#yes i spent too long thinking about this

[wisteriagoesvroom]

unnecessarily specific college!au f1 driver headcanons, part 3. professors edition!

(if you want to start from the beginning: part 1, the undergrads, here and part 2, more undergrad headcanons.)

alonso

- major: archaeology (never graduated)

- left school in the final year to be a skydiving instructor and then went on a site dig in Central America in the early 2000s

- there’s a plaque with his name on campus because he’s climbed like 4 of the world’s highest mountains, gone in a submarine into the Mariana Trench, and discovered at least one new species along the way

- other claim to fame is being in the national newspaper’s crossword at the age of 23

- notorious for breaking the rules when on expeditions and skirting the line of safety but gets away with it because he’s a big name in the field and brings investment to his (sort of) alma mater

- appears once on campus to give an inspirational talk. doesn’t rehearse, switches it to a q&a format at the last minute, people enjoy it anyway (because it’s not rehearsed). George tries to strike up a conversation with him afterwards and Alonso just pawns him off to his PA

- wears a different coloured bandana to every dig/hike/expedition. hates closed toe shoes.

vettel

- teaches: molecular structures in microbiology

- precise prof and a tough grader, but nice

- came over a competing college several years ago. people from that college say he was a demon and a notorious asshole when he taught there, but he doesn’t seem that way now.

- lando starts a betting pool about when Vettel will have a proper meltdown (it happens not when lando suspends the prof’s hole punch in a cube of jelly. it actually happens when charles and him cannot see eye-to-eye about the future of ocean conservation)

- wears ties with animals and insects on them. his favourite one is a gift from charles when charles graduates, it has bumblebees and his initials SV on it.

- alex digs up an article one day and everyone gawks at it because prof seb won some cross-continent European woodworking competition when he was 15

- nobody knows if he’s dating anyone, only to find out on the last week of second year that he’d eloped

hamilton

- teaches: philosophy of ethical economics

- has done several ted talks and is often invited to international forums with world leaders (like the WEF, Bloomberg Sustainable Investment Forum etc)

- there’s a student GC trying to predict what his hairstyles will be like every month, usually with 50% accuracy

- one of the first profs to pioneer public access to the private university via open university modules; definitely has a tie up going on with EdX or similar

- people think max will be the one to piss him off in seminars but it’s actually george who has deeply different opinions to prof hamilton on the issues of land tax

- famous for his induction / opening year classes which involve all students standing on their chairs in a circle and chanting an invocation until they can state the colours of their auras. it’s bizarre and somehow it works

- his TAs are the coolest people ever

- somehow fits a 36 hour day into 24 hours

- his spotify wrapped includes the hamilton soundtrack, britney, 90s rap, and Tibetan gong soundscapes on his 10 most listened of the year

- his favourite word is mobius. only him and nico know that this used to be their safeword.

rosberg

- taught: political economy

- former prof who went into industry and is now a venture capitalist

- used to be super close friends (“close” “friends”) with Hamilton. they went to the same prep school, rushed at the same finals club, were famous via the university debate team for their immaculate takedowns of other teams including a legendary debate final in their late 2000s student years

- had a massive falling out when rosberg decided to pursue a career instead of staying in academia

- feels a deep connection to andrew garfield’s portrayal of eduardo saverin

- similar to carla, dad’s name is also on a lecture hall, but nico had much more of an inferiority complex about it

- prof wolff once told him “i don’t see your future here ever surpassing prof hamilton’s”. Nico rage-quit once he had an offer from a VC firm and now Nico spends every other media interview subtly making digs about this

- somehow still lives in the same apartment complex as lewis though he drives a much better car now (a benz GTC roadster)

[wardingshout]

Zelda goes mushroom girl

[thechy-fychannel]

y'all ever think abt how it was julie having the affair and it is even said multiple times that she was the one who left him, yet wilson was still the one who left their home and moved in with house. like. he couldn't bear to stay in their home alone. he immediately ran to house and stayed on his couch for weeks. suffered through his pranks and his laziness and his manipulation. telling him he wants him gone while sabotaging his attempts to leave. and he only left once he got a girlfriend again.

