#but I dragged the husband with me
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I had the INSANE IDEA of watching High School Musical 2 with my daughter (tbh we did a Marathon of all three movies, but the 2nd was the one that she enjoyed the most).
I thought I had forgotten all the steps for "Work this out" after having learned them with my baby sister when we watched the movie together years ago.
I WAS WRONG.
And don't let me start on "Bet on It".
I HAD TO CHANNEL MY INNER ZAC EFRON THIS AFTERNON.
(but wait until Baby Nemo is asleep. I have a rewatch of PotC-Dead Man's Chest to tackle tonight - yes, I am still very much in Pirates land lolololol)
#Nemo babbles#nemo is an idiot#Nemo was busy all afternoon with an HSM Marathon and omg the memories#and the laughter#I lost it when I had to perform HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A for the little one#but I dragged the husband with me#YOU CAN BET ON IT
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Back in middle school one of my favorite types of fics to read were reaction fics where the characters read/watch the story they’re from, and nowadays since I’ve been getting into danmei I can’t help but image these types of scenarios— especially for svsss.
Cause the idea of it alone is fucking funny to me. Typically the set up is always post-canon, or rarely before major events, but always without fail everyone is minding their business and suddenly they find themselves in this unknown space and having to engage in a apparent story about them.
Like you mean to tell me that key players in svsss are going to see how past events played out through SY!Sqq’s eyes??? That they suddenly have to grapple with the knowledge that he’s a transmigrator and has replaced the original Sqq for years yet have to quickly move on from that AND THEN LEARN that this man is not a levelheaded, peerless cultivator but an anxious guy who freaks the fuck out before going “fuck it we ball” and whose also oblivious to how others revere him.
It is nothing but clown hour in this scenario, no one is coming out of this unscathed. And oooh just wait until they get to the reveal about who Sqh actually is…
#I know there’s fics of this scenario already but there should be MORE#the pho fandom really spoiled me back in the day let me tell yah#but my god would sqq get dragged thro this when it goes down#everyone side eyeing him going ‘how dumb can you be’ with LBH SIDE EYEING HIM AS WELL#HIS OWN HUSBAND GOING ‘Shizun… I know I wasn’t doing well back then and that doesn’t excuse it… but really??’#LQG: *after watching the idiocy that is bingqiu* I was wrong your both meant for each other#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shang qinghua#rambles
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TK/Carlos + Touch
↳ 5.03 Cl2
#911 lone star#911lsedit#911 lone star spoilers#tarlos#tk strand#carlos reyes#my gifs#tarlos touch series#queued post#i really said its the final season so these sets are gonna get dragged out for every single tiny moment#it's carlos' favorite spot!#the look of contentment on Carlos’ face while holding his husband close#the furrow to tk’s brow as he thinks about how close he was to never seeing carlos again#how smol TK manages to look here when wrapped in Carlos’ arms#this hug is going to sustain me for at least a week
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big fan of this freak [< affectionate]
couldn't sleep so I spent 2 hours finishing what was meant to stay a sketch page of Cyn thumbs up it is 3am pleade
closeups below the cut :]
litol bug crechur. she has taken many many lives
#husband dragged me into the drone brainrot and now I will make it everyone's problem hehee#if it looks messy it is because it is 3am and I cannot be bothered to care smile#beebo drawd#fanart#murder drones#murder drones fanart#md cyn#md cynessa#art#digital art#digital artist#really really tempted to do a study on the md artstyle I had so much fun doodling Cyn...ough....
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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POV: the league of villains defends you from the aggressive lotion salespeople at mall kiosks
They all just start hissing, snarling, and barking.
