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Petition to get Mumbo some black hair dye for him and his stache because goodness he needs some right about now

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Grian trying to listen to Pearl explain the dragon's attacks in a very Australian accent:

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What sucks about needing to spray paint cosplay items outside is that it's February and your state and town has decided it's going to be mostly flooding near constantly the past week and the future week, it's flooding or it's below freezing, either way I can't spray paint and I'm so bored waiting for it to finally be dry again

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I don't know what whiplash has been cast up on me now that I'm in my 20s, but dear Lord I'm a baby when it comes to sleeping now. My bedtime is 9pm sharp, I don't function well far past that, and if I don't sleep at minimum 10 hours, I'm annoyed at everything and need a nap. From ages 12-18 I could function on 3.5 hours of sleep every day and be fine, where'd that go? Who took it away? I can barely function on 7 hours of sleep now and that's supposed to be a normal time for an adult

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Someone better use a Geiger counter on Shadow before he's allowed within 15 feet of Tom, he probably has too much radiation on him for it to be a safe level for Tom who had many x-rays and such to make sure he wasn't dying in the hospital

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How many times do you think Sonic has run into an electrical fence on his runs just because he's going too fast to hear the electricity? I feel like it's at least four times in a row before he starts thinking there might be a reason he keeps getting electrocuted

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Grian really needs to change his face from looking like a cod head. I was watching Gem's first season 9 episode, saw a head for half a second, went I don't know if that was Grian or a cod head but I don't remember Grian's video showing this, then had to go back in the video only to find it was Impulse wearing a cod head and not Grian in the slightest

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Me: plotting who's going to be taken care of in a Shadow fic

Also me: it's gotta be Maddie, he's a feminist, and he hates men, darn it, how do you write Maddie and Shadow-

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If Mumbo don't stop aging he's gonna end up a ghost by the end of the season, it's no longer giving vampire, it's giving terminal-

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Poor everyone else in green hill trying to catch up with extended family with Sonic and company being the norm, I feel like it would just be so complicated

Family: so what new with you?

Green hill-er: well, you know that blue hedgehog that you see on TV sometimes? That's my neighbor's adopted kid, Sonic, but he's a good kid, he helps me out when he can.

Family: that's...okay- wait, do you know the other things on TV?

Green hill-er: oh yeah, Tails is great, he fixed my TV last week after it was completely destroyed by Knuckles on accident. You know the black one that destroyed part of Tokyo?

Family: don't tell me they adopted him too, he's dangerous

Green hill-er: nah, he's a little weird, but he's got good intentions nowadays. But don't get him confused with that metal one, that one probably is actually evil. Oh, and the new pink girl is cute, she keeps all of those kids in check

Family: you have the weirdest town now, I don't think I'm going to move there for the calmness anymore-

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Dude, we were robbed of so much in the deleted scenes.

1, We could have had twitch streamer Ivo Robotnik in space, but nooo, they had to keep that to just him admitting to farming subs and not showing it >:(

2, the whole scene with Sonic trying to get into G.U.N while being chased by Shadow, I'm gonna cry, it could have been even cooler and intense if they just went with the story board version

3, Tails and Ivo fighting over control of the lasers in G.U.N so that the dance scene made more practical sense

4, Agent Stone desperately trying to keep his lover boss alive after the mech crash of sonic 2

5, Ivo accidentally flashing absolutely everyone in the crab because for some reason he's only wearing a robe and shirt and Knuckles just looking like "it's not even impressive is the thing-"

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Sometimes I think about the fact that movie!Shadow is like, technically over 50 years old, so him being shipped with movie!Sonic is kinda weird, then I remember that he was in a stasis chamber for said 50 years, so he probably didn't mentally age at all (if his body ever aged either), so it's probably fine? ...what has my life come too that I'm debating consent ages of fictional superpowered hedgehogs

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Faker only gets better the longer you listen to it

Sonic: you know what we need?

Shadow: a gun

Sonic: no, a good old fashioned trauma bond

Shadow: I can make trauma, with a gun >:)

Sonic: alright, you don't want to talk about it-

Why is Shadow so hellbent on getting a gun? He's the ultimate lifeform, he shouldn't need a gun, but here he is literally everywhere with at minimum a handgun, even in music he is begging to have a gun in his possession

Shadow: sorry, I didn't hear that over my overwhelming PTSD and trauma

Sonic: °_° what?

Probably the funniest lyric I have ever heard in a fan song, I should have been in the music part of the fandom a lot longer than this

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My sister came into my room while I was in the middle of painting my nails Sonic and Shadow themed, and she took one long look at me and just said "are you painting your nails Sonic? Is this how far your obsession has gone?" Yes, yes it is, shut up

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Sonic was right, someone really should contact Google maps

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Second round of sonic 3, the chao garden is the little pudding creatures like Cheese, I legitimately summed it up as a normal weird Japanese thing, but it's the chao fairy creatures

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I saw someone basically say Shadow was made to be Maria's service animal and now I need to see comics of Shadow being integrated into Sonic's family and one of them getting sick with like, a common cold or something, and Shadow noticing and immediately going service animal mode and bringing them everything they could possibly need and sleeping at the foot of their bed to double make sure he's there if needed because of how Maria was, and then everyone else in the house just being like "that's the creature that helped almost destroy the world? Seriously?"