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Dude, we were robbed of so much in the deleted scenes.

1, We could have had twitch streamer Ivo Robotnik in space, but nooo, they had to keep that to just him admitting to farming subs and not showing it >:(

2, the whole scene with Sonic trying to get into G.U.N while being chased by Shadow, I'm gonna cry, it could have been even cooler and intense if they just went with the story board version

3, Tails and Ivo fighting over control of the lasers in G.U.N so that the dance scene made more practical sense

4, Agent Stone desperately trying to keep his lover boss alive after the mech crash of sonic 2

5, Ivo accidentally flashing absolutely everyone in the crab because for some reason he's only wearing a robe and shirt and Knuckles just looking like "it's not even impressive is the thing-"

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Sometimes I think about the fact that movie!Shadow is like, technically over 50 years old, so him being shipped with movie!Sonic is kinda weird, then I remember that he was in a stasis chamber for said 50 years, so he probably didn't mentally age at all (if his body ever aged either), so it's probably fine? ...what has my life come too that I'm debating consent ages of fictional superpowered hedgehogs

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Faker only gets better the longer you listen to it

Sonic: you know what we need?

Shadow: a gun

Sonic: no, a good old fashioned trauma bond

Shadow: I can make trauma, with a gun >:)

Sonic: alright, you don't want to talk about it-

Why is Shadow so hellbent on getting a gun? He's the ultimate lifeform, he shouldn't need a gun, but here he is literally everywhere with at minimum a handgun, even in music he is begging to have a gun in his possession

Shadow: sorry, I didn't hear that over my overwhelming PTSD and trauma

Sonic: °_° what?

Probably the funniest lyric I have ever heard in a fan song, I should have been in the music part of the fandom a lot longer than this

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My sister came into my room while I was in the middle of painting my nails Sonic and Shadow themed, and she took one long look at me and just said "are you painting your nails Sonic? Is this how far your obsession has gone?" Yes, yes it is, shut up

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Sonic was right, someone really should contact Google maps

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Second round of sonic 3, the chao garden is the little pudding creatures like Cheese, I legitimately summed it up as a normal weird Japanese thing, but it's the chao fairy creatures

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I saw someone basically say Shadow was made to be Maria's service animal and now I need to see comics of Shadow being integrated into Sonic's family and one of them getting sick with like, a common cold or something, and Shadow noticing and immediately going service animal mode and bringing them everything they could possibly need and sleeping at the foot of their bed to double make sure he's there if needed because of how Maria was, and then everyone else in the house just being like "that's the creature that helped almost destroy the world? Seriously?"

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Shadow: sorry, I didn't hear that over my overwhelming PTSD and trauma

Sonic: °_° what?

Probably the funniest lyric I have ever heard in a fan song, I should have been in the music part of the fandom a lot longer than this

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My only request for adding Amy to any new movies is that her personality is somewhere between Sonic Prime "sister power" and snapcube "top 30 anime deaths, your fucking ass right now", I think that would be a good middle ground for Amy's character

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I was fine with Maria's death scene, I was perfectly fine emotionally, but someone pointed out that you can hear a girl's scream when the building exploded and I am no longer fine with Maria's death

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I've convinced my dad to bring me to the store to look at roller skates tomorrow, I am slowly becoming Shadow, he doesn't know how delusioned I am yet, if only I had the money to make a full cosplay to go along with the skates now

Am I so chronically ill that I can barely walk most days? Yes, will that stop me from being delusional and trying to relearn how to skate like Shadow? Nope

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My cat did not approve of my shenanigans when I almost immediately fell on my butt, but I figured out how to bend my knees correctly and haven't fallen again, so he's less worried about me

Am I so chronically ill that I can barely walk most days? Yes, will that stop me from being delusional and trying to relearn how to skate like Shadow? Nope

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Am I so chronically ill that I can barely walk most days? Yes, will that stop me from being delusional and trying to relearn how to skate like Shadow? Nope

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Going off the context from Mumbo and Gem's videos, the only thing holding Mumbo back from being the best pvp-er are clothes, petition to get Mumbo naked for pvp situations

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Sonic prime spoiled me for Shadow's dead eyes stare at Sonic when Sonic is doing the stupidest thing Shadow's ever seen in his entire life, I need more new movie dead eyes stare Shadow and Sonic so I can see Shadow rethink his decision not to let the world blow up with Sonic in it in HD because Sonic is doing more stupid things this week

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I love how in every sonic show and movie, Sonic just can't float in water to save his life. He can't swim, he's apparently dense as a rock so he can't float, he doesn't like water in general. Sonic's not allowed to take swimming classes, not because he needs something to take him down power wise, but because his body is literally too dense to teach him

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Just as they snapcube reference called Shadow hot topic in the movie, if they add Mephiles, they better call him Memphis Tennessee and just start creating snapcube in HD