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I want everything to have more calories

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When your bad life choices fully catch up to you 😍🥰

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Bro why do we not have public enemy number ones anymore

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The neighborhood I now live in is so unwalkable that the nearest bus stop is a 40-minute walk away …

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Being a Paramore fan rn has been going hard asf

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I don’t really care for the month of August. Just the flipturn song

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Trying to hide that I’m chopped as hell by putting on perfume and hoop earrings

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I will die one of two ways: by blindly trusting a stranger because I want to believe everyone has good intentions and/or I will feel too awkward to distance myself from the situation, or from eating contaminated food sold at the grocery store that ends up getting recalled because like 30 people got sick from it

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Jfc I’m moving out of the house I’ve lived in for almost 13 years that’s going to get torn down my dog had to be put down I’m leaving my job I haven’t seen most of my friends in ages I cannot process anything that’s going on lately

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We’re over halfway through 2025 and it just still feels like it’s 2024

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I love him so much

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Hit a blinker on the stiiizy now I can’t move my arms

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It’s July why has it been so mf cold 😭

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If I were Antony Starr I would go out in the Homelander suit when I’m bored just to scare people

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Metric is like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs if they weren’t boring

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YOURE JOKING 😭❤️