[elven-butts]

morgan got a little obsessed with the elcor her first time at the citadel ♡(。U ω U。)

[moonlitkilljoy]

so. the line of tape. it's existence makes me lose my marbles to no end, but probably not in the way you'd expect. it's the fact that even with this clear divide they STILL spill over into the others space. i've see a lot of people talk about it as if it's this clear divide in the lab that hermann and newt steer clear from but that just isnt the case!

if it was, you'd expect the lab to look something like this layout

but look at the actual movie

it looks like more akin to something like this

newt's samples, tables, and stands for his dissection tools spill over the line right into hermann's space. there's definitely room on his side of the lab for everything, he's just. spread out across the entire lab instead. AND it seems like this is what the lab usually looks like, hermann only makes to point out the entrails on his side and not the rest of newts things, it's a shared space— not a divided one. what i'm saying is that even though hermann makes a big deal out of his side of the lab versus newts side vis-à-vis the intestines, he definitely doesn't care that much about separating himself from newt OR his space from newts space in general. the way i see it, they argue and bicker a lot but ultimately they find comfort in the others presence, hermann just doesn't want to deal with potentially-hazardous kaiju intestines right by his things ^^;

[quintaava]

Imagine person A lightly tracing “I love you” over and over again on person B’s back, assuming that person B is asleep. When person A is lying on their back, getting ready to sleep, person B moves closer and wraps their arms around person A, whispering softly, “I love you too.” Bonus if that’s the first time person A has ever declared their love for person B.

Person A: Ava ; Barbara Melissa

Person B: Janine ; Melissa Barbara

[thebeholdingsfavorite-mrbitchard]

Doing a Jekyll and Hyde/TMA crossover because I'm obsessed with both of these things. So here are my ideas of the characters so I can share my madness:

Jekyll is a Spiral touched Eye avatar, who in his college years was tormented by a creature of the spiral because of how different his outter and inner being was, but this pushed him into seeking information about what was following him getting the attention of Beholding until he fully but willingly fell into it's service.

Hyde is an Eye touched Spiral avatar who makes up that parts that were already designated to the spiral before Henry made his choice to fall for the Eye. Henry tried to get rid of all the spiral and evil in him when taking to potion but made Edward instead, because he was pure spiral he was basically born into being an avatar.

Gabriel is Lonely touched. He started to fall into the lonely once cousin dies, having not really had a connection with anoyone outside of him for years (im having his cousin die from seeing the trasformation and Edward's powers not Hestie for plot reasons.). But Henry seeing the spiral, stepped in so that the lonely couldn't take him. But it still has its affects and if Gabriel wishes he could give into the lonely at anytime.

Robert isn't aligned with an entity but the Eye does try to pull him to it. He researches the different powers and knows more about them than anyone. He takes great strides into helping Gabriel away from the Lonely not wanting to lose a friend like that. He also loves studying Henry and Edward having never seen someone with two entities attached to them like that. And after some research lobotomizes himself so he doesn't feel fear anymore so he can more safely study the Dread Powers.

Some story information under cut for those who would like it

They form a very gay 4 way relationship after some tense times. Henry desperately tries to keep his Eye powers from fucking up everything by either just Knowing things about his partner's or by ripping out their statements whenever he gets peckish.

Edward and Henry's relationship is hard as they work for such opposite entities, but they manage to slowly work things out. Henry likes to annoy Edward with random Knowledge that is unneeded or wanted at the moment while Edward manifests doors and illusions around Henry constantly. Hyde once accidentally trapped them in his hallways for two hours as he can easily make door appear while not in control of the body but making them actually do what he wants requires full control. They both have to feed differently so Henry has to always give Edward control after some time so that he can run off and horrify someone, this intern though helps feed Beholding as Henry can watch everything. It's a win win though it doesn't fully feed Henry's hunger and inevitably he as to find someone of his own to traumatize.

Hestie and Henry have a love filled but very tense relationship as Robert told Henry not to fall into the dread powers but he didn't listen. This is why they stop talking for a bit and instead of just Henrys mad science. One day Hestie found Henry alone trying to focuse on his studies only to find him bearly hanging on after not having eaten a statement in almost 2 weeks. At that point Hestie let Henry compell a statement from him. Henry tried to refuse, not wanting to hurt him, but eventually with some persistence and Henry asking a question in his weakness eventually got what was needed. There relationship was hard after that but it was the start of what would lead to their romantic relationship.

Gabriel has the favor of the Eye as he does love snooping into things and spent weeks trying to find out what Henry was really working on in his labs. And once Henry stepped in to help keep him from the Lonely their relationship was very quick to become romantic.