#I personally need this in my life#if someone starts talking to me I’d feel bad ignoring them so I stop and listen 😭 my husband drags me away with no fucks to give lmao#thanks for the ask 🖤#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains
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Very attached to the idea that if Percy had been a woman she would have been named Ariadne. Like, I know that Persephone is a popular fanon name for female Percy because it's a nice way to keep her nickname. I've also seen Andromeda used by some because she lives a long life with Perseus in the myths. But Sally would have at least considered it right? Because Ariadne's a popular female figure in mythology, linked to both Theseus and Dionysus, two other famous figures in mythology. She was a clever mortal princess who was dealt a bad hand because her father's arrogance allowed him to think that he could get away with defying a god, just like how Poseidon's arrogance allowed him to think that he could get away with breaking the pact he made with Zeus and Hades. And in the end, Ariadne survived both her family's legacy and Theseus's abandonment, becoming Dionysus's immortal wife in both the PJO universe and in many retellings of the myth of the Minotaur and Theseus in real life. Ariadne got to live out her happy ending just like how Perseus did in mythology, which is the main reason why Sally even gave Percy the name Perseus to begin with. Am I delusional to think that Sally would have given a female Percy the name Ariadne? Who the fuck knows. But I'm so attached to the idea that it literally just supersedes any other name I could have come up with
#if i am just let me believe. i'm just very attached to the idea of little 12 year old ariadne “ari” jackson meeting mr. d and being like#'wow. this is the husband of the woman i'm named after. why couldn't the gods at least let me think he was attractive'#'because dear god the way he's presenting himself is such a let down. ariadne girl i am questioning your taste'#oh my god percy would so drag this man and mentally just question everything when he finally brings homegirl up in titan's curse#also this may or may not be related to the lesbian nicercy canon divergent fic i'm constantly just writing in my mind#already re-imagined their interactions at percy's birthday so many times and god its so romantic in my head#pjo#female percy jackson#percy jackson#lesbian nicercy canon divergent au#yuri.txt
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Was brainstorming some winter themed model changes last week ✨
(Please click for better quality!!)
#drag's art#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc gangle#tadc jax#i had notes next to the sketches of these#and the note of 'white boy' beside jax had me husband cackling lmao#anyways I think these are cute ;v;
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'Dig it in there, Mr. Sp--'
This episode is bonkers I love it. You can't convince me otherwise: Bones wanted to put this dress on himself! You'd believe he's flirting with Barrows. Not at all, this is platonic obviously. They're just good friends. McCoy supportive of his fem friends is a hill I'll die on: you wanna put a princess dress, he'll help you find one, you wanna wear a furry neon bra, he'll cheer you up during sewing, better, he'll put one himself.
This one is for @affixjoy because spreadsheets ;)
#my art#star trek#star trek fanart#sketch#shore leave#Jim Kirk#Kirk#Captain Kirk#Spock#Mr Spock#s'chn t'gai spock#Spirk#k/s#the premise#space husbands#should I draw Bones in the princess dress#or in the neon furry things#bones doing drag is in character#on that note#it's vacation time for me#see you in two weeks
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hello moisthur nation, I come bearing gifts
(credits to my poor husband @imsossleepy for taking part in this and drawing arthur)
also also also
I listened to part 44 so here's the doodle I did whilst listening to that :)
#moisthur#moist von lipwig#arthur lester malevolent#going postal#malevolent fanart#i'm not sure why we did this but we did and you're welcome#this crackship is hilarious to me#as a discworld fan and malevolent dabbler this was my duty#and i decided to drag my husband into it#heheheh#malevolent#malevolent part 44#yorick malevolent#john doe malevolent
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I was complaining to my husband that I can never think of anything super comedic for my hogans heroes fanfics and like the great husband that he is, he had be dying of laughter, so I present to you 2 absolutely hilarious ideas curtesy of my hubby ❤️
1. Klink and Shultz doing the bit from the Lion King where Timon and Pumba are distracting the hyenas.
Klink id dressed in a grass skirt and a lei made of random flowers from around camp and says Timon’s lines and Schultz does the yup yup lines of Schultz and they are trying to distract Hochstetter.
