#ten minutes later:

[ashenquill]

[Tim and Jason watching Dick as he fakes his death for a mission]

Tim: Man, he really is peak pretty boy

Jason: Right? Like, stop serving while you’re dying. It’s disrespectful.

Tim: For real, like, at least YOU had your priorities straight.

Jason: Exactly, I—

Jason:

Jason: Now hold up just a second—

Tim: I mean, you looked like shit when you died

Jason: THE FUCK, TIM????

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

Myself included tbh

[brainrotcharacters]

The moment Wade handed Mary Puppins to Logan and Logan had no protest beyond groaning, I knew

[lockandkeyblade]

dead on main first meeting but it's really awkward

"Danny, where have you been?!" Is the first thing Jazz snaps once she answers her phone. She has a right to snap. This isn't Amity, this is Gotham. A place where the villans weren't just ghosts, where her little brother wasn't just a vigilante. He was trafficking bait. He was an accidental drug mule. He was supposed to be back at the hotel three hours ago. She was allowed to be stressed. Although, she can't help but add to that question. "Do you...have a cat?"

"Hey Jazz," Danny's voice is sheepish, almost entirely eclipsed by the rumbling vibrations that seem to be coming from right next to him, if she was to hazard a guess. "Sorry, I uh- got caught up in something?" "In something." Something still sounds like trouble, but it's not coming with the edge of villain, or worse, police, so she exhales. Allows her shoulders to relax.

Crosses her free arm across her chest, because Danny might not be In Trouble, but he is in so much trouble.

"What kind of something?"

"Well... see, here's the thing." She can hear shifting through the receiver, before the purring stops. Almost immediately, Danny lets out a sharp yelp-- and the purring continues, just as sharp and vibrant as before. "I got a little lost, and next thing I know, uh- I think Red Hood thinks I'm some kind of ecto-plushi?"

They both fall into silence, for several moments. The purring does not stop.

"Red Hood."

"Yeah."

"The crime lord vigilante?"

"Yeup."

"Is using you as a teddy? A ghost teddy?"

"Mhm. It's been like... four hours, I think? He calmed down for a while, but calming down doesn't mean letting me go, apparently." Danny huffs, loudly. Ignoring her absent reprimand for making the phone peak. "Nightwing tried to help for maybe five minutes, but I told him to get lost."

"Why?" "I think he was crying?" Danny mumbles something about photos, but right now, that really isn't important.

Her little brother had been kidnapped off the street. By Red Hood. For cuddles.

"...Huh." Okay, sure.

She can't say this is the weirdest thing to happen to them. Sighing, Jazz strides over to her suitcase, digging through her clothes to pull out the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. "Just send me your location, I'll come get you."

"Thanks Jazz, you're the best."

[annabelle--cane]

I truly believe that melanie king is a bisexual woman because why else would she just discard her stated singular driving goal of killing elias to death badly with her own two hands just because martin said "please" unless his tear stained face and kicked puppy demeanor ignited a latent "I must Protect and Heed this damsel in distress" instinct within her. martin's greatest strength is that every remotely paranormal-adjacent person within a five mile radius wants him so badly it makes them look stupid and he is Always willing to use this power for personal gain.

[tellsfromninjago]

A gift goodbye

Thank you for reading.

Dialogue

Page 1

Garmadon: I want to give you something, to remember me by.

Lloyd: But Dad, You don't don't have anything.

Page 2

Lloyd: It's not too bad of fit and it's way

more comfortable then I thought it

would be.

Garmadon: You wear it well.

Lloyd: I guess you have good taste in clothes after all, hu Dad.

Page 3

Lloyd: There has to be a way to get you out.

Garmadon: Don't worry about me.

Lloyd: but I have to save...

Garmadon: Save me? Lloyd, you already did.

Page 4

Now, you'd better get going. Ninjago needs to see you in your new duds.

Lloyd: but you'll die if...

Garmadon: shh, it's alright son. I'm just going... To another realm. That's all.

Lloyd: It's not like this realm is it?

Page 5

Garmadon: No, nothing like this at all.

Garmadon: It's..its just like going on vacation.

Lloyd: Really? You're not just saying that.

Garmadon: Perhaps a bit. In truth I don’t know for sure what will become of me but I’m not afraid. Not anymore.

Lloyd: You may not be but I am.

Page 6

Garmadon: Lloyd, I had that robe made to remind me of you.

Of your strength, courage and your compassionate heart.

Let it now remind you not only of me but more importantly of your own strength and value.

Page 7

Lloyd: Still, I can’t just leave you here.

Garmadon: Yes you can. You’ve done more for me then I could ever ask, Lloyd.

Because of you my decisions are mine. For that I owe you my life.

Now go on and get out of this place. Save Ninjago but more importantly live, live a good life. for me, please.

Page 8

Lloyd: Alright then... enjoy your vacation.

Page 9

Lloyd: Dad?

Garmadon: Yes?

Lloyd: I'm going to miss you Daddy.

Garmadon: And I’m going to miss you too.

Page 10

Garmadon: Lloyd!

Lloyd: Yeah?

Garmadon: I love you son. I’m very proud of you.

Lloyd: I love you too Dad.

[undead-cypress]

Is it still considered cannibalism if we removed the legs

[atdawn]

COLIN MORGAN in THE BOY THAT NEVER WAS

[bubbarnes]

“… and I had many people say "well, you're never going to win anything for this". and it's not just about that. it just felt like it was important. this is not a situation where we can be indifferent or we can bury our heads in the sand.”

[xxplastic-cubexx]

saddle up partner

inspo post

[moomoomysterious]

Bill will literally do anything but continue therapy

[zer0point5ive]

hey uh mr jigsaw .. sir. i don’t wanna make things awkward but .. well .. you put my friend in a trap last april and it kinda seems like you put more effort into his .. ? *kicks at the ground* i’m just getting the feeling you don’t care as much is all ..

[lynx-sunfall]

Thank you Grian for the late Christmas present of an 8 hour long video, however I am very sleepy just watching 45 minutes and I will be here a week watching this thing

[subbyp]

In an OPLA verse version of the “Zoro and Sanji met and started dating before the Straw Hats formed” premise, the reveal of their relationship would go like—

they behave totally as they do in canon up to when Sanji brings the Straw Hats their drink orders.

then Sanji intentionally starts shit with Zoro (“You know, we do also serve food here.”). they start bickering (there are reaction shots from a wary Nami, a raptly interested Luffy, and an increasingly alarmed Usopp) until Zoro legitimately draws Wado and takes a swing at Sanji.

Usopp and Luffy both start out of their seats but Sanji blocks Zoro’s swing easily. there’s a beat of total silence—even some of the nearby tables are watching, stunned—and then both Zoro and Sanji crack up. Zoro sheathes Wado and just fuckign. does the scoop-up-and-twirl-around-into-a-big-ol’-smooch maneuver on a grinning Sanji right there in the middle of the dinner service (reaction shot of the other Straw Hats, looking various degrees of flabbergasted).

[ninyard]

i know seth would’ve ate up kevin’s queen tattoo. he’d look him up and down and say “yeah. makes sense.”

[junglejim4322]

As much as I hate the way they reduced kaworu to sanitized nothing in the adaptations of evangelion particularly the show and how badly it fucks up the narrative it really is a fascinating choice for a series with a predominantly male audience to paint homosexuality as quite literally the only positive thing and normal relationship to happen in shinjis life ever