#yes we are dumb

[mistressofevilbutalsochristmas]

Our doorbell is the same sound as the doorbell sound they use on TV.

Watching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off and their doorbell rings, it says ding dong on TV I read this on the screen as well as hearing it on the TV, my daughter reads it on the screen as well as hearing it on the TV. The dog hears it on the TV she doesn't read it...because she can't because she's a dog...and if she can somehow read it she's Romanian so wouldn't understand anyway.

Despite reading it and knowing it my daughter and I both still react with the oh crap there's someone at the door even though the dog only barked at the TV.

Basically we were both outsmarted by a dog that can't read and we're both scared of having to answer the door.

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

[tinukis]

HATERS MAD I CAN EXPERIENCE CHILDLIKE WONDER ☀️🌟‼️‼️‼️

egghead becoming animated has permanently changed me as a person

[swordsandholly]

I’m moving to Minnesota in January and it’s got me thinking about southern/heat adjusted reader absolutely freezing their ass off with Soap in the highlands.

He begs you to go with him because you really should see it. It’s absolutely magical in the winter. It’s not even the coldest time of the year yet, bonnie! You’ll be fine!

You are not fine.

Every time you step outside your teeth immediately start chattering. You now know what books mean when they say “bone deep cold.” You swear you’re rattling from the inside like a maraca.

Of course, Johnny’s main method of getting you warmed up is bouncing you on his cock in front of the fireplace. He insists it’s the best for both of you. You’re starting to think that was the entire plan all along - the entire reason for bringing you somewhere intolerably cold - that is, when he gives you time to think before diving between your legs again.

It’s okay, though. You get revenge by pressing your icy feet to Soap’s calves in bed and listening to him grumble.

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[puppppppppy]

obsessive

[3mmiegirl]

Relaxing saturday to you.... what's the OOTD/POTD to be cozy in it, please?

we’re decorating for christmas today so had to get into the spirit

[happypeachsludgeflower]

You know all those fics where Mu Qing murmurs a surprised and awed, “Ju Yang,” when he sees Feng Xin naked for the first time?? At least, I’m pretty sure that’s a trope I’ve seen a lot in fengqing fics. Anyway, I feel like we should be taking this a step further and have the man reciting entire Ju Yang poems on the spot because we know he has them memorized.

[dreamofbecoming]

listen i know we all love steve “completely ignorant of queer culture to the point that bisexuality is a surprise” harrington being roasted and educated in turns by robin and eddie, yadda yadda, good stuff. i read “they made a horror version of rocky?” in a fic recently and cackled. also a big fan of “he knew he was bi from the start and just never talked about it” as a trope, love it excellent well done

but what about steve who realizes after starcourt that the most important person in his life now has this thing that’s a major part of her life that he knows nothing about, and what if he fucks it up? what if he says something ignorant or rude by accident, and hurts her? what if he loses her because he didn’t know the right thing to say? what if he can’t keep her safe because he doesn’t know what to look out for? absolutely fucking not, this steve says

and listen she’d never say anything, because she can tell that he can tell how much she likes teasing him and teaching him things, so he plays dumb, and she thinks it’s very sweet. but she notices when the zines she keeps under her bed that she buys at that one secret bookshop in indy when she can sneak away on family trips start going missing, always one at a time, and replaced in a few days with another disappearing. and she finds the new ones he must have gone to buy the weekend she was at her aunt’s house hidden in the back of his closet when she goes to steal one of his sweaters. and she notices when he slips more of her queerer movie recommendations into his personal take home pile rather than the movie night stack when he thinks she’s not looking.

she doesn’t notice when he drives to indianapolis after she tries to explain to him why she can’t just ask out a cute girl, tries to impress on him the fear attached to every moment of attraction that he simply has never had to feel, but later she finds a crumpled receipt from a diner in one of his jacket pockets when she’s looking for his keys, and the address is across the street from the bar the gorgeous woman at the bookstore told her about, the one she memorized the address of but hasn’t worked up the guts to think about visiting, and she knows he must have gone looking for a place like that, must have been trying to understand, must have been scoping it out to make sure it was somewhere she could feel safe, after she told him she never had.

