#you can bet on it

[alonelybih]

*Jey and Rhea after Smackdown arguing *

Rhea: I can’t lose you too, okay!!? (looking away trying to hide the tears in her eyes)

Jey: Why? Look at me. Why? (grabbing her face to make her look at him)

Rhea: You know why. It’s over. I’m in love with you. You win so…don’t leave. Please, stay with me.

[that-spider-witch]

Vita Carnis is the most realistic cosmic horror story because if one day eldritch meat moss started growing from the ground you bet your ass there would be at least one madlad cooking and eating that shit

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

I had the INSANE IDEA of watching High School Musical 2 with my daughter (tbh we did a Marathon of all three movies, but the 2nd was the one that she enjoyed the most).

I thought I had forgotten all the steps for "Work this out" after having learned them with my baby sister when we watched the movie together years ago.

I WAS WRONG.

And don't let me start on "Bet on It".

I HAD TO CHANNEL MY INNER ZAC EFRON THIS AFTERNON.

(but wait until Baby Nemo is asleep. I have a rewatch of PotC-Dead Man's Chest to tackle tonight - yes, I am still very much in Pirates land lolololol)

[daily-klingon]

po

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[solarsunshine]

i actively don’t like jonathan byers, (that photo and the way he talked about it is fucking unreal) but then i remember the fact that joyce stayed with lonnie for his whole childhood, but when he finally started going at will was when she decided enough was enough and left. like i wouldn’t be a fucking voyeur, but i would be fucked up by that too ngl.

[trishlovelace]

I stan Prince Eric in his Troy Bolton era

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[fremulon]

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

[honehonn3honey]

Board games with uncle Sukuna :)

They are taking this thing seriously, already take the cards out of the game

[ashenquill]

[Tim and Jason watching Dick as he fakes his death for a mission]

Tim: Man, he really is peak pretty boy

Jason: Right? Like, stop serving while you’re dying. It’s disrespectful.

Tim: For real, like, at least YOU had your priorities straight.

Jason: Exactly, I—

Jason:

Jason: Now hold up just a second—

Tim: I mean, you looked like shit when you died

Jason: THE FUCK, TIM????

[rabbiteclair]

i have a brain problem that prevents me from understanding people who need so much specifically newly-released TV shows that they're upset by the prospect of going a few months without new ones being produced

like they could stop making video games and books today and I wouldn't notice until sometime in 2026. honestly if they'd stop making new video games for a while that'd be kinda convenient. everyone take a break and let me catch up. I still haven't even played Persona 5.

[bigfatbreak]

Speak of the Devil

chapter one / chapter two / chapter three / (we are here)

part one beginning / next

[anbaisai]

AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[egophiliac]

So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?

sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy

no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!