#but I dragged the husband with me
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I had the INSANE IDEA of watching High School Musical 2 with my daughter (tbh we did a Marathon of all three movies, but the 2nd was the one that she enjoyed the most).
I thought I had forgotten all the steps for "Work this out" after having learned them with my baby sister when we watched the movie together years ago.
I WAS WRONG.
And don't let me start on "Bet on It".
I HAD TO CHANNEL MY INNER ZAC EFRON THIS AFTERNON.
(but wait until Baby Nemo is asleep. I have a rewatch of PotC-Dead Man's Chest to tackle tonight - yes, I am still very much in Pirates land lolololol)
#Nemo babbles#nemo is an idiot#Nemo was busy all afternoon with an HSM Marathon and omg the memories#and the laughter#I lost it when I had to perform HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A for the little one#but I dragged the husband with me#YOU CAN BET ON IT
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Back in middle school one of my favorite types of fics to read were reaction fics where the characters read/watch the story they’re from, and nowadays since I’ve been getting into danmei I can’t help but image these types of scenarios— especially for svsss.
Cause the idea of it alone is fucking funny to me. Typically the set up is always post-canon, or rarely before major events, but always without fail everyone is minding their business and suddenly they find themselves in this unknown space and having to engage in a apparent story about them.
Like you mean to tell me that key players in svsss are going to see how past events played out through SY!Sqq’s eyes??? That they suddenly have to grapple with the knowledge that he’s a transmigrator and has replaced the original Sqq for years yet have to quickly move on from that AND THEN LEARN that this man is not a levelheaded, peerless cultivator but an anxious guy who freaks the fuck out before going “fuck it we ball” and whose also oblivious to how others revere him.
It is nothing but clown hour in this scenario, no one is coming out of this unscathed. And oooh just wait until they get to the reveal about who Sqh actually is…
#I know there’s fics of this scenario already but there should be MORE#the pho fandom really spoiled me back in the day let me tell yah#but my god would sqq get dragged thro this when it goes down#everyone side eyeing him going ‘how dumb can you be’ with LBH SIDE EYEING HIM AS WELL#HIS OWN HUSBAND GOING ‘Shizun… I know I wasn’t doing well back then and that doesn’t excuse it… but really??’#LQG: *after watching the idiocy that is bingqiu* I was wrong your both meant for each other#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shang qinghua#rambles
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big fan of this freak [< affectionate]
couldn't sleep so I spent 2 hours finishing what was meant to stay a sketch page of Cyn thumbs up it is 3am pleade
closeups below the cut :]



litol bug crechur. she has taken many many lives
#husband dragged me into the drone brainrot and now I will make it everyone's problem hehee#if it looks messy it is because it is 3am and I cannot be bothered to care smile#beebo drawd#fanart#murder drones#murder drones fanart#md cyn#md cynessa#art#digital art#digital artist#really really tempted to do a study on the md artstyle I had so much fun doodling Cyn...ough....
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POV: the league of villains defends you from the aggressive lotion salespeople at mall kiosks
They all just start hissing, snarling, and barking.
#I personally need this in my life#if someone starts talking to me I’d feel bad ignoring them so I stop and listen 😭 my husband drags me away with no fucks to give lmao#thanks for the ask 🖤#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains
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Very attached to the idea that if Percy had been a woman she would have been named Ariadne. Like, I know that Persephone is a popular fanon name for female Percy because it's a nice way to keep her nickname. I've also seen Andromeda used by some because she lives a long life with Perseus in the myths. But Sally would have at least considered it right? Because Ariadne's a popular female figure in mythology, linked to both Theseus and Dionysus, two other famous figures in mythology. She was a clever mortal princess who was dealt a bad hand because her father's arrogance allowed him to think that he could get away with defying a god, just like how Poseidon's arrogance allowed him to think that he could get away with breaking the pact he made with Zeus and Hades. And in the end, Ariadne survived both her family's legacy and Theseus's abandonment, becoming Dionysus's immortal wife in both the PJO universe and in many retellings of the myth of the Minotaur and Theseus in real life. Ariadne got to live out her happy ending just like how Perseus did in mythology, which is the main reason why Sally even gave Percy the name Perseus to begin with. Am I delusional to think that Sally would have given a female Percy the name Ariadne? Who the fuck knows. But I'm so attached to the idea that it literally just supersedes any other name I could have come up with
#if i am just let me believe. i'm just very attached to the idea of little 12 year old ariadne “ari” jackson meeting mr. d and being like#'wow. this is the husband of the woman i'm named after. why couldn't the gods at least let me think he was attractive'#'because dear god the way he's presenting himself is such a let down. ariadne girl i am questioning your taste'#oh my god percy would so drag this man and mentally just question everything when he finally brings homegirl up in titan's curse#also this may or may not be related to the lesbian nicercy canon divergent fic i'm constantly just writing in my mind#already re-imagined their interactions at percy's birthday so many times and god its so romantic in my head#pjo#female percy jackson#percy jackson#lesbian nicercy canon divergent au#yuri.txt
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Was brainstorming some winter themed model changes last week ✨
(Please click for better quality!!)