so when eddie nearly pops a blood vessel when they clock each other and she mentions that steve is the only person she’s ever come out to before, her hackles come up. because she gets it, she does, he’s only known king steve until recently, so it makes sense that he would be afraid, be concerned for her safety.

but steve is her person, and no one- no one- has ever made her feel as protected or as cared for as he does. no one has ever tried as hard to understand her, no one has ever put so much work into making her feel safe and seen and loved. and she thinks maybe even if no one else ever does, that’s ok. because she has steve, and more importantly steve has her, and that means no one gets to question his ally credentials in her presence without a dressing down to remember, no matter how well they mean or how recently they helped save the world.

(and maybe she’s not as surprised as she could be when he figures out bisexuality all on his own, because she’s been reading all the same pamphlets he has, after all. and she’s seen the way he looks at eddie, i mean come on. maybe no one else has noticed, but then, nobody knows steve harrington like she does.)

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

I hope leftists who think they’re above voting for president or are voting for Jill Stein or whoever because it’s their stupid way of protesting the system feel good about themselves, especially if Trump wins partly because of your negligence 😍 I know you’re not doing shit to plan the proletarian revolution, especially before January, so you guys better not complain about something harming you that you didn’t even bother to try and change

(edit: changed the last part bc I wrote “…if life gets a lot worse for you” cause that does nottt sound right at all and I apologize for writing that)

[teethlordd]

Putting some guys in some fancy outfits

[weirdbabs]

i think if guillermo didnt go to derek he probably couldve gaslit the vamps into thinking he was aging and dying at a totally normal human rate by just coming in every other week and being like its my birthday today :) start dressing older put some grey in his hair and be like unfortunately master soon i wont be long for this world im 69 years old, and when nandor finally turns him he just comes in the next day and goes its a miracle! somehow becoming a vampire has returned me to my youth! must be that van helsing blood :)

[l3viat8an]

Satan in nightbringer-

“Please stick your finger through the bars of my enclosure! Please! PleASE PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!! I PROMISE I WONT BITE YOU AGAIN!! PLEASE!! I AM FRIENDLY AND ENTIRELY NON-THREATENING!!!”

[detectivekirigirislays]

"bakugo didnt atone enough for what he did to deku!! bakugo doesnt deserve forgiveness!!" firstly wtf, the bitch literally almost DIED for izuku, not once but TWICE??? Used izuku as his motivation to keep fighting??? Spent 6-7 years leading a project to give back izukus dream??? Katsuki did all that for HIM?? 😭

katsukis alrdy made up for all the years hes bullied izuku, stop acting like katsuki didnt realize his own mistakes and made the initiative to change. stop acting like u the victim when yk damn well izuku had alrdy forgiven him way long before💀like no one is forgetting about bakugo's bullying, but his character is now way beyond that alrdy jeez 😭

and no, izuku is NOT katsukis punching bag. izuku is no pissbaby, he just tolerates katsukis shit (since theyve been inseparable for a goddamn long time) and occassionally throws jabs back at him... gosh, media literacy where? up my asscheeks thats what.

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[utilitycaster]

I am, to be clear, prepared to slightly eat my words on this but it is An Experience To Be Sure to watch people in the tag be like "SURELY they would TELL us if there were only three episodes of Campaign 3 left? We're not being hysterical and grasping for straws like those FOOLS did with Campaign 2, we are rational beings of light and truth" when in fact the reason people freaked out so thoroughly for Campaign 2 was because they told the fandom just before the penultimate episode that it was the penultimate episode. So yeah actually they have told the fandom 2 episodes beforehand before and they might do it again. Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it.