Gabriel and Robert have a platonic lovers sort of thing going on and Gabriel goes to Hestie first if he sees anything strange so that they can tell Henry together, which helps keep him from accidently pulling a statement from either of them or asking too many questions. After a while this isn't needed as henry can better control his eye power but it's always used as a fail safe just incase.

Robert hated Edward at the beginning, never having liked the spiral after seeing it's effects on people(being a doctor and all), and never liking how Edward could just know so much (thanks to Henry's connection to Beholding) to better fuck with people. But after Edward saves Hestie from almost dying several times, they start getting along.

Edward instantly loves Gabriel, due to Henry's love of the man, but has a problem with jealousy and throwing every man that ever talks to Gabriel into his corridors. This does include Robert but Edward always lets Robert out because Gabriel gets mad at him for it, Robert also gives Hyde a stomachache due to not feeling any fear. This loss of any other connection outside of the main cast doesn't help with Gabriel's loneliness but Edward is learning to control himself(it takes a while)

I do have my thought process for why Edward would be Spiral though I'm open for any other ideas if you would like to contribute to this madness.

[todayisafridaynight]

gay person that points at gay people

[tomwambsmilk]

It's 100% true that the Roy siblings did not choose to be Logan's children and Tom and Greg and the old guard did choose to work for him so their relationships to Logan are fundamentally different, and the degree of culpability they bear for their own moral degradation is also wildly different. But workplace emotional abuse is also very real and omnipresent in the way Logan treats the people who work for him. And one of the impacts of workplace emotional abuse is creating an extreme attachment to the abuser and becoming less cognizant and even defensive of their abuse towards yourself and others, and in cases where the emotional abuse is institutionalized and systemic it can also create a strong aversion to leaving because your whole sense of personal identity becomes wrapped up in the organization and so being forced to leave can cause an intense psychological crisis. I don't think the situation of working for Logan is at all equivalent to being his child but I also think that it's a bit misguided to imply that Tom and Gerri and Frank and Karl are operating from a place of pure rationality without any undue psychological influences when they make the choice to stay with and support Logan

[franeridan]

that one panel when rayleigh meets teach and he's like it might be childish of me but I really hate you so you better run I'm perfectly normal about that panel what are you talking about

[sometimesanalice]

i am inquiring into bradley's letter jacket 👀

Thank you for coming to my rescue with the SOS ask in the tags! You’re such a gem for this, Monroe! ���� (Part 2 of 2)

I shared some headcanons about it here! But I’ve got more details for you!

About Bradley’s Letterman jacket:

The jacket is black with white sleeves, trimmed with black and cardinal red stripes, and has matching red buttons.

Left Front:

-Patch on his left chest is a ‘W’ for Washington High School

-embroidered inserts into the ‘W’ is a small baseball with 3 bars under it, 2 white stars and 2 gold stars (one for each year on the team: white for participation, gold for captain)

-cardinals mascot patch on pocket

Left Sleeve patches:

-baseball

-2 state championship (sophomore and junior years)

-3 all-state baseball chevrons with the year embroidered on it

-#10 (his jersey number) above the cuff

Right Front:

-Bradley in embroidered in white script

-2005 grad year patch on pocket

Right arm patches:

-US flag (just like Mav)

-red chevron with white ‘captain’ embroidered on it

-scholar athlete patch (he’s smart and pretty!)

-NHS torch

(He always joked about saying he deserved a tennis patch for all of SG games that he sat through.)

Back:

-‘Bradshaw’ in block lettering, red with a white outline

-two baseball bats crossed over each other, a mitt with a ball in the middle where they intersect

-underneath that in a smaller font ‘Cardinals’, matching color and font as his last name

^general vibes

^inspo for the image on back and a couple examples of the patches on the sleeves

^the font used for the embroidery on the front

[unproduciblesmackdown]

(genderly) chill as hell if i was only ever glimpsed / detected like this

[tau1tvec]

You can take one quick look at my blog and know that I’m a very post whatever I want, for myself first and foremost kinda bitch, of which I absolutely am, but I won’t lie and say I haven’t had my days where I go “why bother” when I spend hours editing a story post, and see it get way less engagement than a GIF set I spent probably 10 minutes in Photoshop slapping together.

These feelings can coexist, lol.

[eggs-are-my-passion]

<video of Midori and Bugsy, both with their pokeballs in hand. Oliver sits in the balcony with Hilda sitting by his side, holding a bag of popcorn. A Rotom Drone flies nearby to announce the battle>

Back for more?

Bugsy laughs as he sees his opponent's face, who is as scared as they are prepared.

