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they are resting

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his whoreish tendencies and huge nose have captivated me

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Okay

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Yes the rumors are true. You all heard correctly. I am infact horny and yearning again for the hundredth time this week.

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Hi bi!

Wanted to wish happy holidays and hope u have a wonderful rest of the year.

Today is my bday and felt the courage to ask some random ass question.

Sooo are u able to do like those Spotify wrap ups? But with stories(ones you've written or read/faved)

You're a wonderful writer and i feel like your taste/eye for fics/posts would be interesting and i would personally enjoy

No pressure to really answer cause a majority of your posts do show wat u enjoy or catches ur eye.

Again, lots of love!!! 🎅ho~ ho~~

happy birthday, love. hope it was a wonderful one.

i really can't pinpoint a story (there were so many wonderful ones, you could go through my #fic recs tag for hours maybe), but here's a list of people i've thoroughly enjoyed recently + the vibe.

@syoddeye (price x reader chokehold) @391780 (because big, beefy men need a fat ass to hold onto, we don't make the rules) @saintquincy (the poly!141 altar that i didn't know i needed to die on) @pricetagged (nasty work for price and ghost over here) @pricegouge (making horror sexy and price daddy-licious) @ceilidho (making soap dirty over there) @moondirti (putting me in scary, hot situations 24/7, baby) @rememberwren (because every bad day can be healed if we make this fic ghoap x reader) @ghouljams (sex-ed and monster fucking ftw) @oceantornadoo (if you're wondering how many AUs might exist, you should start counting here) @swordsandholly (more fat fem supremacy here + giant men, what more could you want) @starsofang (ahoy matey) @charliemwrites (making me hot for nobody there ;))) @peachesofteal (because i would have that large man's baby in any universe fr fr)

these amazing people have written series or stories that i just bite at when they post a new part of something. like i cannot function until i read it immediately and have it devoured whole. good luck going through these masterlists, you'll die and come back to life several times. ✌🏼

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A rather dapper fellow

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A complication of all the shitty dad jokes between Ghost and Soap in my notebooks

(plus an extra Jim ASMR reference)

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So, I genuinely did not want to make another post asking for help with funds but at this point, both my mother and I are desperate. They’re gonna cut off our electricity tomorrow unless we can pay off some of our bill.

After an anon a few months back I felt guilty posting about money troubles, but we are desperate at this point.

My cash app is $witchyhippies

I have PayPal and Venmo as well, it will just take me a moment to get into them.

Thank you and I am so sorry to ask for money in a time where I know everyone is struggling.

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I recently watched Gladiator II and for some reason I just want to draw men in skirt hehe (I also had a inspo for this one 🤭)

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This is purely for me and the five other Gene Wolfe fans in the world but I can’t stop thinking about Ghost in the fuligin cloak.

Honestly the torturer’s outfit in general.

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Be careful getting into any kind of relationship with Soap. Given the slightest excuse that man will start collecting sex toys like some guys collect ball caps. And I’m not talking about couples’ toys, I’m talking about vibrators and butt plugs and clamps and cuffs of all shapes and sizes specifically to experiment on you with.

He’s methodical about it too. Scientific almost. Plays with different combinations—manipulates his variables to see what happens when he uses this claw clamp alongside that bullet vibe, or what if he adds just a little bit of warming lube to this plug with a heart-shaped flare? What then?

What noises do you make? Do your thighs only twitch, or does he have to be careful not to make you kick him on accident? What happens if he holds the tip of the vibrator right there—oh, there it is, you’re squirting all up his arm. How interesting.

And he can’t just run these tests on you once. That would be extremely poor methodology. The results of any experiment are only valid if they can be replicated. And do try to be still while he’s working, hen, or else he’ll have to tie you down whether he planned on it or not. And then he’ll have to adjust his methodology again.

You don’t want that, do you?

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Unfortunately I am also like this lowkey but that would probably work our favor

As much as I love Simon Riley I would not be able to date that man because you bet your ass he texts like a neanderthal and I couldn't stand it. Gives you one word responses, leaves you on read for 24+ hours, dry asf, and then hits you with the 'you up?' text at 1am because he can't stop thinking about you but refuses to say as much. He comes across like the only thing he's interested in is the next time he gets your pretty lips around his cock when in fact he's truly desperately in love but his traumatized ass has no idea how to tell you that

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This trend has John “Soap” MacTavish written all over it.

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The holidays turning into my own personal Hunger Games of trying to survive my birthday and Christmas back to back while dancing around not telling my violently transphobic maga mother I’m trans was not on my 2024 bingo card

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finally in the mood to write again and all i want to write is my price/reader 'knocked up on vacation' au

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finally in the mood to write again and all i want to write is my price/reader 'knocked up on vacation' au

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JOHN “SOAP” MACTAVISH SKINS | MODERN WARFARE II & III