#drag's art#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc gangle#tadc jax#i had notes next to the sketches of these#and the note of 'white boy' beside jax had me husband cackling lmao#anyways I think these are cute ;v;
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I was complaining to my husband that I can never think of anything super comedic for my hogans heroes fanfics and like the great husband that he is, he had be dying of laughter, so I present to you 2 absolutely hilarious ideas curtesy of my hubby ❤️
1. Klink and Shultz doing the bit from the Lion King where Timon and Pumba are distracting the hyenas.
Klink id dressed in a grass skirt and a lei made of random flowers from around camp and says Timon’s lines and Schultz does the yup yup lines of Schultz and they are trying to distract Hochstetter.
I know it’s out there and unrealistic and the logistics don’t make much sense, but the mental image had me laughing so hard I cried, so now you get to live with that image too!
2. If you’ve ever seen Bluey then you’ll get this, if not, google Bluey the grannies and this will make more sense.
So Newkirk and LeBeau are dressed like Rita and Janet with the glasses and towels and say “here come the grannies!” and essentially act like Rita and Janet.
I’m sure it’s more funny to me because I think my brain is slowly rotting away lol but again, because of how hard I laughed, I had to share it 😂
I honestly wish I could draw even just a little to a real visual to either of these because in my heart, they are funny as heck!
#hogans heroes#stalag 13#hogan's heroes#writeblr#my husband knows how to make me laugh#Klink dressing in drag and doing the hula#Newkirk and LeBeau as the grannies#I needed this today#here come the grannies#I’m such a mom#and a dork#and a nerd
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'Dig it in there, Mr. Sp--'

This episode is bonkers I love it. You can't convince me otherwise: Bones wanted to put this dress on himself! You'd believe he's flirting with Barrows. Not at all, this is platonic obviously. They're just good friends. McCoy supportive of his fem friends is a hill I'll die on: you wanna put a princess dress, he'll help you find one, you wanna wear a furry neon bra, he'll cheer you up during sewing, better, he'll put one himself.
This one is for @affixjoy because spreadsheets ;)
#my art#star trek#star trek fanart#sketch#shore leave#Jim Kirk#Kirk#Captain Kirk#Spock#Mr Spock#s'chn t'gai spock#Spirk#k/s#the premise#space husbands#should I draw Bones in the princess dress#or in the neon furry things#bones doing drag is in character#on that note#it's vacation time for me#see you in two weeks
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hello moisthur nation, I come bearing gifts
(credits to my poor husband @imsossleepy for taking part in this and drawing arthur)

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I listened to part 44 so here's the doodle I did whilst listening to that :)

#moisthur#moist von lipwig#arthur lester malevolent#going postal#malevolent fanart#i'm not sure why we did this but we did and you're welcome#this crackship is hilarious to me#as a discworld fan and malevolent dabbler this was my duty#and i decided to drag my husband into it#heheheh#malevolent#malevolent part 44#yorick malevolent#john doe malevolent
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i have stopped counting fuck-ups in my granny's safe grouping of threes. i don't want to know how many threes we have reached this month. but please, if you can, think of our car keys tomorrow, having spent a night alone in the woods, and think how happy they'll be to be reunited with us if they just jump out and make themselves known :')
#at least my parents now live only two miles down the road AND HEARD THEIR PHONES so i didn't have to cycle to them or drag them twenty miles#just to ferry me and the spare key to the woods where ed was stuck with the dogs 🙃🙃🙃#also now my gym trainer thinks my husband is an asshole and made me jog home but he didn't!! he was just stuck in the woods with no phone!!#can't wait for them to be all 'haha well he works in a university so i guess he's absent-minded' so i can lay down that *i'm* the dr here
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Aziraphale having both a Derringer and an arms licence tell me that in the Wild West flashback we didn't get he'd be the one to go oh dear, I rather think there can be only one cowboy in this town :) *pats his belt*
and Crowley would just hey lemme see what ya have....... A Gun? NO
#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#good omens shitpost#aziraphale is like a kitten that crowley has to drag out of trouble by the scruff of his neck#btw aziraphale's derringer probably has tartan pattern on the grips#source: it was revealed to me in a dream#good omens wild west#good omens cowboys#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable spouses#gomens#good omens 2#my posts#hope you don't mind a nice old vine reference i have acquired taste in memes
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Oden's prophecy of young pirates coming to save wano becoming yamato's hope for his freedom.... and him becoming oden because of it.... it's just so good... on the other side luffy taking ace's spot for liberating yamato... I think I hauve covid