I won't lose this time!

That's the spirit! Go! Beedrill!

The pokemon comes out and already starts to scout it's surroundings, focusing on Midori's movements.

Midori takes a step back, breathes in and sends his own pokemon out.

Cake! Come on out!

Oh, so you're sending them first this time. How interesting.

Beedrill! Bug Bite!

The pokemon lunges foward, arms open, ready to grab the small wooper, who looks scared.

Mud Shot!

As soon as the beedril reaches it's opponent, she shoots, pushing the wasp back.

It shakes the mud off it's body as Bugsy shouts again.

Let's keep distance then! Venoshock!

The pokemon starts to shoot blobs of poison at the wooper, who fails to dodge, but stands up, not giving up.

Again, Bug Bite!

The beedril lauches itself towards it's opponent again, ready to take a bite.

Cake! Use Slam!

The wooper jumps, dogding her opponent, and slams her tail on it's forehead.

Beedril has fainted.

Nice job, but let's see if you can handle this.

Butterfree! It's your turn!

As soon as the pokemon emerges, Midori flinches. They are remembering their last battle, losing focus.

Use Gust!

The bug flaps it's wings at the small pokemon, who is sent flying towards her trainer.

Cake has fainted.

Midori recomposes themself and puts Cake back into her pokeball.

Crumb! I'm counting on you!

The herdier gets out with a powerful bark. Midori doesn't even think twice before screaming their command,

Retaliate!

Crumb tackles the butterfree with full force, lauching it away.

Good job, but let's see how you counter this.

Butterfree! Supersonic!

The bug sends out loud sound waves, making the poor dog confused.

Crumb! Snap out of it!

The herdier moves around, not knowing what to do, tripping, barely being able to stand up by himself.

Psybeam!

Come on Crumb! Dodge it!

The butterfree shoots directly at the herdier, who immediately broke out of his confusion and jumped out of the way!

Good boy! Now use Take Down!

The dog rushes foward and tackles the butterfly again, making them both fall.

Butterfree and Crumb have fainted.

Midori stares at his own hand. They only has one pokemon left, but so does Bugsy.

Well well well. It's time for you to meet my most powerful pokemon.

Midori is scared. They have heard of this pokemon before, and since they had such a hard time with the butterfree, they can't even think of how difficult this battle might get now.

Scyther!

The mantis comes out of it's ball ready to slash whoever crosses it's path. Midori takes a step back, takes a deep breath and gives a little kiss to Dot's ball.

Dot! It's your turn!

The mime jr comes out of the pokeball, not even flinching at the sight of his big opponent. Something is different about him...

Fury Cutter!

The scyther flies foward, not even letting Dot get ready as it slashes the poor baby pokemon, sending them flying towards the wall.

Dot!

He gets up, does a thumbs up back to his trainer and get's ready to counter attack.

Again!

Protect!

The scyther repeats the same move, but this time Dot creates a barrier to stop it.

Psybeam!

The mime jr shoots, sending the scyther flying away from him.

Now use Wing Attack!

Scyther's wings start to glow as it lauches itself foward again. It hits, creating a massive cloud of dust surrounding them.

Dot!

He doesn't answer. A light shines from inside the dust cloud. A powerful wind sends alll the dirt away, showcasing a glowing mime jr slowly growing, wings made out of light coming out of it's back.

That's mimic! He mimicked Scyther's Wing Attack!

Dot has evolved into a Galarian Mr, Mime!

The newly evolved pokemon uses it's fake wings to lauch his opponent back, giving a thumbs up back to his trainer again.

Now we're talking!

Scyther! Quick Attack!

The bug vanishes out of thin air and appears behind the Mr Mime, who seems ready to counter attack.

Use Ice Shard!

Dot quickly creates a chunk of ice on his hand and smashes it into Scyther's face, defeating the bug.

Scyther has fainted.

Midori won the battle

<video ends>

[quietwingsinthesky]

most frustrating part of writing a doctor who oc is that the doctor and the master will both sometimes just fuck off and do their own thing for a hundred years and be unfazed by it because they are functionally immortal. and i can’t stick my oc with them because they’ll just. die. so what, do i just put them in a pen until those guys get back? spruce up their enclosure while they’re waiting to get picked up to go on adventures again?

[impossible-rat-babies]

love the gameplay trailer bc the lady is like: “could you have held fast that which is dear? without sacrifice?” and my brain just jump cuts to eyrie family guy death pose at the end of EW