and avoided most of his duties. I mean the one time we know he pilots the Tulpar he steers it wrong and loses the team 4000 credits. Even in the positions they held objectively, Curly was always taking responsibility for Jimmy. Not to mention the âWe can fix thisâ and only one chair at attention. Jimmy never had intentions to fix anything, throughout the game, throughout his entire relationship with Curly. Curly always fixed it? Why would it be any different here?
If he even took the slightest bit of responsibility, he wouldâve stayed in the cockpit to see his plan through. In the end Curly did what Jimmy always expected him to do for him and took responsibility. Did what he always did and took responsibility at the wrong timeâŚ
#cross posted on twitter#I like think itâs insane how subtle some shots are but yeah#like he doesnât even take the captains seat to try and crash the ship#the one time he took quote responsibility unquote he still did it from the inattentive side#and then ran from what he did and literally shielded himself from the consequences like closed the door and all like itâd be done quick#even if Curly didnât run in we know it wouldâve failed and everyone wouldâve known#also I saw someone say that Jimmy assaulted Anya because he was trying to put a black mark on Curlyâs record as captain#and I just canât believe that because he didnât want to be found out about it#like think about he canât take responsibility and tries to avoid punishment you really think his ego would allow him to risk#his image and reputation just to get to Curly? he wants to drag curly down by using him as a ring on the ladder but why would he weaken it#first? he only has the job because of him and heâd know that like Jimmy is brash and done but his hateful acts are calculated in a way to#get to others and not back to him#I mean he crashes the ship cause this would go on his permanent record and itâs likely that Jimmy had never got caught for an offense this#socially or legally damning and thatâs another reason he panicked so bad heâs clearly escalorty#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing
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I get the feel Norm was out of the loop until recently. Thats what being stuck in a lamp does to a fella.
Final! With his stupid new master occupated with a tasty sandwich, Norm can start phase 1 of his plan. He spent years cooking up the perfect plan, now all he's gotta do is get H.P and Sanderson on board then-
- Wait why is Turner in Pixie HQ? Why is he a pixie? What do you MEAN he's the best pixie employee? He has a godBROTHER? THOSE TWO BOZOS KIDNAPPED TURNER??
HOW LONG WAS I IN THE LAMP???
Now he can't mess with Timmy so easily anymore. It and pisses him off.
I don't remember if Norm met Peri. I sent you that another ask. Had to break it up. Also love your art!
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Norm may have been out of the loop, initially. But he picks up on the facts very quickly. Maybe a bit too quickly.
No Fairy have ever asked Timmy about his experiences when he was human. Nor did any Fairy ask him how it was like to become a Fairy. Norm's the first being in 200 years to do it and Timmy's.
Uncomfortable.
In one conversation, they learned more about each other than Timmy liked. With one response, Norm has learned more about Timmy's current state than Timmy realized he'd given. More so, Norm knows more about Timmy's fate than Timmy does himself.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop norm#fop norm the genie#norm the genie#asks#itty bitties fop au#AJHEHEHEEHEHHEHEHE HIHIHIIII#DID. DID YOU ALL THINK TIMMYS FORGETFULNESS IS BECAUSE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME?#DID YOU REALLY. THINK HE'D FORGET JUST BECAUSE TIME MOVED FASTER?#OHOHOHOHO INCORRECT. INCORRECT YOU ALL ARE.#ANYWAYS#norm is a genie which means hes been around for a VERY long time#and hes constantly fighting the fairies because for one reason or another. his lamp ends up near a child with fairies#and as a result. norm KNOWS about the process. he knows every single consequence and fallout that comes with it#actually norm knows more than jorgen does#anyways. timmy figured out that norm knows all of this. and norm figured out where exactly timmy is in his transformation process#and timmy is NOT happy about any of that. the powers have become imbalanced and he's left in the dark and he's aware of it and its BAD!!!#thankfully he can just drop kick norm back to earth and nto deal with him anymore never ever again <333
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fingon, who was left behind and abandonend by just about anyone in his family at some point, who died alone because maedhros did not return to him in time either. how many times can you be second choice no matter how little it is about you and not have that fester into bitter, bitter anger. how much worse does it get, at some point, that it isn't even about you but you simply matter less than whatever else was more important just then. how long can you cling to the rationale before you always see everyone with one foot already out of the door. how long can you keep loving and loving and loving despite,until there is nothing left to give. and then keep giving anyway because, after all, you know what it's like to be abandonend
#*mine#mona rambles#tolkien#silm#fingon#anyway i'm fine why do you ask#like. important to me that this is not a judgment of the reasons why people left him/didn't return/etc#in most cases it really wasn't anyone's want or even decision#and obviously there were times where fingolfin crossed the ice for him! turgon opened gondolin!! and yet.#and YET. how many times until it starts scraping you raw regardless you know#i just think fingon. the complexities. the nuance. the anger and the abandonment issues and the pretending and!!!!#do you get it. shaking you. god. goddddddddd. my GUY#great wednesday night to have yet another breakdown over him end the day how you started it i guess
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