I know it’s out there and unrealistic and the logistics don’t make much sense, but the mental image had me laughing so hard I cried, so now you get to live with that image too!
2. If you’ve ever seen Bluey then you’ll get this, if not, google Bluey the grannies and this will make more sense.
So Newkirk and LeBeau are dressed like Rita and Janet with the glasses and towels and say “here come the grannies!” and essentially act like Rita and Janet.
I’m sure it’s more funny to me because I think my brain is slowly rotting away lol but again, because of how hard I laughed, I had to share it 😂
I honestly wish I could draw even just a little to a real visual to either of these because in my heart, they are funny as heck!
#hogans heroes#stalag 13#hogan's heroes#writeblr#my husband knows how to make me laugh#Klink dressing in drag and doing the hula#Newkirk and LeBeau as the grannies#I needed this today#here come the grannies#I’m such a mom#and a dork#and a nerd
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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the first time aaron and andrew hug (properly hug– not like thanksgiving) it's not so much a comfort as it is a shared pain. this hurts so bad it feels like my heart is going to bleed out of my chest. we are the same. i know what this is doing to you. andrew hugs aaron because he knows that he needs it more than anything else. aaron hugs andrew because he knows that it wont make up for everything else but there's nothing else he can do. they need each other. they have to just sink to the floor and cling onto the scraps of home they have left, like it'll break them both in two if they let go.
*it happens about an hour after nicky dies
#im sorry i didnt want to say it#if i'm suffering you're all coming down with me#orpheus speaks#twinyards#nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#idk I cantvreally function thinking about the one thing to really drag them together-- force them together almost is the death of the person#who dragged them together in the first place#nicky hemmick who gave up a home and a husband in germany to take care of the twins#who took andrew because he was aarons brother#who looked at these broken kids and said that's my family#i don't know i think about them a lot#aftg
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miquella could have had a really interesting story but unfortunately fromsoft decided to make it all about fan favourite radahn and now no one is even interested in analysing miquella’s character and instead they’ve dubbed him the most evil guy ever because he hurt two fan favourites hahah
#hates it hates it hates it hates it hates it#literally everything i see online is just ppl yapping about rad ann#miq really could have been an interesting character if they’d focused on him and not dragged that meat head into it#this dlc is like an alternate universe to me#written by some 17 year old girl who’s into yaoi incest#miq: pwease be my husband 🥺 r*dahn: hah sure thing kid but only once you grow up 😏 m*lenia: omg i ship it so hard#SKFJDKSKSJDK KILL ME#sote spoilers
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i have stopped counting fuck-ups in my granny's safe grouping of threes. i don't want to know how many threes we have reached this month. but please, if you can, think of our car keys tomorrow, having spent a night alone in the woods, and think how happy they'll be to be reunited with us if they just jump out and make themselves known :')
#at least my parents now live only two miles down the road AND HEARD THEIR PHONES so i didn't have to cycle to them or drag them twenty miles#just to ferry me and the spare key to the woods where ed was stuck with the dogs 🙃🙃🙃#also now my gym trainer thinks my husband is an asshole and made me jog home but he didn't!! he was just stuck in the woods with no phone!!#can't wait for them to be all 'haha well he works in a university so i guess he's absent-minded' so i can lay down that *i'm* the dr here
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Aziraphale having both a Derringer and an arms licence tell me that in the Wild West flashback we didn't get he'd be the one to go oh dear, I rather think there can be only one cowboy in this town :) *pats his belt*
and Crowley would just hey lemme see what ya have....... A Gun? NO
#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#good omens shitpost#aziraphale is like a kitten that crowley has to drag out of trouble by the scruff of his neck#btw aziraphale's derringer probably has tartan pattern on the grips#source: it was revealed to me in a dream#good omens wild west#good omens cowboys#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable spouses#gomens#good omens 2#my posts#hope you don't mind a nice old vine reference i have acquired taste in memes
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