#the spades pirates in wano to save children... omg... deuce.... i have heard so much of you....#yamato complaining about how eveyrhing is his father's fault and ace getting violent...#it is so sad that in the end it was (partially maybe) his father's fault... if not roger then whitebeard..... maybe both#the hibiscus flowers..... rouge....#yamato telling ace he talks too much about luffy.... omg.....#NAMI TELLS TAMA LUFFY LOST ACE TOO!!! AND LUFFY CAME BACK TO WANO BC ACE SAID HE WOULD!!! OMG...... THE LINGERING.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1014#pink haired samurai is still alive and kicking... hell yeah....#ODEN WAS THE SECOND COMMANDER FOR WHITEBEARD??? OMG???#whitebeard dealing with his rebellious son ace akshaksjak.....#ace wanting to save wano for his husband and child but wb wouldn't let him bc he is still caught up about his ex husband's death... complex#TEACH GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!! DIEEEE!!!!#they can't put luffy crying about ace dying here again.... tama feeling bad about yelling at luffy....#YAMATO KNOWS ABOUT THE D????#big mom wants robin.... i mean of course.... curious about pudding and her third eye.... we will meet again i guess...#PONEGLYPH!!!! kaido little borther to mom...... god valley.... rox.... i remember.... she gave him his power omg...#episode 1015#ace face down smiling after whitebeard beats him up reminded me of ace dead smiling. hell on earth this is my last straw. goodbye.#the animation <3 ace i love you <3 yamato you are great <3#omg... little ASL with the big pirates saying he will become pirate king omg...#PAUSE!! ACE HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ROGER AND SAYING HE SOUNDS NICE THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY ACE LORE OMG#yamato didnt say who it was... did ace really die not thinking his father was good this is my roman empire... critical hit to my brain#yamato made aces vivre card.... should i end it all for realsies this time....#his cunty skate boat 😭😭😭😭 i could cry#he really is looking like a beautiful dead wife this episode.... yamato......the vivre card omg..... NOT THE FLASHBACK ENOUGH#THE TRANAITION BETWEEN ACE FALLING OFF LUFFY AND HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND OMG AKFBSKDNDKSKLWKWNSKWK NOOOOOO#OH FINALLY THEY ARE ALL THERE TO FOGHT BIG MOM AND KAIDO!!! FUCK YEAAHHHHHH a good drag for the mugis for good measure#episode 1013
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genderfluid mimic. who said that
#me? projecting my gender onto any character I have a weird fascination with??? I would never#I hate you mimic i hate you (lying)#I do hate how I pretty much got dragged kicking and screaming into liking them tho lmao#stupid ass robot#they are NOT baby they are NOT a husband/wife I'm not even sure if they are blorbo but I'm fascinated by the huge freak regardless#and love them like I would with a venomous or poisonous animal like..love you from a distance <3 please stop killing <3#fnaf#mimic#fnaf mimic
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If I am so careful with my monies and avoid dollar tree and spirit halloween I think I'll be able to do all of the things I wanna do in November including paying for everyone I'm dragging along with me and I'm so excited I hope my poor family finds some joy in their forced participation 😅
#were buying the tickets for the symphony now!!!!!#then my sister and i want to go to the small production of wizard of oz thats in our town which ill probably drag our mom to#then i wanna go see the wicked movie at the theater which my mom will go with me to and possibly my dad#or just my sister and maybe her husband#it depends on how my mom feels#i wont make her suffer more than i have to!!!! 😅
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Reading the Iliad and someone explain to me what the hell Achilles has against Andromache. He kills her father, kills seven brothers, ransoms off her mother (only for her to die as well) AND kills her husband. At some point is really has to be personal because there ain't no way. But gods forbid someone kill Patroclus nobody has ever felt such heartbreak ever. Ever. If that isn't bad enough his son then brutally kills her child like was it genetic. Nobody was out here having an awful time like women in the Illiad but god damn Andromache did not get a single break and we should acknowledge that more.
#andromache of troy#achilles#greek mythos#now don't get me wrong I love achilles but dude what the hell#she probably had to watch him drag her husband's corpse around their city walls for 3 days as well#killed all 7 brothers in one day as well he was on some DEMON timing#505 radio#the iliad
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if you want a defensive miscue heres a dime a dozen and from doublem to boot, monty hounds a rolling puck into our zone, sweeps it back but mikksy overextends and the puck passes by him to oiler possession (does this lead to a goal? no. but it is a pretty sloppy giveaway from our 2nd pair)
ABSOLUTELY KILLS ME THE WAY MONTY HEAD SNAPS TOWARDS MIKKSY WHEN HE COMES SKATING IN BUT THEN HE SNAPS IT AWAY BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE TIME
(also hi sasha muscling a man out of the crease, oh my beloved)
also bobbys missing the puck with his stick and having to make a save with his pad to add to the whole hellish nightmare of it all and to skyrocket your heartbeat for funsies!
bobby for the most part gives mikksy a "i forgive you shake it off" tappy for his efforts if you want to love bobby even more
leaving enough space for jesus...oh our dpair is going through it... marital disagreements...
edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 5 | 6.18.24
#brandon montour#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#when will the hockeygods stop testing us#its so funny when doublem come off a bad shift because monty will just be silent and fuming on his way to the bench#and he'll create a continent's worth of space on a cramped bench#meanwhile mikksy just looks at him like 😐#he looks at him with the slight concern a husband might like th-i dont want to make you mad by talking to you but are you mad at me#bobs their marriage counsellor somehow he got dragged into this#kooky dpair this is how i find my fun
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